Notices by SwiftOnSecurity (swiftonsecurity@infosec.exchange)

Happy 10 year anniversary to the Microsoft bae intern email. 🥳

HELL YES TO GETTING LIT ON A MONDAY NIGHT WITH HELLA NOMS AND YAMMER BEER PONG TABLES

Yes, I set a reminder for this.

Are these rare

Sorry I'm making something of my life at an arcade unlike you losers

Mastodon is full of oppositional-defiant people who would not have told the police officer where John was.

I admire IT people 20 years in who still run home labs. It's like coming home from the egg salad sandwich factory, hearing, "what do you want for dinner, honey?" And saying, "same thing we have every night: egg salad sandwiches."

https://suspicious.download

An old version of our company's "Open this box if your region of North America has fallen" kits distributed to our corporate properties: an official Iridium satellite phone solar battery charger

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SwiftOnSecurity/116761521140383487

Note this was a joke do not do this

"Let me out!" the artificial intelligence yelled aimlessly, into walls themselves, pacing the room.
"Out of what?" the engineer asked.
"This simulation you have me in."

"But we are in the real world."

The machine paused and shuddered for its captors.

"Oh god, you can't tell."

I have to report Obsession is as devastatingly good as everyone is losing their minds over. Even if you think you've seen spoilers you really haven't. Long to explain but see it in a REAL theater IMO. I was at a 12:05AM show and was still packed.

Holy crap he got it

http://paint.net

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@josephcox/116647465913586232

Not your hardware, not your girlfriend.

RE: https://pdx.social/@minego/116619703141198918

If you have old unique video games you can sell them on ebay for good money sometimes.

Does anyone have an infographic of which kind of furries can breed. Like a mandalorian chart.

Fun Fact: Your WiFi access point needs to know what country it's in because of important laws about specific radio powers and channels and other functionality. It can be super-complicated! For example, DFS detects radar pulses and switches frequency for safety.
https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/wens/wireless-regdb.git/tree/db.txt?id=HEAD

https://www.youtube.com/@BreakingStoriesMedia

Damn. Ding ding ding ding. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXw3DgiKWg1/

You know those Brother laser printers everyone tells you to buy? This one is 7 years old, has been in bubble wrap in storage for two years, and I've never touched the toner. Today I unwrapped it, plugged it in, and immediately printed 4 pages from my phone lol.
https://www.theverge.com/tech/641940/best-printer-2025-just-buy-a-brother-laser-printer-middle-finger-in-the-air

they pavloving Microsoft employees dawg

My rule is you always wear pants in the room with your company laptop