Notices by SwiftOnSecurity (swiftonsecurity@infosec.exchange)

@dpogue holy shit did I delete this one

What's my only good post?

I used to go so hard
https://mastodon.social/@dpogue/114039428343707751

I used to have the juice what happened to me

JET SKIS COST 20 THOUSAND DOLLARS????

Music industry’s 1990s hard drives, like all HDDs, are dying

"roughly one-fifth of the hard disk drives dating to the 1990s it was sent are entirely unreadable"

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/09/music-industrys-1990s-hard-drives-like-all-hdds-are-dying/

Had ChatGPT write a program in a language I don't know and no matter how many times I prompt it with errors and hints it can't make it work.

I'm anticipating a human capability apocalypse relying on this stuff from youth.

The ironic thing about VPNs is they are only safe because they cannot see your traffic because it's already encrypted by HTTPS. 15 years ago, VPNs were untenable because you trusted them with private data they could spy on. They are only enabled now by innate privacy the ecosystem already provides.

Good morning. In less than an hour, human traffickers from here will join others from around the western hemisphere. And you will be launching the largest border incursion in this history of mankind.

These new border guards are insane

I'm not saying they should have the same exact diet and nutrition balance but they are capable omnivores.

The fact dogs can eat the same food as humans is not an accident

When Trump's account first got deleted, I tweeted this and Jack Dorsey favorited it.
He later got in trouble when conservatives noticed lol.

Even now I'm holding back on posting kind of general trivial questions because everybody knows I could just ask an LLM. I should override that instinct and instead just post it.

I hope my own model for learning is subsumed by leveraging the infinite patience of an LLM for another. But I worry there's just a certain kind of competency you don't get to from here. We'll see.

It's unfortunate how many random questions LLMs can answer, I was essentially raised on tech forum posts I'd never think to ask or how to refine them to an answer through inquiry.

Inner thighs are the solar panels of Vitamin D

Sitting in the sun to recharge only really matters if you don't have pants on btw

*me, 80 years old*
*cousin's grandchild visiting*
*they browse my stack of blurays, pulling out Stargate SG1*
"Too bad the license for this movie ran out"
*me, a sparkle in my eye*
"No, Tradgedeih, this..."
*take the blue container from their hand*
"was when you owned things."

Becoming a homeowner means everything is priced in number of new roofs.