Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)

That blows my mind.

From now on, anytime someone asks me why I put so much time and effort into this arguably dumb account, I will simply tell them that I do it for Tim.

That makes sense.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Futurama Planet Express Patch. Unsure if I want to buy this or start making my own Futurama patches, with blackjack and hookers.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JHX08QC?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.39XDYF2CH2Z0X&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.39XDYF2CH2Z0X_1745627943760

Wow, that's really old.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

The handshake was invented during the Medieval era, and the right hand is used because nearly everyone had their left hand out off for stealing.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

When he's not yelling at a chair, he's sitting in one.

That's good to know.

We made a comic about a caterpillar.

May the December 25th be with you.

Idea: Put a Cybertruck in every classroom so the police will quickly respond to an active shooter situation.

That's crazy.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cluck Around and Find Out sign. Darn, I had always hoped I could cluck around endlessly without consequences. This is very bad news for my clucky lifestyle.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DCNTFLH4?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2IXYMAO3BSWVC&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2IXYMAO3BSWVC_1744937521326

I wish I could unlearn this.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Godzilla Throw Blanket. Did you know that Godzilla is actually a metaphor for the agricultural revolution? A lot of people don't pick up on that.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B097CB8L1H?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.32MFLP9TBS14O&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.32MFLP9TBS14O_1744733868609

Why are people bringing up atomic bombs? Godzilla has nothing to do with atomic bombs. You guys write the wackiest fan fiction.

That makes sense.

That's how my uncle died.