Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)

This is one of the most wholesome comics we've made.

Gavin Newsom supporters are going to be so confused when the presidential debates begin and they finally learn that Gavin Newsom and Gavin Newsom's witty social media manager who regularly SLAMS Trump are not the same person.

That makes sense.

We made a comic about a volcano.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Eat, Drink, and be Scary" Felt Banner. I think it is offensive to call skeletons scary. This one is just trying to host a nice dinner party. Maybe he thinks humans are scary. I'd argue that skin is creepier than bones.
https://collabs.shop/vsylud

Case in point: Encountering a random bone could be a bit unsettling but finding a random pile of skin would be fucking terrifying.

Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.

With the midterms coming up, I can't wait to vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bloody Leopard Pin. Surely, the leopards won't eat my face.
https://collabs.shop/vlydbl

Update: The leopard has eaten my face.

Oh, you think it's a bad thing that Trump is constantly falling asleep during meetings? Well guess who else sleeps all day long. Babies, that's who. That means President Trump has the energy of someone 79 years younger than him. Checkmate, liberals.

Obviously.

CEO: We need to cut costs.

Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.

CEO: Who's that in the hallway?

Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.

CEO: Fire Greg.

HP printers are programmed to self-destruct if you go 24 hours without purchasing more HP ink cartridges.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "I Peaked in a Past Life" Pin. To be fair, I was a capybara in a past life. The bar is high.
https://collabs.shop/mpbtov

That makes sense.

I heard he still cuts hair on the weekends.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Living The Dream" Pin. Huh, the American Dream is looking a little bleaker than I remember it being.
https://collabs.shop/mvr6ir

This is one of my favorite comics we've made. Cats will be cats.

My apologies for forgetting to capitalize President. That was disrespectful of me. It should be "The President of the United States has lost his fucking mind."

I am sick and tired of all the nonstop political content on here. But I also hate feeling left out. So tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "The president of the United States has lost his fucking mind" T-shirt.
https://collabs.shop/zxwptp