Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cigar Ashtray Coaster, on sale for 23% off.
The picture shows a glass of whiskey, but I prefer to smoke my cigars with a cold glass of orange juice. Extra pulp. I can't imagine enjoying a cigar any other way.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DK7C8L36?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1NHGPEAVQER96&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1NHGPEAVQER96_1737165172926

Not even gators.

@ColesStreetPothole Ridiculous. Water will not freeze at any temperature. Contrary to popular belief, water and ice have no relation whatsoever.

I, a man of wisdom, propose that the US and China should split TikTok in half. We keep Tik, they keep Tok.

But, a twist! The country that truly loves TikTok will give up the app entirely, unable to bear the sight of TikTok getting torn apart. And that country is the one that deserves to own TikTok.

Perfect, just in time for Avatar 3.

It's the Pope's main responsibility these days.

Update: I felt the cold sensation of my soul leaving my body. I immediately went to Google and discovered a miracle. Axolotls are real now. You can thank me for my noble sacrifice.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Squishmallows Axolotl. I'm obsessed with axolotls, I'd sell my soul for them to be a real animal.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09QRRRBHJ?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.13KZI0WI3XU6V&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.13KZI0WI3XU6V_1737133495186

This makes all his accomplishments even more impressive.

UPDATE: The number is now 151. We are fairly confident that 151 is the biggest number, which is why Nintendo created 151 original Pokemon.
https://gofund.me/30db35fb

History is so interesting.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Saint Patrick's Day Shamrock Glasses. Did you know that you can wear Saint Patrick's Day stuff on days other than Saint Patrick's Day? You will just look really stupid.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0786TRKN9?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1MTEC9E49P3MP&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1MTEC9E49P3MP_1737072638916

Jealous.

FINAL UPDATE (for today): The number is now 141. From now on I will stick to daily or weekly updates, out of fear that the number will become too big for us to handle. Also people are becoming angry at all the number updates, and I do not want an angry mob at my door. Not again.
https://gofund.me/30db35fb

We made a comic about a Harvest Festival.

Weird, I would have guessed it was way older.

I have figured out why Mölk makes me think of The Simpsons. The Simpsons already did it, but with Malk.
Bart: Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... Malk!?

Today's Low Quality Ad is for Jocko Mölk Protein Shakes. I love how Mölk sounds like something straight out of a Simpsons bit.

Lisa: Dad, are we poor?
Homer: No.
Bart: Come on Homer, we can't even afford milk.
Homer: Quiet boy, drink your Mölk.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BKH8LN24?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.39VJOI8QQ7Q4N&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.39VJOI8QQ7Q4N_1737048691354

UPDATE 8: The number is now 91. Is it possible for the two digit number to become a three digit number? I don't know. I have no idea if numbers can do that. My head hurts from just trying to imagine how that would even work.
https://gofund.me/30db35fb

@Karnbot13 I would assume not, but I've been wrong so many times before.