Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)

That is such a good point.

I know that Elon Musk gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.

I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cortisol Meter Pin. Can you adjust the cortisol level? Yes. Does that matter? Not really. We all know it's not leaving the red, you nervous wreck.
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Anthony Bourdain once called it the best pizza on Earth.

If Mitch McConnell is dead then how did he just put out a new statement advocating that we label the Ghostbusters as a terrorist organization? Checkmate, conspiracy theorists.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Pin. Most people assume Antarctica doesn't have a government because it is freezing and desolate, but it's actually because the penguins do not allow it.
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We made a comic about drinking.

That makes sense.

It was a weird marketing strategy.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Snow Wizard Blanket. Please do not call him a snizard. Snow wizards hate being called snizards even though it objectively rolls off the tongue.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Evil Kitty Pin. Oh sure, we're supposed to believe this adorable kitten is evil just because he's holding a big knife? And because he has an irresistible urge to stab people? And because he's murdered a few innocent humans? Yeah right.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Wealthy Pig Pin. Wealthy? Pig? Ladies and gentlemen, meet the world's most edible billionaire.
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Being famous sounds hard.

I wish I could unlearn this.

Wow, I never knew that.

That's crazy.

I keep begging Fishy to stop being so good. He has to save some goodness for the other cats out there.

This comic we made a few years ago keeps getting more relevant, unfortunately.

I have some questions.