Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Elf Wrapping Paper. Is Elf the greatest Christmas movie of all time? Go ahead and argue with complete strangers about this in the comments. That's the true meaning of the internet, after all.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CF7G6MT8?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.5D8HM8QI48BI&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.5D8HM8QI48BI_1732159901423

Method acting at its finest.
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Everyone's afraid of something.

Smart.
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I'm not sure if that's how it works.

That is downright monstrous.

We made a comic about a pawn shop.

Yes, the Solo Stove is named after Han Solo. So was the Han Dynasty. And the band Hanson.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Solo Stove Bonfire. It's a smokeless fire pit. I, like many others, am plagued by an ancient curse where the smoke follows me and blows straight into my eyes no matter where I sit around a fire, so this is perfect.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D7PYSSSB?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3HH97EDZ4T8P&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3HH97EDZ4T8P_1732127995314

Shots fired.

Very spooky.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Holy Stone GPS Drone. We must use drones to stake our claim to the skies. If we don't, it will forever belong to the pigeons.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1N7Z2ND?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1TB652DO3VRDL&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1TB652DO3VRDL_1732072017568

Republicans are surprisingly confident that they'd win a modern day civil war considering the other side has the power to control the weather.

We could all learn a thing or two from Singapore.

We made a comic about coffee.

Remember, "I don't know, I lack sufficient information on this topic" is NEVER an acceptable answer.

Instead, loudly state the first opinion that pops into your head, speak with authority, and gaslight anyone who disagrees until they begin to question everything they know.

That's crazy.

I always wondered how that works.
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I add a new inflatable penguin to my yard every time my HOA tries to contact me. They'll learn eventually.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Inflatable Penguin. We're finally starting to see less political signs and more inflatable penguins on people's lawns. Nature is healing.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08K3S6BPQ?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3KFOMP6I4IHPF&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3KFOMP6I4IHPF_1732029533493