Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)

It extends all the way down to the knees.

Before you get mad at Trump for saying Ukraine started the war, take a second to consider some geopolitical questions.

-Why did Ukraine put all that provocative mineral-rich land right on Russia's border?

-Did Zelensky send Putin mixed signals?

-What was Ukraine wearing when the invasion began?

Today's Low Quality Ad is for Further Food Protein Powder. It contains cordyceps mushroom powder, which is what created the infected in The Last of Us. And those zombified freaks are pretty strong, so this must be a good protein powder.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CZYTYC2S?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1VT6WNVC5DZOC&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1VT6WNVC5DZOC_1739809745403

Look, if saying that this protein powder contains a fungus that may lead to a global pandemic that ends society as we know it won't convince you to buy it, then I don't know what will.

UPDATE: The number is now 695. Hot single numbers are in your area, just waiting to become bigger.
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Genius.

Wow, you learn something new about George W. Bush every day.

I just wanted to once again share this painting of me riding my cat Fishy into battle that my girlfriend's sister made me for Christmas. I am still in awe of it, and will be for the rest of my life.

If you don't have life insurance then all your money and possessions are awarded to the first person to touch your corpse.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

In 1974, the federal minimum wage was $2 an hour. Adjusting for inflation, that would be $462,000 an hour today. The system is broken.

That's so sad.

I was recently accused of posting "engagement bait" on here. I'm hurt. I'm offended. I wouldn't do that. I would never stoop so low.

Repost if you believe me.
If you don't believe me, comment why.
If you're indifferent, like this post so I know that you don't have an opinion.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mushroom Cat Tree. I resent that I cannot live in an enchanted mushroom forest, so I will force my cats to reside in one and live vicariously through them.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DQ19HT7F?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.EYUNMRH3NHKY&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.EYUNMRH3NHKY_1739294552271

For clarification, I still plan to one day live in an enchanted mushroom forest. But I resent that I am not living in an enchanted mushroom forest at this very moment.

Elon is the worst.

We made a comic about a carjacker.

Not everyone likes football. Some people prefer cats. So if you're one of those people, here's Fishy.

Due to backlash from the removal of "End Racism" from Super Bowl end zones, the NFL will air a new ad during today's game asking fans to please use slurs responsibly.

That makes sense.