Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 2

I can't relate.

Wow, becoming a priest is harder than I thought.

What Christmas crimes do you think they committed to deserve this fate? Stealing Santa's sleigh? Eating Santa's cookies? Tax evasion?

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Lenox The Nutcracker Orament and Tree Set. It's on sale for 30% off.
I love how it looks like a group of Christmas criminals being hanged. Very festive.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08YP26HVC?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3QRHS7FYOM729&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3QRHS7FYOM729_1733072885223

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

We made a comic about sharing.

RIP Alex.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Segway Electric Scooter, currently 43% off.
Did you know? The scooter was invented in 1817, and was originally marketed as a unicycle for non-virgins.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08BL4VPDR?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.35PWMBIEZDTQS&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.35PWMBIEZDTQS_1733020828153

Name a better anime, I dare you.

We made a comic about an exterminator.

I wonder how much mine weighs.
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I love otters.

It never fails.
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Amazing.
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Update: Much like a squirrel with acorns, I have forgotten where I buried most of my Hydro Flasks. I am getting very thirsty from all the extra digging I'm doing.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Hydro Flask Stainless Steel Water Bottle. It's on sale for 40% off. Much like a squirrel with acorns, I have filled dozens of Hydro Flasks with water and buried them. When the water scarcity wars begin I will become the Hydro King.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YXM5M6S?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.UUAHL5U40DNK&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.UUAHL5U40DNK_1732986284745

We need to get to the bottom of this.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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That's so true.

The mind is such a powerful thing.
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