Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 2

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Howdy Gator Sticker. Howdy Gator was once again snubbed for Best Country Album at the Grammys. Howdy Gator is seething with rage.
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Happy 4th of July! This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this Shit Show Pin. Tickets are required to attend the USA's 250th birthday party.
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It was a life changing year.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Pyramid Eye Blanket. I am sick of the shitty Epstein island elite class, please arrest them and bring back the weird cryptic reptilian people illuminati.
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The illuminati may have been led by lizard people who wanted to harvest our organs, but at least they weren't stealing all out water to build more data centers.

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can buy Ruby more treats. I know she looks sweet and harmless, but she won't hesitate to gouge my eyes out if I run out of treats.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this "Ask Me About Trains" Pin. It's the kind of pin your one uncle will show you right after he finishes telling you how autism didn't exist back when he was a kid.
https://collabs.shop/rjefvi

We made a comic about the Super Bowl.

Perfection.

I wonder what movie it was for.

Some biologists theorize that eventually, all species will evolve into crabs. Apparently this also applies to inanimate objects, like tonight's Low Quality Ad, this Crab Multi-Tool.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

It's true. Hairlogists have proved it.

I'm not sure if I follow.

This is why milk doesn't have any bones.

It sounds wrong, but it's not.

I never would have guessed.

That makes sense.

I never would have guessed.