Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 2

Me petting my cat:

I miss Blockbuster.

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how busy you were
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
-that time the waitress said "enjoy your meal" and you said "you too"
-you hoped nobody noticed
-everybody noticed
-they think you're so dumb

That's crazy.

This one was funnier before it sounded like a thing Trump could casually announce he's doing at any moment.

That explains a lot.

I'm surprised by how many self-proclaimed "Star Wars fans" didn't realize that today was Star Wars Day. I bet most of you don't even know that the Death Star was invented by Chewbacca.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Death Star Ceramic Planter. Happy Star Wars Day everyone! April the 4th be with you.
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That blows my mind.

They should have had Shaq play him in the movie.

That blows my mind.

Vegans and vegetarians can get great use out of these claws too. Assert your plant-based dominance by stabbing your fist into a watermelon and proudly raising it overhead for all to witness.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for Alpha Grillers Meat Claws, on sale for 44% off. I'll be honest with you. I don't even own a grill, I'm just gonna pretend to be Wolverine with these.
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The new administration has vowed to reduce wasteful government spending, so I made this guide to help people understand how that works.

The human body works in mysterious ways.

We made a comic about pigeons.

That's so sad.

A true innovator.

Low Quality Facts, high quality cats.

BREAKING NEWS: Reports state that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth accidentally shared the nation's nuclear codes instead of typing in his zip code while attempting to order a pizza from Papa Johns.