Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 2

Ozempic works! And it doesn't have any side effects. Hear it yourself from these Ozempic users I interviewed:

"I've lost 60 pounds! I don't eat snacks anymore, other than the occasional scoop of gravel."
-Ashley

"I no longer crave fried food. Literally nothing but gravel sounds appetizing."
-Matt

I wish I could unlearn this.

I am not interested in old souls, where are my ancient souls at? I want friends who are extinct marine arthropods at heart.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Born in the Wrong Generation" Pin. Ah, to be born 500 million years ago. Filter feeding with my trilobite friends. Feeling the sun on my exoskeleton. Doing all the other things trilobites did. That's the life.
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That explains a lot.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Girls Just Want To Have Fun Pin. I think the dudes who are trying to strip women of their right to vote must have forgotten that women also have the right to bear arms.
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Sorry, I don't want to reference the Founding Fathers when it comes to data centers. I just don't think Jefferson had the expertise to weigh in on this topic.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "I Don't Care What The Founding Fathers Wanted" Patch. Are you telling me we don't have to take the word of these centuries old, probably very racist dudes' word as objective truth? What are we supposed to do then? Have morals? Ridiculous.
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I wonder why.

This might be the dumbest comic we've made.

This is my biggest fear.

That's fair.

I love Bob Ross.

The waves are harmless, it's the manatees that'll get ya.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this T-Rex Cat Pin. Look at that bloodthirsty beast, ready to violently eviscerate any poor creature it comes across with its razor-sharp claws and teeth. Oh and there's also a T-Rex.
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How did I become a wealthy hedge fund manager when I was only 19, you ask?

-I worked hard.
-I didn't cut corners.
-I murdered a wealthy hedge fund manager and stole his identity.

There are no shortcuts in life.

We made a comic about a jaguar.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this 3 Raccoons in a Trenchcoat Pin. These little rascals are trying to sneak into a movie theater. Not to see a free movie, but to eat all the garbage people selfishly throw onto the floor in the theater.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Wormhole Risograph Blanket. Don't cover yourself with the wrong side or you'll be sucked into the wormhole and instantly transported to another dimension. Or it will just crush every atom in your body. Wormholes are confusing.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Sketch Pin. If you ever see someone messing with a Flock camera and police ask you to describe the suspect, this is what they looked like.
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