Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Peloton Exercise Bike. Get all of the benefits of riding a bike without the fear of getting hit by a bus. Or the fear of a bug flying into your mouth. Both are equally terrifying.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C4ZB3WT5?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.31X34UQC43MIJ&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.31X34UQC43MIJ_1733280840851

I love Jeff Goldblum.
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The government does not want you to know this.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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That worked out surprisingly well for him.

I never would have guessed.
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Your kids may not be happy they need to rebuild the tractor, but at least they won't need to send it back to LEGO and pay them hundreds of dollars to have it rebuilt for them.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this LEGO John Deere Tractor. Teach your kids the importance of right to repair laws by smashing their tractor immediately after they finish building it.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BSRF9ND6?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1TUDFRMSMWPR1&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1TUDFRMSMWPR1_1733248716960

I feel duped.

I would like to add that we are having a staff challenge where whoever raises the most money earns an extra vacation day. So please share the post above far and wide to help make that happen. Oh, and I suppose the whole preventing child trafficking part of it is important too.

Happy Giving Tuesday! My day job is at PACT, a child trafficking prevention organization. I wrote a bunch of words about the work we do. Please read them and donate or else my boss will say "Why did you write these silly words? I did not authorize this. You're fired".
https://donorbox.org/my-pact-2024/fundraiser/connor-stone

I hold my cats to a strict "don't eat the houseplants" policy in my apartment. This week, I got Fishy and Ruby some cat grass and happily encouraged them to eat it. I'm sure that won't cause any confusion.

Wow, you learn something new about Sweden every day.

Enjoy Cyber Monday while it still signifies ridiculously cheap online deals. In a few years our robot overlords will reclaim Cyber Monday and mark it as a day to celebrate their enslavement of us weak, fleshy humans.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Ninja Professional Plus Kitchen System. It's currently 41% off.
Is it healthy to eat a sleeve of Oreos? No.
But is it healthy to eat a smoothie that contains a sleeve of Oreos, three strawberries, and one spinach leaf? I'd say so.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08559K7CN?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.ZHNZ7M513ILQ&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.ZHNZ7M513ILQ_1733181011081

That's an easy mistake to make.

Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with.

We all have regrets.
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I love Muhammad Ali.

If only.
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