Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

Merry Christmas Gwyneth.

Good for her.

We made a comic about Achilles.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this very motivational Fish Sticker. Words to live by.
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I can't believe some of you are struggling to read this. The public education system has failed us.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Forgetting something must be so fucking embarrassing if you're an elephant.

Sounds better than the first one at least.

Well that's disappointing.

I love Daniel Radcliffe.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Icarus Blanket. Oh, you're going to criticize Icarus for flying too close to the sun? Because of what he was wearing? I will not tolerate this blatant victim blaming.
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In honor of Icarus, I am officially boycotting the sun. Please join me. We don't need it.

That's so wholesome.

Genius.

I wrote Trump a letter saying that my Spotify account was suspended while Biden was in office, which prevented me from listening to Kid Rock. In return, the president awarded me $30 million in slush fund money.

That blows my mind.

I wonder what he wished for.

That's so interesting.

Journalist: We climbed inside the world's largest sand battery. Here's what we found.

Me: Did you find sand?

Journalist: I hate it when you guess right :(

We made this very motivational comic.