Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

That makes sense.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cacti Blanket. It's made out of cotton, which is good because the more authentic cacti blanket I made out of an actual cactus turned out to be surprisingly uncomfortable.
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It was a major concern back then.

That makes sense.

That's crazy.

We made a comic about deer.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Tummy Ache Survivor Pin. I salute any of you who have earned this pin. And I hope that someday, somehow, you can find peace.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Half Assing It Pin. Can you imagine whole assing something? In this economy? No thank you.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Say Perhaps To Drugs" Pin. No, I am not encouraging you to do drugs. That would be highly irresponsible of me. I am simply encouraging you to *consider* doing drugs.
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And they weren't good. They were awful.

I wish I could unlearn this.

Wise words from a wise man.

Crows are so smart.

Whoops, I forgot to celebrate this year.

This will come as bad news to some people.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Do Harm, Take Shit" Pin. I know some people prefer "Treat others the way you want to be treated", but I find this lifestyle to be way more fun.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "This Email Better Find You Before I Do" Sticker. If I could go back in time and punch one person in the head, it'd be Hitler. But if I could go back in time and punch 10,000 people, the jerk who invented emails would definitely get slugged.
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What a bargain.

Effective immediately, all of our (straight) soldiers will be injected with daddy juice to ensure that their muscles are swelling with American pride (not gay).

I love Ireland.