Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

I love otters.

It never fails.
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Amazing.
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Update: Much like a squirrel with acorns, I have forgotten where I buried most of my Hydro Flasks. I am getting very thirsty from all the extra digging I'm doing.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Hydro Flask Stainless Steel Water Bottle. It's on sale for 40% off. Much like a squirrel with acorns, I have filled dozens of Hydro Flasks with water and buried them. When the water scarcity wars begin I will become the Hydro King.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YXM5M6S?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.UUAHL5U40DNK&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.UUAHL5U40DNK_1732986284745

We need to get to the bottom of this.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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That's so true.

The mind is such a powerful thing.
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That's so sad.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Gotrax Hoverboard. It's like a Segway, but way cooler.
Please don't bring this up when I do an ad for Segway tomorrow.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CPJB8KH5?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3NTV7DLNRK6W9&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3NTV7DLNRK6W9_1732928350384

I'm not sure if I agree.

Viagra’s official slogan is "Life is hard, but it could be harder".

As we should.
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Maybe they'll be right some day.

We made a comic about a fireman's first day on the job.

You all spent years criticizing Disney for "playing it safe", so now this is what you get. Baby Yoda getting straight up decapitated by a lightsaber. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Hallmark Grogu Ornament. It's on sale for 50% off. You better pick up this ornament now while it's dirt cheap. The price will skyrocket if the rumors are true that Disney plans to kill of baby Yoda in the next season premiere of The Mandalorian.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09YTCK1Q9?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.LM8PHKDGFX54&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.LM8PHKDGFX54_1732907014817

I believe her.

Wow, you learn something new about Tungsten every day.
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