Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Horse Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to read this today.
https://collabs.shop/oj6gks

We made a comic about waffle fries.

The government wants all windows to remain unblocked at all times, for some reason.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse" Patch. On the bright side, that means today is the best day of the rest of your life.
https://collabs.shop/3lg2pb

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mushroom House Pin. Everyone wants to live in a mushroom house until they find out how annoying the HOA rules are. Strict limits on how many gnomes can be in a house at a time. Ridiculous fines if you don't have enough mold in your home.
https://collabs.shop/ggyqnw

We made a comic about a job interview.

I've never been so jealous of France before.

I guess you can't tell under all that thick fur.

He's the worst.

Incredible.

Mother?

Obviously.

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue lying to all of you.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

I wonder what makes it so dangerous.

We're all monsters.

If you do not have a life insurance policy, all of your money and possessions will be given to the first person to touch your corpse.

I wish he didn't.

I am sick of the nonstop political content on here, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this totally apolitical Fuck Ice Tote Bag. Finally, something we can all agree on. Ice is too cold. It ruins drinks.
https://collabs.shop/auqld7

I am not familiar with tarot cards, can someone please explain if having three swords violently stabbed into you is good or bad?

Tough crowd.