Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

I need to try this.

Crows are so smart.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Makes you think.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the XQXA Hat Washer Cage. No hat has ever escaped from this cage and lived to tell the tale. You might as well call it Alhatraz. Use the promo code DYLQCRP6 for 50% off so you can start imprisoning hats today.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

I have once again been accused of being a bot, so here's a picture of me and my fiancé in front of a giant pigeon. In prehistoric times pigeons this size roamed the Earth. Their diets consisted mostly of seeds and triceratopses.

I love Aaron Paul.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Thor Hammer Tool Set. Thor might be a powerful superhero on Earth, but back on Asgard he is a humble handyman who spends his days fixing leaky faucets and changing lightbulbs.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BZY9C9H?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3JW5FT1MCRVWH&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3JW5FT1MCRVWH_1749400185394

That makes sense.

That must be hard.

That blows my mind.

That blows my mind.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Light Up Guitar Pick Holder. A guitar pick holder that looks like a guitar? Now I've seen everything. Literally everything. This is the last thing I had not seen. I have been searching for it for milennia.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F3VN9V2V?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2IKH19E9L1VGM&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2IKH19E9L1VGM_1749262888724

I don't hate it.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Induction Nonstick Frying Pan. Please note that this is a nonstick pan, meaning that it is not a stick. It is a pan.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08BC4XYYM?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3CJ649J7M7UF6&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3CJ649J7M7UF6_1749226046484

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Inflatable Birthday Cake. There's an old Nebraskan tradition where on your birthday you blow into this inflatable cake one time for each year old you are. If the cake pops, that means this will be your last birthday.
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It's important to get your potassium.

Investor: Your AI company sounds very impressive. Are you open to investments?

Giant man who suspiciously resembles 700 Indian engineers in a trench coat: Yes.

Those Canadians know how to live.