Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

That's so scary.

That makes sense.

Thanks Obama.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Jellyfish Lamp. In their natural habitat, jellyfish light up to warn other creatures that there's an oyster nearby. Everyone in the ocean hates oysters. Very shellfish animals, always clutching their pearls.
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We made a comic about a duck pond.

That explains a lot.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Girl Dinner Mantis Pin.

Male Mantis: So many people are on Ozempic now. I heard it works by curbing your appetite. That's pretty cool, huh?

Female Mantis: Yeah I'm not interested in that.
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Ozempic was originally designed for praying mantises, but was eventually marketed towards humans instead after the product had low sales due to mantises having no money because they are bugs.

I remember learning this in elementary school.

RIP James.

That's so interesting.

I somehow never knew this.

I'm ready, Jon.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Fruit Shirt.
Guy looking at butterfly meme: Is this a Pride shirt?
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I remember learning this in history class.

I think I'll stick to chocolate or cheese.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "My Last Fuck" Keychain. Congratulations if you still have one left to give. Personally, I lost my last one in 2024 when the country looked at Trump and said "Sure, let's do four more years of that bullshit".
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Wow, that's so interesting.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Horse Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to read this today.
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We made a comic about waffle fries.