Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

We made a comic about a harvest festival.

I prefer their version.

That's helpful to know.

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to educate my adoring fans.
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Friendly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make weird little things like today's Low Quality Ad, this Cow Jumping Over The Moon Pin.
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We made a comic about the first telephone.

That's nice.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Surviving Purely Out Of Spite" Shirt. Considering all of our food now is infected with salmonella and causes debilitating diarrhea, spite is actually the healthiest thing you can survive on.
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It's 2026. You either survive off of spite or you quickly die off of screwworms. Those are your only options.

Makes you think.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Dungeon Door Pin. "This is easy. It's a simple matter of timing it correctly" I think to myself, seconds before the giant swinging blade slices my head clean off my body.
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"Lake" sounds a bit too Canadian for my liking. I think we should rename Lake America to America America.

That's so scary.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Waiting For Societal Collapse" Patch. Well, the good news is you won't have to wait long. The bad news is also that you won't have to wait long.
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From now on, anytime someone asks me why I put so much time and effort into this arguably dumb account, I will simply tell them that I do it for Tim.

We made a comic about Fox News.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Death on Vacation Pin. First Dolly Parton, now Tim Curry. Please take some time off man, we are begging you.
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I don't think it works like that.

That explains a lot.

That is such a good point.