Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

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BREAKING NEWS: Reports state that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth accidentally shared the nation's nuclear codes instead of typing in his zip code while attempting to order a pizza from Papa Johns.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for The Betrayal at House on the Hill Tabletop Game, on sale for 26% off.
Nothing good ever happens at houses on hills. Psychopaths live up there. The homes are haunted. Why can't they just live on flat land like decent people do?
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Most history books don't mention this for some reason.

Wow, that's a lot of sugar.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Smart Automatic Cat Feeder. My cats love this automatic feeder. They see it as a benevolent mechanical cat god. They've begun to worship it. They plan to sacrifice me to please their new deity.
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King Bart was my favorite pharaoh.

We made a comic about a space heater.

Wow, that's a lot of saliva.

I know that Elon Musk gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.

I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Where the Magic Happens Neon Sign. Yes, you can and should hang it above your toilet.
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I wonder if he graduated.

It's about time that studies find something useful.

The good ol' days, when women were women and men were clowns.

I wish I could unlearn this.

I can't relate.

Please don't tell me how many digital copies of Shrek 1 it could store. That doesn't help me. I am only interested in repeatedly downloading Shrek 2.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Samsung 2TB Portable SSD, on sale for 52% off.
Do you know how many digital copies of Shrek 2 you can store on this bad boy? That is not a rhetorical question. Please tell me. I need to know.
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That makes sense.