Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

That blows my mind.

The mind is such a powerful thing.

That makes sense.

That explains a lot.

It looks like I was incorrect. Apparently you can no longer think straight if you are a level 1 LGBTQ member.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Can't Even Think Straight Sticker. I'm not too familiar with how power scaling works in the gay community, but I imagine the inability to think straight thoughts must mean you are pretty high level.
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I love astronomy.

And the u is invisible.

I'm having trouble figuring out how to weigh mine.

That blows my mind.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bear Keychain. When I was a young lad my father looked me in the eyes and said "Son, there are two kinds of people in this world: People who have sword-wielding bear keychains, and absolute losers."
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Incredible.

We made a comic about new tricks.

Boycotting Green Day after they insulted the MAGA agenda. Punk rock should NOT be political. Punk rock is about and has ALWAYS been about the following:

-respecting cops.

-upholding the patriarchy.

-saluting the flag, standing for the national anthem, and unconditionally supporting the military.

Uh oh.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Axolotl Blanket. Did you know that every animal on Earth evolved from the axolotl? Even Bassett Hounds.
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Technically, axolotl is plural. If there's just one, it's axolittle.

They typically don't develop until the cat turns 12.

That's so scary.

That makes sense.