Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

Boycotting Green Day after they insulted the MAGA agenda. Punk rock should NOT be political. Punk rock is about and has ALWAYS been about the following:

-respecting cops.

-upholding the patriarchy.

-saluting the flag, standing for the national anthem, and unconditionally supporting the military.

Uh oh.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Axolotl Blanket. Did you know that every animal on Earth evolved from the axolotl? Even Bassett Hounds.
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Technically, axolotl is plural. If there's just one, it's axolittle.

They typically don't develop until the cat turns 12.

That's so scary.

That makes sense.

Thanks Obama.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Jellyfish Lamp. In their natural habitat, jellyfish light up to warn other creatures that there's an oyster nearby. Everyone in the ocean hates oysters. Very shellfish animals, always clutching their pearls.
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We made a comic about a duck pond.

That explains a lot.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Girl Dinner Mantis Pin.

Male Mantis: So many people are on Ozempic now. I heard it works by curbing your appetite. That's pretty cool, huh?

Female Mantis: Yeah I'm not interested in that.
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Ozempic was originally designed for praying mantises, but was eventually marketed towards humans instead after the product had low sales due to mantises having no money because they are bugs.

I remember learning this in elementary school.

RIP James.

That's so interesting.

I somehow never knew this.

I'm ready, Jon.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Fruit Shirt.
Guy looking at butterfly meme: Is this a Pride shirt?
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I remember learning this in history class.