Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

It's true. Hairlogists have proved it.

I'm not sure if I follow.

This is why milk doesn't have any bones.

It sounds wrong, but it's not.

I never would have guessed.

That makes sense.

I never would have guessed.

Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of all time.

I love that.

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this "We Are All Dogs In God's Hot Car" Keychain. Not only is God refusing to crack a window, but he also cranked the heat and locked us inside. With all due respect, God is being a total dick.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Roly-Poly Pin. What's that you say, you hate bugs? Wrong. No you don't. Not all bugs. You don't hate the roly-poly bug. You love the roly-poly bug. Everyone loves the roly-poly bug.
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Me: So what's the strategy until the next election?

Democrats: We're going to zoom in on pictures of Trump's bruised hand and post it on social media every day.

Me: Uhh okay cool, what else? Universal Healthcare? Investigating corruption?

Democrats: We're gonna zoom in real close on that hand.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Frenchie Sushi Lover T-shirt. Traditionally, sushi is made with French Bulldogs. Most culinary purists are appalled to see people use seafood instead.
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That makes sense.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Hey look, I found your favorite book! Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Smut Pin.
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Amazing.

Wow, I never knew that.