Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

How do you feel about Elon Musk becoming the world's first trillionaire? If you're having trouble processing your emotions, spin today's Low Quality Ad, this Wheel Pin, to find out.
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Makes you think.

A lot of people think it's German, but they're wrong.

It simply can't be done.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Please never mix these deadly ingredients.

We made a comic about Pride Month. It is also the only comic we've ever used color in.

That blows my mind.

The mind is such a powerful thing.

That makes sense.

That explains a lot.

It looks like I was incorrect. Apparently you can no longer think straight if you are a level 1 LGBTQ member.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Can't Even Think Straight Sticker. I'm not too familiar with how power scaling works in the gay community, but I imagine the inability to think straight thoughts must mean you are pretty high level.
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I love astronomy.

And the u is invisible.

I'm having trouble figuring out how to weigh mine.

That blows my mind.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bear Keychain. When I was a young lad my father looked me in the eyes and said "Son, there are two kinds of people in this world: People who have sword-wielding bear keychains, and absolute losers."
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Incredible.

We made a comic about new tricks.