Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

Ozempic was originally designed for praying mantises, but was eventually marketed towards humans instead after the product had low sales due to mantises having no money because they are bugs.

I remember learning this in elementary school.

RIP James.

That's so interesting.

I somehow never knew this.

I'm ready, Jon.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Fruit Shirt.
Guy looking at butterfly meme: Is this a Pride shirt?
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I remember learning this in history class.

I think I'll stick to chocolate or cheese.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "My Last Fuck" Keychain. Congratulations if you still have one left to give. Personally, I lost my last one in 2024 when the country looked at Trump and said "Sure, let's do four more years of that bullshit".
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Wow, that's so interesting.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Horse Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to read this today.
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We made a comic about waffle fries.

The government wants all windows to remain unblocked at all times, for some reason.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse" Patch. On the bright side, that means today is the best day of the rest of your life.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mushroom House Pin. Everyone wants to live in a mushroom house until they find out how annoying the HOA rules are. Strict limits on how many gnomes can be in a house at a time. Ridiculous fines if you don't have enough mold in your home.
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We made a comic about a job interview.

I've never been so jealous of France before.

I guess you can't tell under all that thick fur.

He's the worst.