Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

Younger generations don't realize just how influential The Beatles were. The guitar didn't exist before The Beatles invented it. Songs didn't have lyrics before Paul McCartney wrote Hey Jude. Music used to be just a bunch of guys standing in a field, clapping rocks together and yelling "Shaw! Shaw!" up at the sun.

This is why most Olympic athletes aim to get bronze.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this fucking humans Shirt. Call me a species traitor if you want, but I'm with the cat on this one.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Heathen Season Garden Flag. Do your neighbors panic about the War on Christmas? Every single year? Even though that war clearly does not exist? Enable their fears with this festive flag.
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For those of you who don't know, Heathen is pronounced "heat hen".

The Shine region of the moon, to be precise.

We made a comic about Hell.

You don't have to buy anything during Black Friday sales. But if you want to, you don't have to buy from soulless megacorporations. You can buy from small independent businesses that make funny little things. For example, today's Low Quality Ad, this funny little Newspaper pin.
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I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Bread Pillow. Look at him. Was he born? Was he baked? Can a vegetarian eat him? I have many questions, and I would appreciate it if random internet strangers answered them.
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Someone complained that I've been talking about fascism too much lately. So, naturally, today's Low Quality Ad is for this No Gods, No Kings pin. Keep the complaints coming, pal.
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I wonder how they'll afford tuition.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Punch Nazis shirt. It also functions as a 100% effective Nazi detector. If someone sees you wearing this and takes issue with it, that's a Nazi.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Beware of Frog pin. A frog can unhinge its jaw and swallow prey 200 times it's size. If you're within hopping distance, you're within eating distance.
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There are some frogs in Africa that can even swallow a hippo whole, placing them at the top of the food chain.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mouse Pad. Saying "I hope my email finds you well" is almost the same as shooting someone and saying "I hope my bullet finds you well". The only difference is that getting an email is objectively worse than getting shot.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Based pin. That skull is a 100% accurate depiction of how I feel anytime younger generations invent a new word that I must either Google or accept that my vocabulary is slowly fading into obsolescence.
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Mr. De Niro has some very strong opinions.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Serious Goose pin. Fortunately for us, geese are naturally silly. There is only one historical record of a goose being serious, which directly led to the fall of the Ottoman Empire.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Aristocrat Pet Portraits. Your pet already thinks of you as a lowly servant, so you might as well have them painted to portray the level of wealth and status they believe they possess.
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And the U is invisible.