Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 3

Giraffe tastes the best.

I was unfortunately reminded that Elon Musk still exists, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is T-shirt depicting Indiana Jones punching him in the face. I like to think it is something Harrison Ford would actually do, in or out of character.
https://collabs.shop/24vpoh

My favorite thing about AI is that it's the only industry where its CEOs are constantly putting out statements saying "Our product could do terrible things. It could make the world so much worse. Our product could ruin everything you once loved."

That's how they do it?

I don't trust anyone who isn't an anxious driver. Buddy you're in a giant metal coffin speeding ahead towards other giant metal coffins, if you're not anxious I think you're suffering from a lack of self-preservation.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Anxious Driver Bumper Magnet. Not to brag, but I'm not just anxious while driving. I'm anxious everywhere.
https://collabs.shop/0pu4ws

I agree with Ed Sheeran. He has young fans. We wouldn't want children being exposed to controversial political messages, such as "I don't think kids should be killed."

I can't believe I lost over a million followers for saying that billionaires are bad. Please boost and follow me if you agree billionaires are bad.

Wow, I somehow never knew that.

That's helpful to know.

That makes sense.

Please stop what you are doing and take a second to look at today's Low Quality Ad, this Disco Beetle Pin. Imagine being a beetle on a Friday night and someone rolls up to the party with this bad boy. You'd lose your tiny beetle mind.
https://collabs.shop/omy4hy

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Snug Life Mug. That's the life right there. Cozy at home. A hot cup of tea and a cat on my lap. An all-seeing third eye that can look straight into your soul and reveal to me your deepest and darkest secrets.
https://collabs.shop/xiece8

I am deeply disturbed by how many of you freaks apparently only have two eyes.

Obviously.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Get in Loser, We're Going to Die of Dysentery" Patch. Huh, I didn't know RFK Jr. started making patches.
https://collabs.shop/dat944

That's so interesting.

We made a comic about Hell.

Even the best of the best can't be good at everything.

That's crazy.