Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 4

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Samsung 2TB Portable SSD, on sale for 52% off.
Do you know how many digital copies of Shrek 2 you can store on this bad boy? That is not a rhetorical question. Please tell me. I need to know.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0874XWW23/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_HPMVRANBJWCF9JVD71SE?linkCode=ml2&tag=connorstone06-20

That makes sense.

I know we all love to criticize older generations, but in the 20th century if someone did a Nazi salute you could almost guarantee that a WW2 veteran would punch them in the head, and I think there was a great societal benefit to that.

Nature is crazy.

That's crazy.

Remember, "I don't know, I lack sufficient information on this topic" is NEVER an acceptable answer.

Instead, loudly state the first opinion that pops into your head, speak with authority, and gaslight anyone who disagrees until they begin to question everything they know.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Sad Alien Plush Toy. I wonder why this poor extraterrestrial creature is so sad. Maybe french fries are its favorite food and potatoes recently went extinct on its home planet.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DLGGDNXG?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3MG9VAPF041N3&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3MG9VAPF041N3_1741625498280

We made a comic about the Teletubbies.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Dinosaur Soap Dispenser. Many archeologists believe it was not an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. They actually went extinct from drinking dangerously high amounts of liquid soap.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09H7J8F7R?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.NPM3LFUTOG7Y&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.NPM3LFUTOG7Y_1741282703736

That's surprisingly progressive.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Frog Sign. The only problem is that it would make me happy to become a literal frog sitting on a mushroom, but I have not yet discovered the right spell to complete the transformation.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CWDC346W?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2T5BNE7TBHJGI&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2T5BNE7TBHJGI_1741195716862

Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Casabrews Espresso Machine. You're financially irresponsible for buying drinks at coffee shops. So buy an espresso machine and get called financially irresponsible for that instead, because people need to criticize everything.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D53126XJ?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.8MZEKCGT49Y8&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.8MZEKCGT49Y8_1741022503124

Looks like Reddit has discovered Low Quality Facts.

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how busy you were
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
-that time the waitress said "enjoy your meal" and you said "you too"
-you hoped nobody noticed
-everybody noticed
-they think you're so dumb

In my opinion, Bob Dylan is by far the worst rapper in the group.

Smart.

Seems wasteful.

That blows my mind.

The Statue of Limitations, maybe you've heard of it.