Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 4

That sounds rough.

It's as unpleasant as it sounds.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bear Arms Pin. Just think, the $400 million it will take to build Trump's ballroom could instead be used to arm every single bear in the United States. The Founding Fathers must be rolling in their graves.
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Calvin Coolidge will always be my favorite president.

From now on, anytime someone asks me why I put so much time and effort into this arguably dumb account, I will simply tell them that I do it for Tim.

Nature is crazy.

RIP Ted Turner, inventor of the mustache.

Do not tell me I am wrong. My logic is sound. Most people don't realize it, but the vast majority of Japanese people (and cats) are actually Mexican.

That's crazy.

This is one of my favorite comics we've made. Cats will be cats.

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Glowing Ramen Cat Pin. Look at this ramen loving cat. I bet you think he's Japanese. Wrong! The cat is Mexican. Not all Mexicans have to be Mexican. Some Mexicans are Japanese.
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Star Wars Day is on May 4th so you can drink enough tequila on Cinco de Mayo to convince yourself that tonight's Low Quality Ad, this Kylo Saber was indeed a good purchase and you should not cancel your order.
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That blows my mind.

Mark is living his best life.

BREAKING: After The Mandalorian and Grogu was predicted to have a weak box office debut, new Disney CEO Josh D'Amaro announced the film has undergone reshoots to include full frontal Jawa nudity. He stated "The nudity is not sexual in nature. It is to satisfy my own intellectual curiosity."

I love llamas.

Uh oh.

Safety first.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Read Banned Books Sticker. To clarify, you should read books that were banned for having intellectually stimulating ideas. Please do not read the forbidden Necronomicon, which will drive you insane and summon incomprehensible cosmic horrors.
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The solution has been right in front of us all along.