Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 5

I am thankful for all of my Patreon subscribers. Without you guys I would be in a bad place. I'd be in a ditch somewhere. I would be chewing treebark for nutrients.
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Well that's suspicious.

I don't blame him.
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Someone tried to tell me this is not a fancy keyboard. Buddy, it has lights. It has colors. It doesn't get fancier than that. Back in my day I was typing on a soggy piece of cardboard.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Razer Huntsman Mini 60% Gaming Keyboard. It's on sale for 42% off.
You deserve a fancy keyboard to go with your state of the art gaming rig while you play graphically demanding games like Stardew Valley.
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Very efficient.

We made a comic about Mercury being in Retrograde.

That's a crazy loophole.
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Harsh.

@freemo No worries, will do and thanks for letting me know!

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for SwissGear Sion Softside Expandable Luggage. It's on sale for 33% off. As an avid fruit smuggler, I need a reliable suitcase that won't rip open and spill the dozens of bananas I am trying to sneak past the TSA.
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Obviously.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

We made a comic about a pigeon.

I get them mixed up all the time.
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That explains a lot.

That's fair.
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If you look up any of Bill Burr's early stand-up routines, 90% of the material was coffee jokes. The man spent so much time working to invent the coffee grinder that he struggled to relate to anything else.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the KitchenAid Burr Coffee Grinder. Bill Burr is a talented comedian, but his invention of the coffee grinder will always be his most impressive accomplishment.
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I never would have guessed.