Notices by Daniel Marks (profdc9@mastodon.social), page 2

@inthehands @catsalad I did not know this. I guess that's why I keep getting shocked when using Vim.

@catsalad Never pull on the cord, only the plug body. It's the safe way to unplug Vim.

@sjvn On another note, the new building is built from asbestos, so there should be no more worries.

@Gargron Relax yourself by visualizing the camera without its underwear on.

@niconiconi Never trust HP calculator users. They're always blowing their stack.

@luckytran Soon we'll have a black market in fluoride toothpaste. I can only imagine dealers at streetcorners peddling Colgate and Crest tubes.

@WarnerCrocker As a wise woman once said: Trump is a cunt.

@gutenberg_org In a world where knowledge is power, libraries represent a threat to authority.

@inthehands @TheSpaceshipper @blogdiva

Here's an example from the movie:

@TheSpaceshipper And after this movie, all aliens are humanoid with no hair, giant heads, and gray skin. Kind of like this:

@jwz These headlines just write themselves don't they?

@WarnerCrocker These people are brainwashed. Nothing can help them.

@dansup give those ears a scruff

@freemo @kottke I actually don't care what happens to you. I just don't want Trump to be president again and I'll vote accordingly.

@freemo @kottke Don't worry. If Trump and his goons come after you, we are going to worry about all the minorities he threatens first. You can handle him yourself, right?

@WarnerCrocker Congratulations. For you, the war is over. Now settle in.

@benroyce In case you're wondering who the jack booted thugs are that will beat the shit out of you to perpetuate a reign of terror under a totalitarian regime, well, they're here and they've always been here.

@dansup @pixelfed How much money could they offer you so that you would stop working on pixelfed and/or relicense your work to Meta's copyright? Such an amount of money is likely a rounding error for them. I don't think any small open source project is considered a threat to them, only one that has major financial backing to promote and fund it. Your work is appreciated but how much is it worth to you?

@WarnerCrocker It's astounding that someone who is so absolutely unworthy inspires such allegiance. It is a cautionary tale of what happens when one's predispositions are endlessly reinforced in a social media bubble until a shared cult identity consumes one's individuality and capacity for reason.

@WarnerCrocker I see an opportunity here for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Certainly they can help fulfill this need to educate youth about America and its founders faith in pasta.