Notices by BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital), page 8
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 08:06:20 JST BattleDwarfGimli I should explain: if the media and all of the Very Good Salesmen are pushing an item that makes or cooks food like it is the second coming of Christ in the culinary world, you should instantly be suspicious of it. If "Everyone Likes It" and Oprah is giving them to all her friends, I want nothing to do with it.
Probably the only exception I have seen is the Vitamix blender. Those really do work. But, it is the exception that proves the rule. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 08:06:20 JST BattleDwarfGimli I'm damn near hotel-level chef in my skills, and I think air fryers are garbage. Tallow is the way to go. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 08:06:18 JST BattleDwarfGimli I mean, that's just a pressure cooker though. I get that. All they did was rebrand an old, old concept, and make it look like R2D2. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 08:06:17 JST BattleDwarfGimli I just said that. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 04:22:13 JST BattleDwarfGimli That change didn't occur until 1985 in Michigan schools. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 04:22:04 JST BattleDwarfGimli This is deliberate. It has been very purposefully shoved under the carpet, because it causes things like Adolph. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 04:22:03 JST BattleDwarfGimli Oh sorry. My bad. Never mind those homosexual bars, mother daughter prostitution teams, and Max Hirschfeld's school for transgender studies. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 04:21:56 JST BattleDwarfGimli We used to give ourselves IVs in the Army. Instant hangover cure. Also, pickles, for potassium. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 04:21:54 JST BattleDwarfGimli You are a complex, layered sort of drunkaholic, aren't you, Jonny. I admire that. If you're going to do something, get down in there and do it for real. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 04:21:53 JST BattleDwarfGimli I mean, a good bartender, and I mean a seriously good bartender, makes real, genuine coin. I knew one long long ago. Deano the Bartender. Guy walked out every single night with at least $400, minimum. Never saw him move above 3rpm. This was back in the 80s. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 12:52:53 JST BattleDwarfGimli Normally there is spirited discussion about who gets the bone for the night. But it is too hot and humid. This is the best they can do. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 12:52:52 JST BattleDwarfGimli We are north of the Northern Mason Dixon Line by two miles. It is not supposed to be this hot here. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 12:52:51 JST BattleDwarfGimli Jonny if you’re pegging asses, that makes you gay. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 01:49:44 JST BattleDwarfGimli That's a real thing. The outgoing crew when we rotated in to P.I. operations had a guy who got a parasite in his urethra. We wore condoms during operations. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 15:27:00 JST BattleDwarfGimli This doesn't even truly matter though. It doesn't matter if Einstein invented the perfect coffee maker (he didn't); that's one jew, out of millions.
If you have one not-rabid dog, and six million rabid dogs, do you let the rabid dogs live, because one dog is not rabid?
This is a more accurate comparison, by the way. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 05:17:55 JST BattleDwarfGimli "Cars have breaks and seatbelts for a reason"
Cars have what, again?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
University just isn't what it used to be. I wonder what happened. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 05:17:53 JST BattleDwarfGimli Do not get me fucking started. I am seriously tempted to start a serious English academy - but I don't think parents would send their children, because within weeks, the children would be asking the parents why they are so accursedly ignorant of their own fucking language. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 03:23:53 JST BattleDwarfGimli Is he ... ban-begging?... -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 00:26:26 JST BattleDwarfGimli LOL she still thinks she's some sort of an "influencer". Adorable.
"Good White folx" - racist negroid cunt. I'm not "complicit" in my racism - you are. Mouthy jigaboos like you are LITERALLY the REASON I became racist.
I WILL TREAT YOU EXACTLY LIKE YOU TREAT ME. NIGGER. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-Jul-2024 23:40:10 JST BattleDwarfGimli Witness the law of unintended consequences.