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@BattleDwarfGimli @Sui @ins0mniak @WilhelmIII @iwetoddid @adequate
I know. That’s why I entertained the thought of becoming a bartender in 2011, but it turns out I’m not really built too be a night owl.
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@BattleDwarfGimli @Sui @ins0mniak @WilhelmIII @iwetoddid @adequate
I went too bartending school once. After I graduated the company called me and asked if I wanted too be the new instructor.
Not joking
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I mean, a good bartender, and I mean a seriously good bartender, makes real, genuine coin. I knew one long long ago. Deano the Bartender. Guy walked out every single night with at least $400, minimum. Never saw him move above 3rpm. This was back in the 80s.
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You are a complex, layered sort of drunkaholic, aren't you, Jonny. I admire that. If you're going to do something, get down in there and do it for real.
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@BattleDwarfGimli @WilhelmIII @Jonny @Sui @ins0mniak @iwetoddid Pickles and pickle juice are an important part of the ultramarathoner's race day diet.
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@adequate @Sui @ins0mniak @BattleDwarfGimli @WilhelmIII @iwetoddid
Pickle juice makes a fantastic vodka shot chaser.
It’s called a pickle back. It sounds terrible, but it is fuggin divine.
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Aspirin and hydrate.
Drink water until your pee is clear.
Ibuprofen and acetaminophen are bad for your liver. Take aspirin.
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We used to give ourselves IVs in the Army. Instant hangover cure. Also, pickles, for potassium.
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actually even made a specific bookmark for these things
will try reading later
but my 2 braincells are hurting right now