Notices by SaltyBlonde (saltyblonde@nicecrew.digital)

bitch shut the fuck up

I’m in the “Cheesecake doesn’t need crust camp…

WE FIGHT AT DAWN :anger_frog:

You sound like a fun and totally normal lady. these guys are giving you a hard time :angry_boobs:

Love you Pix :blobheartcat:

you bet your ass it is 🍗

You ‘gon eat some of this chicken skin? :3:

Goodchild most likely doesn’t cook, so he has no idea what he’s talking about.

When someone makes you feel bad for something you can’t help :salty_cry:

Kekky made me a bongo kitty for my work computer :bongobutt:

CERN :broken:

Rush is my middle name 😏

Did not plan out the assortment very well.. I was in a hurry and didn’t plan according to what I was gonna get. 😬

These are a few of my favorite things 🎶 :salty_love:

or for when you’ve got a booty to pinch :3:

does it though :blob_shrug:

You think about us wayyy too much :animu_laugh:

story time:

we would all be hanging out on discord and robs wife would be hanging out too.. he would be in the background yelling and screaming about how shing was being cyberattacked, and how stupid his wife is.. she would cry, he would half ass apologize and blame it on the hackers. He would go on 15-20 tirades about shing and how it’s all people’s fault for not donating money so he would make the site more secure. It was the most uncomfortable thing to sit through, and when he was done yelling at his wife, she would cry and we would console her. He is an awful human being thats either an alcoholic or drug addict. No sane person behaves the way he does. I’ll never forget his midnight yell sessions blaming everyone under the sun for his problems.

Now you know this is not true :peachcat_spank:

Who is “the boys”?

That is bacon fat