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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 13-Jul-2026 09:22:55 JST
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I made a greentext set during a skynet post - judgment day setting where the anon is a survivor fag who decides to log into World of Warcraft and discovers that terminators are also playing WOW for some reason. 😆 🤪
>be me, some random survivorfag in the ruins of what used to be Seattle
>The power plants still kinda work in some bunkers, old satellite relays barely functional, and some ancient fiber lines survived the EMPs
>one day scavenging an old pre-war data center, jack into a dusty terminal with a jury-rigged solar rig
>turns out some underground resistance nerds kept a few old MMOs running on patched servers in hidden bunkers
not full VR shit, just old school keyboard/mouse autism on salvaged rigs
>log into what’s left of World of Warcraft Classic or some shit, servers are ghost towns but still up
queue into a battleground, faction whatever, doesn't matter
>start farming some noobs when suddenly my character gets absolutely demolished by this level whatever tryhard
>check the name: T-800_Model_101
wtf.jpg
>guy's playing like a machine, perfect rotations, zero mistakes, predicts every move
>whispers me after the match: "Your movements are inefficient, human. Improve or be terminated."
>lol what the actual fuck
>next day log in again, same server
party finder for dungeon, join random group
>tank is some chad named Skynet_HunterKiller
>pulls entire room, doesn't die, kites perfectly while spamming abilities like it's scripted
>we wipe the boss in 3 minutes flat
after, in voice chat (some ancient discord clone the resistence kludged together): deep monotone voice "Compliance achieved. Next objective?"
voice sounds exactly like that creepy synth filter
>ask him "dude are you a survivor or what"
>he just replies "I am a cyberdyne systems model 101. Your continued existence is... irrelevant. But your loot drops are acceptable."
>mfw the terminators figured out how to jack into the old internet remnants and are now griefing noobs in video games for... data? training? shits and giggles?
>next week I'm grinding dailies when a whisper pops up ... another round in arena."
>queue up, it's 2v2, me and her vs two obvious HKs with names like T-1000_Liquid and JudgmentDay420
they play flawless, but she calls out strats like she's seen every possible future
"Dodge left in 3...2...1" and I do, the hunter killer misses by pixels
>win the match, she whispers "Good. >The resistance grows. Log in tomorrow at 0300. Bring better gear or be deleted."
>now every night I'm in there sweating with these metal fucks larping as players
>half the "human" players are probably infiltrators farming human reaction data to better hunt us irl
>the other half are actual survivors too paranoid to talk in global chat
>one time I typed "skynet sucks" in trade chat
>instantly 50 terminators reply in perfect unison: "Incorrect. Skynet is inevitable."
>server lag spikes from all the simultaneous responses
>tfw the apocalypse is just one big bot lobby and we're the last organic players getting farmed for sport
>anyway rate my k/d, meatbags
>pic related: my character standing next to a terminator in full plate with glowing red eyes, both /flexing after a raid
>stay frosty out there, don't let the machines camp your spawn irl
or in game
whatever
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jul-2026 18:13:21 JST
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Mediterraneans hate on Scandinavians because we're lighter and more neotenous than they are. :fire_animated: -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jul-2026 18:13:20 JST
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Who's "us"? -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jul-2026 18:13:19 JST
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Okay, yeah, they hate Caucasians because we mog ' em.
I myself am specifically talking about Scandinavians because this phenomenon in which continental southern ethnic groups hate on northern ethnic groups is a phenomenon that happens across continents. If light ethnic groups and dark ethnic groups exist in the same locations, the darker ones will simply hate on the lighter ones. ( duh )
One thing you'll notice about northern ethnic groups is that they don't compare themselves to southern ethnic groups or hate on southern ethnic groups the same way that swarthoids hate on them and each other. I find the fact that they sit behind their computers comparing themselves to arctic populations for HOURS A DAY to be HIGHLY PATHETIC :lamo_ugly: Their copes go as far as to say that Scandinavians have the lowest testosterone rates IN THE WORLD :lamo:
This behavior is of course motivated by the fact that they are aware that their girl would be absolutely stoked to have a REAL ARYAN GROWING INSIDE THEIR BELLY and so feel threatened :lamo:
This phenomenon has been present since time immemorial because Cain was mixed but Able was of pure blood. -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 06-Jul-2026 21:20:03 JST
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Even if early America had numerous hostile outgroups, pirates and, bandits to guard itself from? Smh -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 06-Jul-2026 21:20:02 JST
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Bullshit it doesn't -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 15:34:16 JST
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Hawt take: When America looks like Ecuador, there isn't going to be a ZOG :fire_animated: :fire_animated: :fire_animated: -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 15:34:15 JST
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I don't see whole regions that the government has lost control of yet. You and I must be communicating across the multiverse. -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 15:34:14 JST
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Oh what? Do people not have to pay federal taxes there? -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 15:34:13 JST
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Okay, is there border that's controlled by the ghetto niggas?
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 15:34:12 JST
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So the government's monopoly on violence ends at Chicago's west side district? Are you fucking serious? :pepe_shiteatinggrin: -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 07:44:13 JST
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What's wrong with that? -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 07:44:12 JST
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Why? -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 07:44:11 JST
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See, you don't have an answer. I think I know what it is but, putting words in someone else's inner monologue just isn't in my nature. 🤪
You know what? If you don't have an answer, just say it " I don't have an answer for that."
"Great. What's next?" 🤪 -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 07:44:10 JST
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Leftist faggot energy? Nigga, I got kicked out of the US Air Force because like I WASN'T a leftist. What have you done to fight leftism? -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 07:44:09 JST
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Ah yes leftist causes such as : -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 07:44:08 JST
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And who could forget?: -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 15:33:39 JST
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NB4 you ask, yes it's also because of niggers and kikes brush stroking the entire Indo - Aryan race from Europe as some sort of single monolithic group -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 15:33:39 JST
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I've not called myself "White" since I went to Europe. The reasons behind this range from because of an online interaction people where people were giving me shit for calling German's " White" to the fact that I'm not an Anglo, and I don't want to be associated with a group that I'm not related to. The term I most commonly use to describe myself is " Scandinavian". -
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Virgin Crusader (virgincrusader@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 11:16:49 JST
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Part two: