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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Apr-2025 15:34:18 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@dickflatteningenthusiast >suffers from severe delusions
>still has "friends"
god i wish i could be satisfied with the most superficial relationships like leftists are -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 19:43:26 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@rlier23 @MeBigbrain Counter point to a counter point. I didn't know I actually wanted alcohol until I tried it. I knew I wanted sex long before I had it. But there was this porn that was a wonderful substitute.
You're blathering on about "weak men" and I'm sure you're very strong in real life, probably among the strongest, but when I was a fatherless 12-year-old getting exposed to nastiness without anyone to talk to about it, was I being a weak man? Maybe I should've committed suicide rather than allow the weakness to endure. Maybe in death I could've been a real man. -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 00:24:22 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@VikingWays @TrevorGoodchild He really should've redeemed himself by turning the strip into Dark Dilbert. The guy's got a lot of anger and he could've worked it out in the funny pages instead of turning the joke on himself. -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 29-Nov-2024 07:24:41 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@suquili @Rasterman anime is fine but animefags really try my patience
yeah some waifu drawing is worth more than a masterwork sculpture (brainrotted coomtards actually believe this)
the statement may have been made in jest but somewhere out there is a man who believes it unironically and he's the one I must fight -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 29-Nov-2024 07:24:40 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@Xeraser I just blocked you and everyone who liked your post. I won the fight. Type some more words about it if you're still having emotions. -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Nov-2024 13:46:19 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@WashedOutGundamPilot @Hoss @PurpCat @djsumdog @YTFoidLover1488 At one point the "ideepthroat" woman from the 90s came back with even more ridiculous plastic surgery. It didn't go anywhere.
I was a teenager jacking off to this woman whose husband said "hey you suck dick good, let's monetize that". Now I'm a grown-ass adult and she's trying to recreate that magic moment.
I don't know why I thought of this but it's all the same, isn't it? Either you can move forward or you're stuck in place. But if all you do is perform in front of a camera, how do you move forward? She can't learn a new way to suck cock any more than RLM can learn a new way to talk about movies. -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 07:47:12 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@TrevorGoodchild @chainsaw_appreciator @ZRDR_DelRio @Wormwood I'd love to chart people's feelings on ball pits across the political spectrum. Even as a small child I hated them. It couldn't compete with splashing in puddles or feeding the ducks.
Ball pits are the Candy Crush of the Real. Write that one down. -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Oct-2024 22:50:44 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@sickburnbro @Morghur @disclosetv "Hitler was actually jewish!" caused me to immediately dismiss all further claims that anybody was a secret jew.
Except when they were anti-White in which case I'll at least entertain the idea. Lincoln a secret jew? No, but it's funny, so maybe. -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 21:54:54 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@PNS >multiple serious blows to the head
>"get up and fuck orf"
>more kicks applied directly to forehead
something tells me this lad was not too bothered about the lack of compliance -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 12-Oct-2024 20:34:48 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@Gran3Walder when the Daily Mail commenters began to hate -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 11-Oct-2024 03:26:33 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@sickburnbro @Escoffier @coolboymew use modern lathe to recreate old lathe, use old lathe to make more old lathe, sell to modern man who values old lathe
I'm sure there's a flaw but I'm not looking for it! -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 16-Sep-2024 11:25:49 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@sickburnbro Houthis hitting Israel and Trump surviving another attempt on the same day. If only something would ever happen. -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2024 03:58:38 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@sickburnbro Growing up along the "Trail of Tears" all we heard was how easy it is to just round people up and send them wherever the fuck.
At least the red man could cut a dashing figure on a horse. The Haitians ate theirs. -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 06-Sep-2024 23:31:56 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@sickburnbro @JustJohnny Why, the sports game flyover could've been conducted by smaller, outdated planes from the previous war! -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 29-Aug-2024 07:28:27 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@Humpleupagus @EdBoatConnoisseur @GrungeQueef @Irishblackpilled @qwerty We talking cooked turkey or living turkey? -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 29-Aug-2024 07:25:22 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@EdBoatConnoisseur @GrungeQueef @Irishblackpilled @qwerty Franklin also wanted to make the turkey the national bird. Fucking weirdo. -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 21:28:03 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@teto @irie_new @j HEY BUDDY we had an entire presidential campaign run on "log cabins and 🍎 HARD CIDER 🍻"
in other words "get drunk and fuck"
you WISH you could compete with the PROUD LEGACY of AMERICAN ALCOHOLISM
(god I wish I was drunk rn)
btw that hard cider candidate actually won and it was originally intended as an insult by his opponents but the Harrison campaign flipped it and said "yeah we like cabins and cider, they're pretty cool bro" and everyone clapped, so concludes yet another lesson on why you don't fuck with rural retards -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:28:13 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@sun @RustyCrab love that piss smell from the malted vinegar mmmboy -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Aug-2024 00:18:17 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
Israel wasn't invaded in 2020.
9/11 hadn't happened in 2000.
24-bit color didn't exist in 1980.
And Trump already had an election stolen. It happened. Nothing different can happen in the future. Elon Musk is still living in California. Trump is still living in New York. None of the players moved their pieces and the rules of the game didn't change.
You might think differently. You may see "signs of progress". These are all just hallucinations. Goyim, your hopeless future has already been prepared for you. Swallow the blackpill with a Coca-Cola chaser then start pounding that greasy pizza. You've got to be fat, lazy, stupid, and hopeless in order for this thing to work. Don't go fucking with the system by believing things will get better!
RT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/c5061e21-c2cc-4518-968e-aade11d0387d -
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jul-2024 22:49:54 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman
@sickburnbro "Trump is bought by the jews so it doesn't matter"
Yeah, but he's bought by jews who want to live. The other jews want to die. We can't bargain with people who want to die. We can work a deal with jews who are trying to curry favor with Whites. We don't have to honor the deal. Be a nigger to the system. Be a jew to jews. Take the best deal available and keep asking for more.