@teto @irie_new @j HEY BUDDY we had an entire presidential campaign run on "log cabins and 🍎 HARD CIDER 🍻"

in other words "get drunk and fuck"

you WISH you could compete with the PROUD LEGACY of AMERICAN ALCOHOLISM

(god I wish I was drunk rn)

btw that hard cider candidate actually won and it was originally intended as an insult by his opponents but the Harrison campaign flipped it and said "yeah we like cabins and cider, they're pretty cool bro" and everyone clapped, so concludes yet another lesson on why you don't fuck with rural retards