Notices by Sir Nedwood (ned@noauthority.social)

@PNS
LOL well it's creative that's for sure. Not a bad idea for a little home made shack.

@charlie_root
It's all about whatever works for you. You can get the same sound out of stock plugins. Just might not be as easy or intuitive.

@PNS
Finally unmasked! (by someone else in 2008. But our team totally did some investigative journalism by googling it.)

@PNS
Thank the racism gods that the last person was white.

@charlie_root
Also, I hate that channel strip for some reason. Does not do it for me. I much prefer the 9099 you told me to get a couple of years ago.

@PNS
Missle sales/contracts? Foreign aid packages?

@PNS
I know healthy grown men that can't do that. If you can call them men.

@PNS
This was so much more civilised than I expected! She didn't even kick some bystander in the head or scream about sexist oppression or anything.

@PNS
His Chinese accent was lazy but on point.

@PNS
We need to rally around one of our own for the '26 Faggot tourney.
@truthbait

@Humpleupagus
I have a mate who works as a script supervisor. I think he did this one. But I've never seen it.
@Billy_Hughes @SiRrogueKnight

@PNS
>Good woman
>3 fathers
LOL

@PNS
I hope the Dutch burn down the court in response and build a guillotine instead.

@Goalkeeper
And its funny because the plastic lawn chains or passing out at a party are American cultural exports.

@CSB
LOL I have smart lights at home and there's literally an app for that. Why would I bother writing a message in telegram when I can up open the app and click a button.
@Humpleupagus

@cjd
It's not a backdoor if it's by design. I'm sure their excuse is so they can provide support to customers that forget their password.

But honestly, who the fuck uses bitlocker anyway.
@Humpleupagus @Dan_Ramos @RichardJohnson @hfaust

@PNS
Oh he'll do it. Just like Disney suing kids for having mickey mouse parties.

@PNS
I really liked how she used the portamento feature to simulate a slide by tapping the low notes with her foot. Very clever.

@graf
How do you stuff gnocchi?

@graf
When I've made gnocchi in the past it's was solid lumps of mashed potato. I wouldn't expect mashed potato to handle well when spread out by a rolling pin.