Notices by Sir Nedwood (ned@noauthority.social)

@Deplorable_Degenerate
I have a keyless starter. And the battery went dead in the fob. There is a physical key to get in and out of the car. And IRs worth noting the detector to confirm the key is in the car needs less battery than the lock/unlock button. So we were manually opening the door for a few weeks before finally getting a new battery. Replacement key was about $400 though. So we still only have one.
@Humpleupagus @Goalkeeper @ForbiddenDreamer

@kaia
Sounds like the plot John Titor, the time traveller guy.

@charlie_root
I personally don't know a single 30yo who is bald.
@Humpleupagus @tyler

@Hoss
LOL took several months to get his first response. 100% that is just a troll.
@Johndgeek @Owl

@icedquinn
I mean, TBF that was pretty much my experience as well. The less interaction with my mental case mother the better.

There is no hope for the future.

WTF is even going on anymore?

https://x.com/KyleKulinski/status/1919134590184112478

@smugumin
How much did that nigger get for stabbing a white guy a couple of weeks ago?

@m0xEE
I'm actually Aussie (also known as US lite). I assume if you have cartons of 10 you must be French. Damn you and your metric system to hell!
@icedquinn

Diabolical!

@Dan_Ramos They didn't do it sooner because they didn't need to.

@miyagiyoda quality joke.

Last time I used instagram about 7-8 years ago. It was all people I know bragging about various things for social status. Sitting on the beach drinking a cocktail, selfie at a concert, picture of an absurdly overpriced brunch, etc.

My wife just showed me her instagram feed. Not ONE SINGLE POST from a real person. It's all videos with text on top, or ads. The first post we found from an actual person she knows was a staged poor attempt at being a "viral influencer".

The internet is dead.

@bquirky
I'm dead because I'm here. And I'm happy that way.

@bquirky
That's OK, it doesn't have to make sense, so long as you're having fun.

@sj_zero
>"new car every 5 years"
WTF is wrong with you?
@Zettour @BowsacNoodle @brimshae @hakui

@BowsacNoodle
Now do world of warcraft.

@boden
Ironic. I'm pretty sure he got some Jewish funding for his election campaign.

@caekislove
I was wondering that. Have any US ships been sunk? Or admitted as such.
@Goalkeeper

@restful
I loved the airhorn drenched in reverb. Made it different enough to be original.
@charlie_root @3T @BasedLunatic @dcc @urbancamper_55 @Doll @Frank @Sui @p @nyanide @SK1ZM