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   Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 08:45:03 JST Goalkeeper
   >Tries to own boomers
   >Assclown picks the one fucking thing boomers are actually right about
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 08:45:02 JST Hoss Delgado

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     I immediately hate this guy so much I wanna go to whatever stealership he's working at just to waste two hours of his time and then not buy a car.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 14:08:57 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Deplorable Degenerate
     I want a car that drives, doesn't have a computer, and that I can fix when things go wrong. Boomers. SMFH.
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     Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 14:08:58 JST Goalkeeper

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     See he works for a dealership so I think he's serious.

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     Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 14:08:59 JST Deplorable Degenerate

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     So this is about to piss me off huh?
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     Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 14:08:59 JST Deplorable Degenerate

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     • Deplorable Degenerate
     lol no he's just a faggot or a troll
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 14:09:00 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     @Goalkeeper This has to be ragebait
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     Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 14:13:52 JST Goalkeeper

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
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     How dare they want a car that can they can start with a screwdriver if they have to. The audacity

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 14:13:52 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Deplorable Degenerate
     Have you every tried to program a dongle without going to the dealership. It's literally like trying to find the secret compartment with the blow.
     
     > Turn on the high beams.
     
     > Turn in the windshield wipers to medium.
     
     > Roll the passenger window halfway down.
     
     > Hold the dongle lock button and press the windows lock button 5 times, and the door lock button three.
     
     > Open and close the door
     
     > Roll the window back up.
     
     > Press the lock button 5 more times.
     
     > If you fucked up any of these steps, start at step one again.
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 14:20:00 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     @ned @Deplorable_Degenerate @Humpleupagus @Goalkeeper Wtf just replace the battery, what's the worst that can happen you break a dead key?
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 14:20:00 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Sir Nedwood
     My fob has a key too. Had to use it once. It doesn't turn off the alarm. Smfh.
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     Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 14:20:01 JST Deplorable Degenerate

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     Those fucking keyless starters freak me out. I've had clickers go dead and had to manually lock and unlock my doors.
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     Sir Nedwood (ned@noauthority.social)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 14:20:01 JST Sir Nedwood

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     @Deplorable_Degenerate
     I have a keyless starter. And the battery went dead in the fob. There is a physical key to get in and out of the car. And IRs worth noting the detector to confirm the key is in the car needs less battery than the lock/unlock button. So we were manually opening the door for a few weeks before finally getting a new battery. Replacement key was about $400 though. So we still only have one.
     @Humpleupagus @Goalkeeper @ForbiddenDreamer

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 15:10:48 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Peter
     > Be me
     
     > Go to dealership to buy a car for my wife.
     
     > Bring my dad a long just because.
     
     > Go for test drive with wife in red car, then blue car with sale opener.
     
     > Get back. Tell opener we'd pay $x for the red car and no more.
     
     > He leaves.
     
     > Tell wife to act like she wants blue car.
     
     > Closer comes out. *looking my dad straight in the eye* "When you go to court counselor, do you just make take or leave it offers?"
     
     > Dad: "I'm not the attorney. He is."
     
     > Closer turns red because he knows he fucked up.
     
     > Me: "Sometimes, yes."
     
     > Pulls out sheet to show my offer is below the amount they owe on the car.
     
     > Me: "that's not my problem. I'd sell it asap and cut your losses."
     
     > *meanwhile wife keeps mentioning blue car*
     
     > Closer: *leaves, then comes back* "Fine. We'll take the offer, but let's go look at the car one more time."
     
     > Walk out the door. Blue car is parked in front. Walk past it to red car. "We'll take it."
     
     Sales guys are clowns. 🤡
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     Peter (mcmlxviiotg@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 15:10:49 JST Peter

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     >i want to pay cash
     Salesmen should be jumping up and down, but dealerships are more interested in financing than actually selling automobiles.