Notices by dobó istván (istvan@noauthority.social), page 2

@sun If anything is tariffed it’s her hair.

@sun Another classic.

@sun You need some Time Cube to complete the collection.

@sun @eal @aetios Yeah. Definitely check it out. And make sure they are covering your whole ticket.

If you have a split ticket then the different carriers may have different luggage limits and that gets expensive fast.

@sun @eal @aetios If you are trying to stay in the weight limit you could fit even more into to cardboard boxes because you aren’t losing 5-8 pounds to the suitcase.

@sun @eal @aetios Pro tip:

You don’t need to check suitcases. You can check cardboard boxes. They weigh less so you can fit more in them.

@Hoss You forgot Trump and RFK banning plastic bags to cut off the supply of bathtub troonshine.

This led to gangland violence when troon mobsters began smuggling HRT over the border with Canada to open trans speakeasies.

Conflicts between trans gangs led to the Saint Keffals Day Massacre, when seven members of the Bottom Surgery gang were lined up against a wall and killed by four members of the rival No-Op gang who were cosplaying Neo-Nazis from the film American History X.

2025 was wild.

@moth_ball @epsi @bigmattoidchimpin @p @Stellar @realcaseyrollins @NonPlayableClown Thanks, shitman!

@Hoss What’s this armband? It looks like Hebrew inspired by 1980s heavy metal album covers.

@p @dcc @fluffy @irie @stelo @ins0mniak @BowsacNoodle @tinfoil-hat Doesn’t really change the point.

When society made victimhood valuable by saying we need to listen to the unheard, everyone started searching for ways that could apply to them.

Applies to every group from da jooz to gays to blacks to women to random white men to injuns to Asians. No one is really exempt.

Way easier to blame someone else for your problems than sort your life out, bucko.

@p @dcc @fluffy @irie @stelo @ins0mniak @BowsacNoodle @tinfoil-hat Everyone seeks the sweet currency of victimhood.

@Hoss @Goalkeeper The real win was when Chinese people in New York were fucking over the luxury stories by buying the bags there, returning the bags from China to get their money back, and then selling the “real” bags for more money.

@sun Lot of people still into Pascal programming over in geminispace.

@p It's Terry.

@RedTechEngineer @p @not_br549 @lanodan @hj @Hoss @ProfessionalPetFoodTaster @gentoobro @mangeurdenuage In a battle of the bands the south would have won, but I’ll give the Union credit for ‘The Battle Cry of Freedom’: it was such a good song the CSA had to appropriate it and change the lyrics.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6S6ip7pj1hc

@p @not_br549 @lanodan @hj @Hoss @ProfessionalPetFoodTaster @gentoobro @mangeurdenuage
> The war started before he took office, and for the most part, he spent his time trying to hold Sherman and Grant back.

Fort Sumter was a month after his inauguration.

It would be more accurate to say civil strife and a secession crisis (South Carolina, December) started before he took office: it became an actual hot war under his leadership.

@p

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbgyBXFoisf6w2-yi0BKZ62QbOSx8rD1g

@Junes Mei yamo Shengdiyage Duomingwo.

@p Does the plywood amplify the noisy stepper in that 5.25”?

@p @fsjat @lanodan @hj @Hoss @ProfessionalPetFoodTaster @gentoobro @mangeurdenuage The Taliban run one of the best X accounts.