Notices by dobó istván (istvan@noauthority.social), page 2

Someone brought me a bag of rocks they wanted pulverized and crushed into powder, or to know what magic tool at Home Depot will do it.

No shortcuts: plastic bag, 4# sledge, and an anvil. But why on earth would you do this?

“It’s medical. My naturopath told me to.”

And then the details…

Only American women could be convinced to pay someone to tell them to douche with concrete.

@immobile “Go with the flow” is not a phrase I like at all in this context.

@phnt @sun @genmaicha The best is how everyone links to centralized versions of every JavaScript and font instead of hosting a single thing. “For speed.”

Who knew web designers just wanted GeoCities all along?

It breaks every page in countries that block those servers.

In China the text would appear and then vanish off the page for 180 seconds while it waited for a packet that never came. It got so bad that I had to run our own office DNS to hijack all those domains and fail speedily.

@p @graf I can’t believe you bothered to redirect the port too. That’s way too much effort.

@graf @p Too much work. Wish they had a tard server where you could do:

echo “Can you answer my query?” | nc llm.deadbeef.net 1337

@sun Really happy for you. Congratulations!

@dcc @HuckleberryFinnandNiggerJim @graf Lucifer was a seraphim. Morning star. Light bringer. Illumination. Illuminati. It’s not that hard to follow.

@Hoss @Soy_Magnus I can show you a traced out blank but nothing cool.

I’m not posting much of my finished work now since the USA is doing its Hundred Flowers Campaign to collect info/dox everyone the government will kill in the next purge.

The problem with everything you make being one-off means it’s really easy for retards to use your finished work to track you down 🫤

@Hoss @Soy_Magnus I’m starting to cast forge mine into knives. Usually 1.5 to 2 oz per blade.

@HuckleberryFinnandNiggerJim @graf

@cjd @Hoss @hakui I probably have enough uranium in lead crystal that I could start a reactor if I extracted it.

@cjd @Hoss @hakui Estate sales.

@Inginsub @Hoss @hakui Stealing copper pipes is Pure Michigan.

In 1990 people imagined the cyberpunk future would be like Neuromancer.

In reality it’s more like Phillip K Dick.

@Hoss

And it's a wonder I still fight at all
When the Pickle Man wrecked my love quest wall
Who can guess what secret plans trolls be plottin’ for me?
And I'm drawin' Sonichu every day
Only to be told
“You're too weird,” “You're too gross”
No sweet love for me

@lain Six years ago everyone thought I was crazy when I say the west was entering a Cultural Revolution similar to China’s.

@Hoss @dj @PurpCat @pernia @Soy_Magnus @admin @Humpleupagus @RedTechEngineer @ins0mniak @rher @john_darksoul @JoeBravo77 @Jonny @mint @jeffcliff @Wiz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating It’s probably retaliatory tariffs by the Democratic People’s Republic of Canuckistan.

@Hoss Someone needs to AI replace Mel Gibson with Luigi in that Patriot scene where the old British guy is demanding the colonial troops stop targeting officers.

@hfaust Hook II: The Hookening starring the AI ghost of Robin Williams

Waterworld II: On Drier Lands

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Soy_Magnus @Hoss They cooked it to destroy the inclusions, which lol why? Topaz is known for being big and clear and cheap and plentiful. Why did Pajeet do this?

Also, that cutting. LMFAO. You can see straight through this thing. Nigga couldn’t event keep it above 38.5 degrees? Wtf is this shit. He should just sell you a fucking blue lens.

tldr: pic