Notices by Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 05-Apr-2025 16:34:07 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
Wait, people have been writing "cereal" for "serious"? That's what that shit means? It seems I cannot keep up with the latest deviations in social mediatard niggerology. I suppose I'll just continue to use my oldfag Eternal September Avenger terminology that remains beyond your comprehension. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 05-Apr-2025 16:34:05 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Bianca I don't watch any of this stuff, or any TV. Oh well. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 05-Apr-2025 16:34:05 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Bianca Okay, so it's some South Park shit related to an Oprah interview; How come I've only started to see this in the past week or so? -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 05-Apr-2025 11:08:54 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Hoss @creamqueen @CliffSecord @Evil_Bender @Goalkeeper @egirlyuumimain Hyde + Anglin = Nick Fuentes as "the next Tucker Carlson" and first "Fuhrer of the United States of America." -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Mar-2025 06:26:23 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Terry The plan is backed by the United States, and we are just pawns in the Atlanticist globohomo shell game trying to live in peace. It's a thankless job, but someone has to beta test Great Satan's plans for you philistine Jesus freaks. Thank you for supporting Israel. Trust the Plan, G_d always wins. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 10:42:02 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Hoss @BrokenSword @egirlyuumimain You're right about that. Chink shit totally rules sometimes actually. In a lot of cases, you're buying Chink shit anyway and just paying 10x more because of the "American" or "Western" trademark. Those people are the ones getting ripped-off and jewed, not the ones buying Chink shit directly from the source. But shhh. Let the boomers and dummies get fleeced. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 10:32:22 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Hoss @BrokenSword @egirlyuumimain Me too. I think you can still find some really nice stuff in the $300-1000 range, though you might have to monitor eBay auctions for a little bit. I had a kinda nice chink piece before too, but I just gave it away to some random kid who liked it. I will only wear a $100 watch tops when I go into Filthadelphia, and even that might be excessive. Not like I'm trying to impress anyone in that shithole anyway. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 10:11:26 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Hoss @BrokenSword @egirlyuumimain I won't wear watches that expensive anywhere around here, not even around the supposedly law-abiding wealthier white folks. Crooked LEOs will rob you too. If anyone thinks they'll only plunder some ghettoid's "bling" (if they even do that), I wish for you to encounter a couple some day very soon. All Cops Are Niggers. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 09:56:29 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Hoss @BrokenSword @egirlyuumimain Yes. I'd rather be robbed up front, though, than be stolen from in a weasel way with some loser trying to hide behind plausible deniability. Ever get rushed out of somebody's house and leave a watch behind by mistake? Call 'em within 3 minutes of leaving and say "I left it on the windowsill by mistake, grab it and hold it for me until later." "OK." Sometime later you call back and say, "I'm coming back over. You got my watch for me right?" "Uhhhhhhhh nawww I didn't see any watch" "Are you fuckin' serious?" "Yaaa I swear to god" "It wasn't worth anything retard, but it was a gift from someone" "Ugghhh it could've been so and so or so and so and uhhh other people just walking in all the time" "But they're not walking out with your mom's jewelry. Right." -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 09:37:11 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Hoss @BrokenSword @egirlyuumimain 2nd grade bicycle for me. "Huffy Mudslinger" with the plastic armor 'n sheit. Right off the porch. I didn't even have a concept of niggers stealing bikes. A friend's older brother had to school me on that one. I was like "REALLY?" Still, it was my psycho Handicapper-General grandmother's fault though, for not allowing me to bring the thing into the house like every other person on the block. Old hag didn't give a fuck; I had to teach myself how to ride a bike in the first place. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 09:18:30 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@egirlyuumimain @BrokenSword @Hoss I've even had non-addict relatives try to steal from me. But they are spoiled rotten kleptomaniac punks who think they can get away with anything because their boomer parents blew smoke up their ass all day. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Sunday, 23-Mar-2025 05:36:27 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@ubernigga @s2208 Never allow some loser to "chat your wife up" from a gym or frankly any joint where he appears with regularity. I don't care if it's even a place where he's stuck and presumptively fucked, like a jail. Trust her with something like that? She's gonna stay "pure" because of some joke marital vows? Hahaha! You're gonna get cooked. It's probably already game over anyway if she shows any inclination to do anything like that, but at least you can give yourself the chance to give her the gaze of pure contempt so she knows she's worthless, then get your "pre-emptive strike" in. Trade that old beater in for a new model. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 22-Mar-2025 09:32:57 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@TrevorGoodchild @p That's what everyone gets for messing with dolphins and cockblocking Oliver the Humanzee in Japan. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 22-Mar-2025 09:14:53 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@p @judgedread @NonPlayableClown @mrsaturday Poor guy is gonna lose his nutsack. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 22-Mar-2025 08:54:48 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@mrsaturday @p @judgedread @NonPlayableClown wym, Catwoman was already black. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 16:55:06 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Humpleupagus "The older men get, they'll look more like Sean Connery. The older women get, they'll look more like Sean Connery." -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 16:45:51 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Humpleupagus Try to get the joke the first time around then. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 16:42:14 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@Humpleupagus No sir. It's just the truth. Actually yeah, I suppose I am "gay" in the rube stereotype way. That's what everyone calls the guy with some girl other scrubs consider to be a "perfect 10," or the ball-and-chain that loser reply guys spam all day on Facebook just to tell her she looks exactly like that crazy bitch who played Tomb Raider. When you see them every morning, it's a different story. I suppose you either know or you don't. Also, behind every beautiful woman there is some guy who is tired of fucking her. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 16:24:46 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
Women ain't from Venus either. Only people who are physically attractive without any makeup come from Venus. That is a class that does not include any real-life women in any universe. -
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Mat TL;DF MacShane (bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Mar-2025 16:25:54 JST Mat TL;DF MacShane
@dcc @admin Good question. Don't ask questions you don't want answers to, though, and like the band Sponge said, don't ask why.
First, I was a total retard who made a Gab account to support another retard originally out of pity, then I started slamming him when I figured out he was a scammer, con artist, and unprosecuted criminal. I have to assume he has a federal handler now if he didn't always, since he basically called for a coup during January 6 and AFAIK was never prosecuted for it. While I was on Gag, some guy Steev Jail invited me to his MissKey Fediverse server since it was obvious I sought an alternative. At the time, I thought it was a new thing, so I joined and even donated him a few bucks for his LSD day-tripping adventures. He ended up crash-wiping his own server, then after rebooting it he apparently put me under some sort of posting restrictions without my ever knowing. I assume this was because he was sexually obsessed with hard_no, and she was bothering me all the time then.
When Steev Jail scuttled his instance because no one else was retarded enough to respond to his e-panhandling, hard_no harassed me until I agreed to launch another MissKey Fediverse node. I repeatedly told her I was the wrong person to ask, and did everything possible to prove that, including putting the N-word in the domain name, and saddling her with all the "secretarial" work. We also got defederated by poast, and graf deleted all my posts there because he couldn't handle a joke and didn't appreciate my attempts to alert him about the presence of a wannabe antifa hacktivist using his server. But really none of this ever happened, for nothing is ever deleted from the Fediverse.