@zeke I'm just fucking around and goofing off. A female chauffeur really is called a chauffeuse though. As for the other jokes, well, you either get them or you don't. Perhaps you missed the Fediverse Saga involving another man's lust for his chauffeuse. Even there I was mainly just joking around not intending any insult or offense, but I was not fucking around about the possibility of a killer bee type disaster there should that infernal union occur. Normally I would say acknowledging that possibility was just stating the obvious, but as I am often reminded there is no such thing as the obvious anymore, or the normal, and supposedly educated but still retarded women still squeal if I ever mention the academic definition of "common knowledge" or even that of the term "retarded."