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@zeke When you get a luxury class Uber with a driver that's White and they give you free drinks + execute all commands involving window + A/C + stereo control like some Hashashin who instantly jumps off a cliff when ordered to by The (Not Old) Man, they become your chauffeur. Wait, did I say White? I meant Jewish chauffeur. Plus, she knows elites and stuff, much like a chauffeur should (unless they're some loser chauffeur a/k/a a nigger chauffeur).
Don't even try the obvious pedantic question "can wahmen even be chauffeurs?" Yes, they can. I even had some lady from Gab as my chauffeur for a couple weeks, but I'll never reveal the identity of that Gab woman who kidnapped and falsely imprisoned me. I never rat out any of my chauffeurs, unless I actually have to pay them.
Also, it's obviously better for wuhmen to be bad-to-slightly above middling chauffeurs than motherfuckin' terribad airline pilots. Hannah Reitsch didn't need affirmative action to become an elite test pilot, yet all these Amerifat women needed it to become basic civilian passenger jet pilots which means they are completely fucking scrub and going to destroy tons of people, capital, and equity as niggers and empowered women ALWAYS do.
Check your boomer dad delusion-infused zero meritocratic accomplishment EGO at Jill Biden's door, you stupid hoes, and be more like my Gabroni and Jewess chauffeurs. They knew how to execute in the good transportation way, whereas these wino wahmen and negress AA pilots are only going to generate false flag terror attacks by made-up Muslim hijackers and giant windfalls for lucky Silversteins when they negligently crash into tall buildings to execute/incinerate all passengers on their flights.
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Not as low a blow as that time your mother sucked my toes. 🤨
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That's a low blow
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I think he's talking about him and his poor wife. It's a Down Under™ thing. That's the "small print" down side to the Paul Hogan fantasy.
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Who will be beating what?
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Really :cry_hq:
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Don't tell him he will be beating it to death
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I know dude. I've just had too many drinks to keep up.
I said G'night y'alls like 30-40 minutes ago, but I mean it this time. I'm passing out.
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Good night. I'm going to bed too.
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@zeke Obviously I don't want to dissect my own jokes, but ffs, I was referring to Kuklinski wanting to chase the Injun poon of his chauffeuse.
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@zeke Wait, wait, I was totally wrong, dude. A woman CANNOT be a chauffeur. They're called a chauffeuse. Apparently you can also call them a chauffeuress, but this is a rare and outdated term that Googo AI suggests is a "joking" term. Why is that, I wonder? Damned sexist Neanderthal AI.
Gemini needs to get bitch-slapped down those bus steps and out the door by a female lumberjack school bus driver, then hit with a Superfly Splash from the top of the school bus by a space hog rhinoceros lookin' female obesoid. This is the twenty-first century, and women come in all shapes, sizes, and skill sets now as long as they don't involve cooking or succeeding in any way as single-parents. We will not allow anyone to minimize the accomplishments of professional female specialists by smashing them into a "gender-neutral" MALE term to annihilate their very special and unique identity like they wuz coal-burning or something when actually they were keeping civilization on the road and driving very important persons like myself around.
My apologies to you and all the chauffeuses out there holding it down, even the tatted-up squaw temptress ones leading our vulnerable North American Vikang men down the road to their firewater relapse perdition and ultimate extinction like the squaw skraelingjar did to the original drunks who settled Vinland. Someone should probably stage a pre-emptive intervention there before a killer bee type disaster occurs and we witness a resurrection of the Vinland Vikang mutt race with super-alcoholic genetics so severe they'll make the worst russkiye and mick drunks look like abstemious autistic guys by comparison.
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I don't know what the fuck you mean by all this idiosyncratic crazy, but I tried.
AI Dennis Miller: "I got nothing bro."
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@zeke I'm just fucking around and goofing off. A female chauffeur really is called a chauffeuse though. As for the other jokes, well, you either get them or you don't. Perhaps you missed the Fediverse Saga involving another man's lust for his chauffeuse. Even there I was mainly just joking around not intending any insult or offense, but I was not fucking around about the possibility of a killer bee type disaster there should that infernal union occur. Normally I would say acknowledging that possibility was just stating the obvious, but as I am often reminded there is no such thing as the obvious anymore, or the normal, and supposedly educated but still retarded women still squeal if I ever mention the academic definition of "common knowledge" or even that of the term "retarded."
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" ...but I'll never reveal the identity of that Gab woman who kidnapped and falsely imprisoned me. I never rat out any of my chauffeurs, unless I actually have to pay them."
Ok, I get it now... "chauffers😉." An apt metaphor actually. No matter how delusionally you cling to ideas to the contrary, they always seem to be in the driver's seat... as far as your erotic life goes anyway.
You know, you've got talent. You should be writing cynical, caustic rants for some "White Right" version of Mother Jones, if such a thing existed. Even Dennis Miller is like "How many times is this motherfucker gonna sub reference and then sub reference again with shit 90% of people aren't going to understand?"
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I heard that it was her balls in your mouth. 🤔
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Not as low a blow as that time your sister fit both my balls in her mouth
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