@zeke Wait, wait, I was totally wrong, dude. A woman CANNOT be a chauffeur. They're called a chauffeuse. Apparently you can also call them a chauffeuress, but this is a rare and outdated term that Googo AI suggests is a "joking" term. Why is that, I wonder? Damned sexist Neanderthal AI.

Gemini needs to get bitch-slapped down those bus steps and out the door by a female lumberjack school bus driver, then hit with a Superfly Splash from the top of the school bus by a space hog rhinoceros lookin' female obesoid. This is the twenty-first century, and women come in all shapes, sizes, and skill sets now as long as they don't involve cooking or succeeding in any way as single-parents. We will not allow anyone to minimize the accomplishments of professional female specialists by smashing them into a "gender-neutral" MALE term to annihilate their very special and unique identity like they wuz coal-burning or something when actually they were keeping civilization on the road and driving very important persons like myself around.

My apologies to you and all the chauffeuses out there holding it down, even the tatted-up squaw temptress ones leading our vulnerable North American Vikang men down the road to their firewater relapse perdition and ultimate extinction like the squaw skraelingjar did to the original drunks who settled Vinland. Someone should probably stage a pre-emptive intervention there before a killer bee type disaster occurs and we witness a resurrection of the Vinland Vikang mutt race with super-alcoholic genetics so severe they'll make the worst russkiye and mick drunks look like abstemious autistic guys by comparison.