Notices by shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse), page 3
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 10:27:47 JST shitpisscum
@waifu my phone would probably dox me so here's one of my desktops (yes I'm shitposting from a vm running on a windows host, fight me) -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Friday, 08-Nov-2024 08:20:01 JST shitpisscum
@rat @karebu looks like music with youtube premium, it has that kind of transparent player -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 08:04:26 JST shitpisscum
@maija Amateurs -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 08:02:40 JST shitpisscum
@Forestofenchantment soon -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 02:52:25 JST shitpisscum
@maija @meso Ah things are returning back to normal. NIce -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 02:43:10 JST shitpisscum
@waifu quite an improvement ngl :uoh: -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 02:43:09 JST shitpisscum
@nice-nigger @waifu :blobcatnomeggplant: -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 02:43:07 JST shitpisscum
@nice-nigger @waifu Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky*~ murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Sunday, 03-Nov-2024 04:00:22 JST shitpisscum
@waifu #pleromatanpregnant again? How long has it been? -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Sunday, 03-Nov-2024 02:38:40 JST shitpisscum
@lain @solidsanek it's one if these things that make you be like "I'm never doing this again" but then a day or so later ur like "I'll fucking do it again" -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Saturday, 02-Nov-2024 20:26:28 JST shitpisscum
@lina @VIPPER :bball: -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Saturday, 02-Nov-2024 20:20:56 JST shitpisscum
@lina @VIPPER no fuck you, I am -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2024 02:18:03 JST shitpisscum
@sun @feld reminds me of a thing that happened to me years ago, my phone died so I was using another one which was actually someone's old phone that they gave me when they got a new phone (as people often do, I have a bunch of old working spares lol). So I'm typing "in" (like "I'm gonna be in..." and the first suggestion is "in the ass".
That thing is Android 5 iirc so these thing have definitely been "learning" what you type for a long time lol
Also https://mrhands.horse/notice/AmbFnJy4kzfV2ETmoi -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 06:23:46 JST shitpisscum
@meso @cajax @creamqueen @gray
>DONT FUCKING PUT ON THEIR TURN SIGNALS WHEN THEY'RE EXITING A ROUNDABOUT
But then they use them when entering which is supposed to be helpful somehow I guess -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2024 07:12:29 JST shitpisscum
@meso @critical @Komnene @VIPPER related -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 00:15:26 JST shitpisscum
@re9177 @Suiseiseki Fuck, now I'm wondering if it's possible to do the opposite on windows aka. make it case sensitive. I'll have to look it up later. -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2024 23:43:49 JST shitpisscum
@mischievoustomato @david Another thing I like about windows is that paths are not case sensitive -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2024 04:05:51 JST shitpisscum
@meso
>painful and retarded choices people make to thrust genitals into genitals
Such is life my man. The good old eat, scream, fuck and die -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 08:26:58 JST shitpisscum
@lewdthewides @creamqueen @meso this basically -
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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 09:33:52 JST shitpisscum
@Tony @tyler yea drunk
alcoholic serbian cock 🤤