Notices by VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Friday, 08-May-2026 02:43:27 JST
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They expect me to believe elections are fuckin real
Ah yes here's the newly elected leader of Hungary Peter MAGYAR yeah might as well just name him John Hungary next time
"Yes hello my name is Vladimir Russia"
They've taken us for ABSOLUTE FOOLS -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 17:15:52 JST
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@RustyCrab @poopdotnet @anemone @Pi_rat
what's the use case don -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 02-May-2026 15:51:25 JST
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i'm on that super mario galaxy gas -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 16:27:48 JST
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@Hoss inb4 special military operation -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Friday, 17-Apr-2026 20:10:06 JST
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@lina @get @7666 @jimmy @meso @yomiel @mint WebM just werks what are you on about man -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 20:13:59 JST
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вир но стренджерс то лав~
юно да рулз ан содуай
афул коминтменц уадай тинкин ов
ю уден гет дис фром ениадаргай -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Friday, 10-Apr-2026 21:10:39 JST
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@waifu @Forestofenchantment honestly i can believe that -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-2026 07:19:53 JST
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Lady Gaga's evil twin brother Lord Googoo -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Friday, 13-Mar-2026 06:57:26 JST
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I'm kinda made in abyss the way I liquefy children into canisters of pink goo because I'm bored -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 21:40:07 JST
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feelin like printing an end-user license agreement and faxing it to my lawyer to ask if it's something i should agree to -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Friday, 06-Mar-2026 04:55:46 JST
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twitter was a mistake -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2026 03:41:20 JST
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@fwc
>lust-provoking image -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2026 03:41:19 JST
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@yomiel @fwc i know you wanted it to be a furry but she only got the ears and tail thing goin on -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Feb-2026 21:36:40 JST
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@meso @get @lina @mint @nazi_accusations @pernia @yomiel
When I am king by divine right I will execute that faggot with a 30x155 mm autocannon personally. -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Feb-2026 18:46:05 JST
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@Humpleupagus @crunklord420 @lain supplements are mostly snakeoil as well -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Friday, 13-Feb-2026 08:08:42 JST
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i just drank milk for the first time in years, i can feel my eyes turning blue and my hair turning blonde -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Feb-2026 23:12:15 JST
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@yomiel @meso
hell drivers when heaven walkers show up -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jan-2026 00:31:30 JST
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@nukie @mangeurdenuage i thought pedobear liked girls tho? -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Jan-2026 05:11:25 JST
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@lina It's a meme man lighten up lmao -
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VIPPER (vipper@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Jan-2026 05:08:19 JST
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I WANT TO BANG THE KDE DRAGON SO GODDAMN BAD. I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. EVERY TIME I GO TO THE ABOUT KDE DIALOGUE I GET A MASSIVE ERECTION. I'VE SEEN LITERALLY EVERY RULE 34 POST OF THERE IS OF HIM ONLINE. MY DREAMS ARE NOTHING BUT CONSTANT FUCKING SEX WITH KONQI. I'M SICK OF WAKING UP EVERY MORNING WITH SIX KNUTS IN MY BOXERS AND KNOWING THAT THOSE ARE NUTS THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN BUSTED INSIDE OF KONQI'S TIGHT DRAGON BUSSY. I WANT HIM TO HAVE MY MUTANT HUMAN/DRAGON BABIES. FUCK MY FUCKING MOM CAUGHT ME WITH THE NEIGHBORS CHICKEN. I PUT TEMPORARY GREEN HAIR SPRAYPAINT ON HIM AND WENT TO FUCKING TOWN. SHE HASN'T SAID A WORD TO ME IN 10 HOURS AND I'M WORRIED SHE'S GONNA INSTALL GNOME ON MY LINUX INSTALL. I MIGHT NOT EVER GET TO SEE KONQI AGAIN.