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Notices by MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe), page 2

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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 02-Dec-2024 18:24:31 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    "You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval."
    In conversation about 11 months ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 02-Dec-2024 18:24:30 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    in reply to
    • Mosley
    Special Red Dawn edition
    In conversation about 11 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink

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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 02-Dec-2024 07:55:11 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    in reply to
    • Mr. Bacon
    He would just be a scapegoat. Let an old man who has no idea where he even is take the hit and die so worse people can go free and the mob is satiated.
    In conversation about 11 months ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 02-Dec-2024 07:39:16 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    This morning when I went fishing I figured on catching some little panfish to eat and calling it good so I took a little light spinning rod running some 6 pound test and was planning on just running a bobber and redworms. It was windy and my bobber was bouncing up and down on the waves like Destiny's face on a grindr guy's dong so I pulled the bobber off and started fishing off the bottom, which is what Destiny is, Laura Loomer's beardy little bottom. Laid into a big ol catfish harder than Destiny's grindr dates lay into his face and every time I got the prick worked in he would rip my drag for 25 feet and sit his ass down in the mud like Destiny's mudshark wife and I knew I was fucked. At first I tightened my drag cause I was running it looser than Destiny's buttplug stretched backdoor but in tightening the drag I knew the prick would break my line or break my rod, and there's nothing you can do with a broken rod, just ask Destiny. So I pointed my rod down my line and tried to reel him in but he just broke the line off harder than Destiny's wife broke him off after she cucked him out and left him searching for grindr gay dates. There's no morale to this story. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, and I do mean coming, eh Destiny?
    In conversation about 11 months ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 01-Dec-2024 14:05:37 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    So who has the 411 on why the Farms is down this time? I wanted to see what angry millenials had to say about Destiny's blowie technique.
    In conversation about 11 months ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 01-Dec-2024 14:05:35 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    in reply to
    • CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
    holy shit lmmfao so like... destiny won lol
    In conversation about 11 months ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 29-Nov-2024 07:11:33 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    • CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
    @colonelj

    Happy Thanksgiving! :) Hope your year has been amazing and that you have a million things to be grateful for, bro.
    In conversation about 11 months ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 10:02:39 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    I fucking hate reddit moderators. I only go to reddit when I want to pirate a stream that isn't worth paying for and these jannies keep deleting the posts. Supercalifragilisticexpialifaggots.
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 15-Nov-2024 11:10:54 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    in reply to
    • Matty
    • FED Enjoyer
    • The Almighty Kek
    • Rose
    • grizzlywhisker
    • 6gorillanbarsofjewsoap
    • mjdigspigs
    Lmmfaoooo Matty How does that gaggle of women you've managed to corral react when you get all stern like that? :D haha

    I'm just playing bud that shits funny though
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 15-Nov-2024 10:41:58 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    in reply to
    • binkle
    Its my collarbone. Either end of my collarbone is an agony to me. I tore it up a couple years back and it healed but I must've fucked it up again.
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 15-Nov-2024 10:39:03 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    I fucked up my shoulder and it's three days til my next day off. Fucking hurts.
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 03-Nov-2024 08:28:27 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Living Space Studios :verified:
    • A. Linder
    • AlyoCat
    I am not a well educated person in chemistry but I don't like the idea of all the chemicals in the water. I have a well. I wouldn't live anywhere they can put things in my water, though I will say the aquifers are probably fucked too. Just not as fucked or as easily accessible.
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 03-Nov-2024 08:24:07 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Living Space Studios :verified:
    • A. Linder
    • AlyoCat
    I thought people got sick or like were iodine "deficient" or something before they put it in salt, is that whole thing bullshit?
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 07-Sep-2024 09:17:45 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    in reply to
    • Fediverse Contractor
    I give them a wink and ask if they like four wheel drives and guns. Of course.
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 09:00:18 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    in reply to
    • Fediverse Contractor
    I reckon their normal I'm sure my face moves but like.. smiles and frowns are not something I think about is what I mean. The second choice. Do you think about it?
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 08:42:53 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
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    • Fediverse Contractor
    Nah, what I look like is what I look like. I mean I clean up and shave and all but facial expression is like breathing, I don't think about it.
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 02-Sep-2024 05:21:22 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    So this kid wants help with his car, I tell him just pull up and we will work on it. I know he wants to do it at his house. He asks if he can borrow a couple of tools and try by himself. You can see where this is going.

    So he's at his house halfway done and stuck. I have every automotive tool known to God or man but I am not loading shit up and going over there, I will go but this lil sum bitch is going back and forth to get tools. Fuck that.

    I wouldn't do any of this shit if his momma didn't wear those slightly loose cotton shorts with her ass sticking out of the bottom, I am getting way too old for this shit.
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 26-Aug-2024 18:15:08 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    The French arrested the CEO of Telegram for not censoring his site enough

    lol
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 26-Aug-2024 16:19:45 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    "Nothing is real anymore"

    It never was.
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink

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    MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 26-Aug-2024 11:23:04 JST MisterRogersSnapped MisterRogersSnapped
    I'm just going to start walking up to chicks and saying "I can fix you."
    In conversation about a year ago from seal.cafe permalink
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