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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 01:44:41 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
- saint podiatron
@goatmeal @mangeurdenuage "moon" as a moniker had too much stigma and baggage

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 02:48:32 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- phoenix :keeki:
@phoenix there's just somethin about veiny booba that drives me wild :blobcatdrool:

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 14:35:21 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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@p @FailurePersonified @warmbeverageenjoyer why are your toes longer on one foot than the other

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jan-2025 20:37:10 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️

can't cuck the zuck
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jan-2025 07:52:38 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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@dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @Nudhul straight to brazliian prison

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 12:19:25 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m65uNXEUl7U
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1. standing desk for weight loss
  
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  Josh claims to not have purchased a standing desk to lose weight, but the lie detector test shows that was a lie. Josh clearly implies that the "STANDIN' DES...
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 12:19:24 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- :apa: スプリットショックウイルス †
@splitshockvirus open some foundation to protect free speech on the internet (but not kiwifarms where you get banned for pissing josh off)

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:15:23 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️

Josh claims to not have purchased a standing desk to lose weight, but the lie detector test shows that was a lie. Josh clearly implies that the "STANDIN' DEST" (lisp?) was for the purposes of losing weight. There is no mention of posture or "bloodflow" whatsoever.
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:15:20 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- Hoss Delgado
- Nudhul
@Nudhul @Hoss josh can count calories just fine which is why they didn't count calories and would drink cofee with full cups of milk several times a day

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 08:12:14 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- georgia
@georgia can you debunk what they've said?

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 08:11:53 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
@thendrix @lebronjames75 @sun follow the money

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 27-Dec-2024 13:28:39 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- Fediverse Contractor
@bot
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 26-Dec-2024 14:56:41 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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@bot @penguin @Doll @Formerly_Trucks @Sui @koropokkur doll is lesbians with sui 😳

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 11:03:34 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- Hot Karla
@k step 1: be female
step 2: ?????
step 3: profit

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 11:03:33 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- Hot Karla
@k pretend to be a woman an blog about how much you hate your life or how bad your bf is

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 23-Dec-2024 18:54:40 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- 『VRISKA』
- Christmas Sun
@sun @vriska the grinch won over Martha with their unadulterated machismo and alphamale rizz
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 23-Dec-2024 18:13:49 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- 『VRISKA』
- Christmas Sun
@vriska @sun it's great actually and it turned the grinch into a sex symbol
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 23-Dec-2024 17:26:15 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- :ihavenomouth:
@Inginsub THE RAPED - (YOU)

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Dec-2024 14:58:19 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️

disgraced kiwi farmer WofeTone has started a podcast of sorts and calls Josh a "...little prick..." and "...an enormous liar whose memory is extremely poor."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_pE08c2zUw&t=14m18s

He brags, "I've penned threads with millions of views on that website, but I watched lies and deceit cause [Josh] to parrot those sorts of compromising, discrediting lies that other people were feeding him. It is what it is."

Josh disavowed WolfeTone last year, declaring him a creepy weirdo who would refer him as "little brother."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=928--_4D2eE
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3. Above the Bell Curve ep.3 Jules Verne Pod
  
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  A short one about religion, writing, and community
4. Josh disavows WolfeTone - Mad at the Internet
  
  from Colonel J (The Sheriff)
  
  Josh finally publicly disavows one of his many parasocial users, Wolftone, but only felt comfortable doing so after he went to jail. Perhaps Josh fears the s...
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Dec-2024 13:20:13 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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@sun @hidden @RustyCrab @pernia @Merc @k i’m sure they were too
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