So this kid wants help with his car, I tell him just pull up and we will work on it. I know he wants to do it at his house. He asks if he can borrow a couple of tools and try by himself. You can see where this is going.

So he's at his house halfway done and stuck. I have every automotive tool known to God or man but I am not loading shit up and going over there, I will go but this lil sum bitch is going back and forth to get tools. Fuck that.

I wouldn't do any of this shit if his momma didn't wear those slightly loose cotton shorts with her ass sticking out of the bottom, I am getting way too old for this shit.