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Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 04:39:17 JST 
Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed:
@siinclaiir is this true?
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 04:43:12 JST 
BowserNoodle ☦️
If you have children and even a quarter acre, you can have chickens for cheaper than the price of a cat, almost free. People will buy your eggs unless the market is saturated. If it is, you don't need as many chicks so your feed lasts longer. They can and will eat just about anything, including random leftovers and half eaten stuff from your kids. Vegetable scraps? Sweet. Leftover ground beef? Gone. The bottom of the cereal bowl or oatmeal pan? All good. Stale bread? Yup. It's cheap too. Dude looks like he has a nice house on that property, but I've known a lot of lower to middle class people with chickens. -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 04:43:13 JST 
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This is for the well-to-do guy who can afford to do all this shit like a hobby. By and large, raising all types of animals at the hobbyist level is a tremendous money sink compared to buying stuff yourself. Chickens can be cheap if you have land for them to feed off of, and plenty of scraps….but chicken feed is still pretty pricy too.
Seems to be true w/ all crops, gardens, etc. You’d better be able to afford the extra mouths or a SAHM in order to mind all this stuff while you’re out earning the bills. Otherwise you’re ONE big breakdown away from despair
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 04:43:27 JST
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Like, I know a bunch of people with REAL operations, not a single one of them has time to record themselves touring their well built, cutesy pinterest-ready chicken coop.
It’s all so fake and gay, every time I see one of these “buying a farm” it’s some urbanite w/ a remote IT job making $200k/year revamping his life and bragging about this insane lifestyle he invented, while murmuring judgemental, catty bullshit about the neighbors down the lane not having nice stuff like he does (bc they’ve been farming for 50 years and not sending emails for ZOGinc)
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 04:46:05 JST
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The fake and gay aspect of farming streamers and influencers is another aspect, and I totally agree. Like idk if this guy is legit or not, but your points about the nice looking stuff are spot on. I built my first coup out of scrap wood, and it worked fine. As did the guy who I got my chickens from. Eventually people upgrade or build a chicken tractor or whatever based on whatever suits them. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:05:52 JST 
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my first coup looks nice cuz it's literally a nice looking shed my grandpa built years ago that's been retroactively turned into a coup LOL BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:07:46 JST
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I haven't grown zucchini myself, but does it just sprout up on its own like on a vine or something? -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:07:47 JST
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if you acutally like zucchini and can eat it daily, like 1 plant will feed your family, 2 plants will stuff your family and force you to hate zucchini and start begging people to take it. 3 plants, wtf is wrong with you? hope you make zucchini everything. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:07:48 JST
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hell my chicken coup has vinyl siding LOL that matches the house and shingle roof, cuz my grandpa figured "fuck it i got all this extra shit laying around from when i built this place / had it reroofed" and made his shed nice. -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:07:48 JST
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That’s how you know it’s real - it’s built from scrap
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:12:04 JST
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That's probably a good general rule regarding selling your eggs, at least in a business type of way. You could put a sign up out front and sell at least enough to offset the cost of feed. That's all my buddy does and he keeps a spreadsheet for everything. -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:12:05 JST
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people need to understand:
NOBODY WILL BUY YOUR EGGS
NOBODY WILL BUY YOUR CHICKENS
(at a price you’ll make money on. You can get a bottom dollar reserve price at feed stores often, but you had better know how much feed/rx you wasted on that bird before hi fiving each other over eight bucks)
YOU WILL SPEND FAR MORE ENERGY MARKETING AND HAGGLING THAN IT IS WORTH
Everyone wants free eggs, nobody wants to buy. Our farmer’s market never returned after 2020, the only people in the small holding economy are brownoids - funny enough, mexicans buying in bulk are the best customers we have around here. All other customers are insane, fringe weirdos who WILL stalk your place for things to steal, and keep coming back to fleece you when they see you’re a nice, gullible white.
But people REALLY have a rosy understanding of this whole thing. It’s been flooded with new people, and “well you can just sell them!” never works out how you want. Last time I checked
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Dovahkiin (dovahkiin@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:12:32 JST 
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You'll never sell enough eggs to live off of, but you can realistically sell enough to pay off the initial cost of the chicks. BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:14:02 JST
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it's likea bush, and once it starts producing, it just keeps producing and becomes very productive really quickly, and the plant actually will get more productive the more of its' fruits you steal, trying desperately to propagate itself while you steal it's labor XD BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:15:15 JST
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dude where i live people buy eggs from farmers markets all the time, but my ultimate goal was never to sell shit, it was to not need to go to the grocery store except to get some out of season or tropical fruit i can't grow, sugar and flour BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:16:35 JST
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then again, i'm only planting one, we very infrequently have fried zucchini, i thought about trying to make some zucchini relish, but i dunno, maybe next year BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:16:44 JST
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:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:18:38 JST 
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika:
>they have to skin it off them and wear that too.
Yeah no shit that's what they do. That's why you hate urbanites, they started wearing that skin first.
Or do you really think bugmen and harlots have it in them to build gleaming spires that reach up to the heavens?BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:18:39 JST
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If they aren’t talking about costs, they’re fake faggots and I don’t like them. Everyone - EVERYONE - I know is being crushed by costs, having clean, manicured people and obvious upper classers talking about how they just went out and splurged on the 20th $500 project around the farm this year is so chafing to listen to.
Guys are selling off calves because they can’t afford feed. They’re cutting feed back to 40% what they used to give in an effort to control costs. But somehow I never hear these stories from the “homesteading” crowd. It’s always some new fancy boy vitamin water dispenser for their hens because their feathers weren’t glossy enough.
It’s not enough to let salt of the earth folk have their honor, they have to skin it off them and wear that too.
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EssentialUtinsil :njp: (essentialutinsil@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:24:40 JST 
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yeah I gave up on selling eggs. I have enough for my own family, and I'll give them away to certain people if I have extra. I ran the numbers and needed to sell x dozen a week to break even on just my feed cost, and it was a struggle. BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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EvilSandmich (evilsandmich@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:43:53 JST 
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>It’s all so fake and gay, every time I see one of these “buying a farm” it’s some urbanite w/ a remote IT job making $200k/year revamping his life and bragging about this insane lifestyle he invented BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this.BowserNoodle ☦️ repeated this. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 05:44:35 JST
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Wrath (eiswald@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 07:42:38 JST 
Wrath
I'm dirt shit poor, water my chickens with the hose, and they eat bug and grass. I have more eggs than I know what to do with.
I don't know who you're talking to or what their experiences have been but it is not hard to run livestock assuming you're doing it for yourself.
I also run a broiler operation for my own company. It is costly to run but running it doesn't take so much time away from me that I couldn't make a video. Just requires every day attention and monthly shit sandwiches. I just don't do social media, got someone else for that. lol
Only need to provide feed in the absolute dead of winter and last I checked the decent stuff is still about $11-$12/50lbs. About five or six pounds a day is enough to supplement them if they need it.
A lot of this was just finally being willing to pull the trigger. I stopped giving a shit about the potential costs and dove into it. Built a chicken coop out of scrap wood and bought 20 hens for about $40 and that was that. Had less than an acre to run them on at the time but it was enough. Going to have about 12 more geese pretty soon if all of their eggs hatch. Geese, btw, are a 'just add water' animal if you can tolerate their behaviors and noises.
Maybe I'm drawing the wrong message from your replies and I agree that trendy 'homesteader' faggots need to be thrown into a fucking woodchipper but I've never experienced or known anyone to experience what you're talking about where I live which is in a heavy lifestock rural area.
THAT SAID. I have heard horror stories from out west. How shit is just getting harder and harder and worse and worse west of the Mississippi.BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 07:45:44 JST
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>Geese, btw, are a 'just add water' animal if you can tolerate their behaviors and noises.
11:00 PM and sleeping with the window open on a nice autumn evening?
>HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA
4:00 AM the next morning?
>HONKA-HONKA-HONKA-HONKA
All day every day?
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Wolfgirl in Wheatfield (wgiwf@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 08:05:08 JST 
Wolfgirl in Wheatfield
Attention whores ruin everything. BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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Poast Oak (poastoak@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 09:32:08 JST 
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If I recall correctly woggy is a westcel
It's dry as fuck in my corner of west Texas, not much in the way of bugs to speak of. There's a reason most of the big chicken producing states are in the Southeast (it's water)BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 09:32:32 JST
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East Coast gang gang muggy AF, bugs for days. -
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Wrath (eiswald@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 12:01:36 JST
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Pretty much. Worse still they've made both their nests right outside my bedroom so if ANYTHING spooks them in the middle of the night I get to know about it. -
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houseoftolstoy@merovingian.club's status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 12:02:32 JST 
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @siinclaiir @sjw @BowsacNoodle I do know someone in my family who is raising his own chickens. But he does it more as something he likes to do, as he most certainly does not make money on his eggs when he is giving many of them away. If you go into such a plan with the idea of making money, you are not going to do that unless you have a massive scale of operation. Which in that case, you have become a full time chicken farmer.
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 12:46:45 JST
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Everyone who has animals as a hobby will tell you “oh I don’t wanna think about how much I have in ‘em”
As long as you get that, you’re fine. It’s just a hobby. But right wing anons have this very silly idea we can all just move to the outskirts of town and survive on $300 a month and growing everything on 5 acres of shit land…..without realizing all the instagram/tiktok/youtube faggots “doing it” are working as remote sysadmins for Oracle in their downtime.
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 12:53:22 JST
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Dude chickens are like one step up from goldfish in simplicity and cost. A dog is more expensive than chickens if you factor in the eggs that you personally eat (two dozen a week in my house). You're spot on about the right romanticizing agrarian pseudomodern primitivism, but we do that for everything because we actually appreciate the non materialistic aspects of life. I'm telling you, if you're in a temperate zone they'll eat bugs and scraps and barely need feed. Plus they're fun and teach responsibility and all the other 4H style things. -
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LurkPerry (lurkperry@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 12:56:13 JST 
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 12:56:13 JST
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Call me cool hand Luke baby because I'm about to go Rocky on these bad boys. -
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Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 12:58:01 JST 
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The biggest cost is setting up the coop and the fence to keep predators out, whether dogs in the suburbs or coyotes in the country. BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:01:50 JST
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You're right about that. Craigslist or FB marketplace old wheelbarrow to use to make a chicken tractor. PVC pipe or electrical conduit and chicken wire for light and portable one. A lot of them will try and dig under so you have to watch for that but you can use wire on the ground if they do. I used scrap wood that I was glad to get rid of. You can also use cull lumber since it doesn't need to be perfect dimensional stuff for a literal shanty. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:12:19 JST
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>Breeding pair
Well there's your problem. Rooster dies first. Cock-a-doodle-don't even think of doing that outside my house. A family raising chickens can usually do fine with 1 bird per person ± extras for baking or how much you like eggs. But how the heck are you paying that much for food!? I barely fed mine when besides table scraps. Maybe it's because I have kids so food is "wasted" more, but they don't need much feed. They'd pick the compost pile clean and eat the bugs that crawled on the food I tossed in there. -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:12:20 JST
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How many chickens? If you keep a dozen then they’re simple and easy (provided you can feed them cheaply, I got a hookup on feed and even still it’s about $100 a week for what we have, even w/ hay and free ranging)
Once you scale up past 25/50/100/200/300 things get very problematic. Everyone faceplants because they get their first bunch and let them hatch, then start getting ideas about actually being able to make something out of it as an enterprise. One line of ours started with 1 breeding pair. A couple years later and that turned into at least 70, probably 100+ chicks. You realize selling them is more pain than it’s worth, dealing with brownoids, hagglers, and poors. Maybe guys in rich areas can do it. But most of the places west of the miss will already be saturated w/ egg sellers & chicken haulers.
And it all starts when your woman sees well-dressed upper middle class suburbanite-turned-2021-homesteaders i showing off a tidy pen of 50 ‘meat birds’ acting like they’re able to afford $500 Ulta makeup bills every month by selling birds to the feed store for five dollars a head. As the dad you gotta be a little heartless and put your foot down on flock size before it all spirals out of control
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:14:33 JST
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Yeah I think we're talking different things here. I'm advocating for people to have like 4-12 chickens and saying you'll save money (you will) and you're talking about a hobby farm level of birds. -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:14:34 JST
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We have somewhere from 80 to 110 right now, last time she counted she’d raised something like 800 birds since she moved in with me.
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Dovahkiin (dovahkiin@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:14:35 JST
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You're still arguing about this? And who the hell pays $100/wk for 12 chickens? I think I paid $40 for feeding 10 chickens total for the year i kept them. When 10 men tell you you're drunk, it's time to grab a seat. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:15:55 JST
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Tendies in honey mussy sauce for that chicken fed chicken fried chicken flavor. -
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Ghislaine :dancing_z: (ghislaine@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:15:56 JST 
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What are you feeding you chickens that they eat 100$ per week -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:19:25 JST
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Which is why I hate all this tiktok farm nonsense, it’s filling their heads with this unrealistic nonsense about having it all and making it work. All these people making big videos about their fancy, well-furnished coop are backstopped with their hubby’s money, and it’s telling gullible, well-intentioned normies that you can TOTALLY be a trad farmer by going into tiny semi-hobby sized agriculture.
Maybe it’s just a pilot thing, since they got money and idle wives, but I’m seeing a LOT of guys leaving the cities to go move into the sticks, raise chickens for a year and buy a share of an alfalfa plot and pretend they got the farmer life all figured out.
Some of you guys here will see in time. Your daughters will doe-eye you with promises of “daddy people pay good money for them” and you shrug thinking it’d be good to be self-sufficient….and then you’re trapped
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:23:52 JST
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You're only trapped in the prison of your mind. You have hundreds, maybe THOUSANDS of tendies clucking around in your backyard right now. Think about it. Trustafarian cottage core and it's NIMBY and YUPP cousins are a cancer no matter what the FOTM hobby is. You should hear people talk boats with them. Sailing is a stupid expensive hobby where people decide they want to pay a lot of money to travel slow without the convenience and comforts of a train, like getting hammered on a train. -
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burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:27:25 JST 
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shitposting 10% less BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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skylar :confederateflag:??? :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:27:26 JST 
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @siinclaiir @sjw @houseoftolstoy @BowsacNoodle i don't know how folks with a full time job manage to find time for more than a little garden BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:28:45 JST
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My plants all died this year. Literally every one of them but my beefsteak tomatoes got rained out. And that was feasted on by bugs. -
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DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:31:34 JST 
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I know a woman who had a few. They were easy to keep and gave her eggs. Shrimple. I know another guy who had like 4 or so but a fox got them. Just have to get on top of that and properly foxproof the enclosure, which he didn't. -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:31:34 JST
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If you freerange in coyote territory it’s easier just to keep a rooster, then you can replenish losses. Even be grateful for them.
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:34:28 JST
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My friend had a weasel or ferret or other type of serpentine rodent that kept stealing his eggs and his rooster beat the tar out of it. One of them fought off a raccoon which shocks me. I've heard you can keep peacocks and they scare away a lot of predators but also get stuck in your trees or on your roof because they're dumb. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:40:36 JST
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I would try rabbits for meat before doing chickens again. Under $3.50 a pound for the meat and they're pets not "farm animals", so it's not outside of most city laws for people where stuff is enforced. -
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skylar :confederateflag:??? :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:40:37 JST
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@BowsacNoodle @siinclaiir @sjw @houseoftolstoy @WashedOutGundamPilot my beans, broccoli, and snap peas got eaten to death by rabbits
last year i tried pumpkins but the squash bugs genocided them
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:41:43 JST
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Damn. A peacock farmer (I'm serious) told me they normally fight off everything. -
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DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:41:44 JST
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My friend's son is going to a school where they had some peacocks but a fox got them... -
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boburtle (boburtle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 13:42:29 JST 
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Libtards dream of escaping their longhouse hivehole. I want a nice White city to move to, where the rent is reasonable and I can go out at night to get a gallon of milk with no risk of getting murdered or assraped or whatever. BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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skylar :confederateflag:??? :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:41:27 JST
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@parker @siinclaiir @sjw @houseoftolstoy @BowsacNoodle @WashedOutGundamPilot yeah it's all cheap for a reason, either shit soil, not enough moisture, or absolutely no nearby infrastructure to support that full remote job -
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Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:41:27 JST 
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@skylar @siinclaiir @sjw @houseoftolstoy @BowsacNoodle @WashedOutGundamPilot A lot of the crappier land out here gets dedicated to grazing, you can graze anywhere. But, despite Canadian real estate being worse than the US, there's affordable, good quality land out east where the population has aged out, or really anywhere that's sparsely populated. And starlink seems to have mitigated many of the issues with remote jobs. BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:41:28 JST
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@skylar @siinclaiir @sjw @houseoftolstoy @BowsacNoodle @WashedOutGundamPilot
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:41:29 JST
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Just do what my coworker does: own the land but let someone else do all the busywork of planting, disking, spraying, harvesting, rotating, and covering it only to give you a cut at the end of the year.
You can brag about living the farm life AND say it’s super easy when the guy cuts you a $1,500 check
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skylar :confederateflag:??? :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:41:29 JST
skylar :confederateflag:??? :z:
@WashedOutGundamPilot @siinclaiir @sjw @houseoftolstoy @BowsacNoodle step 1: come up with the 400 grand for a couple dozen acres or the millions for 100+ acres -
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Herace Siinclaiir (siinclaiir@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:41:30 JST 
Herace Siinclaiir
@skylar @sjw @houseoftolstoy @BowsacNoodle @WashedOutGundamPilot
:tanya_sigh: Yeah have to work remotely honestly. At least that how i manage mines at the moment.
By the time you come home from work it will be dark and the predictors are out and about. -
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LurkPerry (lurkperry@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:43:53 JST
LurkPerry
Yes. I get to be kirby though. -
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DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:43:54 JST
DM me cats :nv:
u want to fuck my wife's son?? -
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DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:43:55 JST
DM me cats :nv:
My son's wife will have a word with you -
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LurkPerry (lurkperry@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:43:55 JST
LurkPerry
Tell him to bring the nintendo switch because we're gonna SMASH -
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LurkPerry (lurkperry@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:43:56 JST
LurkPerry
What about your wife's son? -
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Ricky "Bender" LaFluer :nv: (evil_bender@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:45:06 JST 
Ricky "Bender" LaFluer :nv:
How are her eggs? -
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Chinese man ? #nobot (iamal_pharius@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:45:06 JST 
Chinese man ? #nobot
Yolks pale, shells brittle BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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Bridgelurker Kip (jedkron1248@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:45:58 JST 
Bridgelurker Kip
Look man, I’ve got a bunch of cartons I’ll trade 3:1 for a carton of eggs, we can work this out
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:45:59 JST
Summertime for Zeon
Reminds me of the OTHER irritation of “hey you guys want eggs?”
Nobody EVER gives you the carton back to refill, no matter how many times you tell them to swap it out with you. It seems like it’s not a big deal but you feel like a rube when you’re buying this for the 5th time this year all so people can just keep throwing them away because they’re too lazy to care about the free, valuable thing you’re nice enough to provide to them
Lord help you if you grow something w/ cool eggs. If you have laying turkeys you find out REAL quick who the jews are
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Dovahkiin (dovahkiin@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 20:46:00 JST
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I know people who get so many that they can't even give them away, and end up setting them on fence posts for target practice, or just throw them at trees to see them explode. -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 01:05:56 JST
Summertime for Zeon
Peacocks seem instinctively driven to roost on top of the fanciest, cleanest car in a 3-mile radius
They all belong in a dog’s stomach
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Pawlicker (purpcat@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 01:05:56 JST 
Pawlicker
@WashedOutGundamPilot @siinclaiir @sjw @houseoftolstoy @BowsacNoodle @CatLord @Dovahkiin tfw I think the local zoo got rid of the peacocks BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 01:05:57 JST
DM me cats :nv:
Maybe if they're in a pack? IDK but they had two peacocks, a male and a female, and a fox killed them :sadcatmeow: -
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BroDrillard (brodrillard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:20:22 JST 
BroDrillard
The video's point is true not just for chicken. Once one grows some tomatoes in a box, the superior taste compared to store-bought is unmistakable. That's how we started. Then when you have a garden you add fruit trees. And vegetables. And start seriously thinking about animals. You already have a dog or two, how much more trouble can a goat be? BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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koropokkur (koropokkur@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:20:23 JST 
koropokkur
take a look at japanese eggs. yolk color is much more orange becuz the birds are fed better. albumin sack around yolk is taut and the yolk sits nicely on it.
store bought eggs are usually over 7 days old by the time of purchase and the you yolk will spread out, instead of remmaing ball shaped. -
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Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:20:23 JST
Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed:
@Koropokkur @siinclaiir yee I get eggs from coworkers sometimes and those eggs are fucking delicious.
I hope to one day have a house out in the country with a garden, chickens, goats, etc. -
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BroDrillard (brodrillard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:20:57 JST
BroDrillard
I have a friend and a relative working in (different) vet offices. Both are female...
Many women have the maternal instinct to raise half a dozen children. And since they don't have half a dozen children the spend all that care and attention on animals, cats, furbabies. Working as vets may be the least bad outlet.BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:20:58 JST
Summertime for Zeon
"It's just _______. it's not that expensive"
- Words you can only say if you're willing to put a bullet in its head instead of spending money on a vet trip -
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Wolfgirl in Wheatfield (wgiwf@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:20:58 JST
Wolfgirl in Wheatfield
Vets are a luxury few small-time farmers can afford.
As an aside, not that I watch it, but when one of those vet shows somehow end up on a tv I am struck by how gynocentric the whole thing is. Even when there's a male vet (he's really the only one who has a vaguely normal sense about what he's doing) there's a serious lack of professional distance when it comes to dealing with the animals and a big emotional attachment that the femoids have with them.
We have become soft and allowed things to fester. -
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Wolfgirl in Wheatfield (wgiwf@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:21:02 JST
Wolfgirl in Wheatfield
It's better than being a nurse sure, but it's not ideal. The replacement of children and families with pets is a travesty. Also it's another traditionally male space being taken over by women—once again. BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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Poast Oak (poastoak@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:21:16 JST
Poast Oak
I go to church with THE vet in my county (he's old and semi-retired but literally every other veterinarian in the county worked at his clinic -- not an exaggeration the man is legit) and he bitches about this problem all the time. Says horse girls are the worst about it. BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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Poast Oak (poastoak@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:21:38 JST
Poast Oak
Yeah he hates them and has tagged his donations to the A&M vet school to be applied to the large animal center only
He only treats dogs for church members or farm customers and won't treat cats at allBowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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Wolfgirl in Wheatfield (wgiwf@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:21:39 JST
Wolfgirl in Wheatfield
I can imagine the stories he has of how the field has declined by the onset of "furbaby" vets. -
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Dan_Hulson (dan_hulson@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:22:31 JST 
Dan_Hulson
Goats are little niggers they eat and destroy everything and are aggressive little wankers too BowserNoodle ☦️ likes this. -
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idea_enjoyer (idea_enjoyer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Sep-2023 03:22:32 JST 
idea_enjoyer
Goats.
>Not like this. Not like this
Horrible place to start homesteading imho
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