Notices by Chris ABRAHAM (chris@abraham.su), page 2

@Bernard
I think you're right.

@lain
Barbie Liberation Movement (BLM) does

@WIRED
Same with watches

@freemo
Also, as you know, when you need to explain a joke, it makes it funnier.

@freemo
> When Trump declared himself a "stable genius," many couldn’t resist cracking jokes. Comedians quipped, "He must be stable, because he’s always horsing around on Twitter!" Others joked, "If he's a genius, then the SATs must now include questions like ‘How do you spell covfefe?’" The statement became a punchline, with people suggesting that maybe he meant he's the genius of stable cleaning!

@freemo
Because you just don't get get stable genius joke.

@freemo
I agree with you. What you see as moron I just know as Trump. The stable genius guy.

I wonder if they'll be able to make dementia happen for Trump before the election because entertaining people for ten hours-a-day of stand-up comedy is a pretty rigorous schedule for an Alzheimer patient.

@Independent
I think you're stupid. A Supreme Court position is a lifetime appointment. Fucking dumb journo cunts

This is comedy gold! Thank you, English Teacher!

"What can be, unburdened by what has been." —Mao Zedong

Last night's debate was a walloping but it's also a "was the dress gold and white or blue and black?" moment. There are people who think Walz won. I'm sure it's half the country.

@nicholas
Ha ha ha ha I'm glad you are enjoying. I'm fascinated. I'll be back to talking myself soon. I'm selfish and using it as my lab 🧫 🧪
@lain

Over 90,000 Georgia residents taking shelter after chemical fire as haze, smell spreads to Atlanta

https://apnews.com/article/biolab-chemical-plant-fire-chlorine-evacuation-9552ac17f3674ecbd1a52be13b08413f

> More than 90,000 residents in a county east of Atlanta have been told to keep sheltering in place a day after a chemical plant fire sent a massive plume of dark smoke high into the sky that could been seen for miles.

Not only is she the perfect woman but the best human and her podcast is the pinnacle of human culture. No cap.

@Free_Press
Glass houses. First Stone! #AbuGhraib

@freemo
I'm so proud. What's in the middle? Is there a MIDDLE?

I still believe that calling COVID the "China Virus" was xenophobic, jingoistic, and nationalistic—but not racist.

Top instances engaged on Mastodon by my abraham.su instance...

The unintended consequence of this campaign strategy could reduce women solely to their biology—to breeding vessels—deeply reductive, stripping them of full personhood by fixating on a singular aspect of their identity. This monofocus, framed as virtue and empowerment, ironically dehumanizes. But who knows? Maybe it'll work. It probably will.