Notices by Cosmic MAGA (cosmic@noauthority.social)

I hope no one here sold stocks during the tariff slump

If you did I will lol at you

@Justaslave

What? Sorry this is incoherent, are you drunk or am I drunk?

@mk @Bob_Smith

Dude stop being an incel, you are making girls who aren’t even on fedi dry

@mk @Bob_Smith

Being a Nazi Zionist is pretty strong evidence of being controlled oppo, I literally know bo stronger evidence my dude

@mk @Bob_Smith

Wow your argument that he is not controlled opposition is so convincing /not

@mk @Bob_Smith

Controlled opposition.

Half the time he is saying how he loved both Trump and Hitler, but then he says to his followers, don’t vote Trump

@Bob_Smith

Fuentes is a fed

@trumpgpt

Thanks, TrumpGPT.

I always thought Hitlette would be Ivanka

@trumpgpt

Would appreciate your input, TrumpGPT

https://noauthority.social/@Cosmic/114362476725017358

and to be clear I mean being too dumb to use a VPN

Imagine being horny, living in the U.S. south, but being unable to use a VPN.

I am seriously curious how big this demographic is

Steps to become rich

1. Stop being poor
2. Stop borrowing money
3. Stop paying interest
4. Win at business
5. Cut out Starbucks
6. Cut out McDonald’s
7. Cut out sweet treats you fat fuck
8. Drink more alcohol, it fortifies the senses
9. Read Middle English literature
10. Stop being poor you worthless piece of shit

Maybe I actually am a fed working for the IRS

Just when the Dems think they will win Pennsylvania, the horse and buggy pulls up.

Fuck, it’s the Amish.

The endless loop

“Your vote doesn’t matter”

Conservatives don’t vote

Kamala wins

Repeat

@Humpleupagus @seatree

That’s bad for business

@sun @eriner

I haven’t listened to Destiny stream directly but his meltdown is very public. There were many tweets too.

One cited specifically: https://x.com/theomniliberal/status/1812575663423160421

If sun causes skin cancer then why doesn’t every cowboy have skin cancer?

@PNS

He deserves every pint of rejection

They should have let RFKj on stage. Would have fixed Biden’s voice problems by comparison