Notices by Cosmic (cosmic@noauthority.social)

Maybe I actually am a fed working for the IRS

Just when the Dems think they will win Pennsylvania, the horse and buggy pulls up.

Fuck, it’s the Amish.

The endless loop

“Your vote doesn’t matter”

Conservatives don’t vote

Kamala wins

Repeat

@Humpleupagus @seatree

That’s bad for business

@sun @eriner

I haven’t listened to Destiny stream directly but his meltdown is very public. There were many tweets too.

One cited specifically: https://x.com/theomniliberal/status/1812575663423160421

If sun causes skin cancer then why doesn’t every cowboy have skin cancer?

@PNS

He deserves every pint of rejection

They should have let RFKj on stage. Would have fixed Biden’s voice problems by comparison

@eriner @Richard @IceCubeSoup @Sum_ID

Maybe that is why Adam originally went after reddit

First they came for reddit and I said nothing, because redditors are faggots

Then they came for NAS, and the troll room said nothing, because NAS is a bunch of fucking retards.

What happens next?

@NEETzsche

We are already in stagflation and have been since COVID

@Richard @yukiame @eriner @c00p

Would you agree or disagree with a final solution to the Jewish question?

@amerika @c00p @eriner @Richard @yukiame

What would you have done with Harvey Weinstein and the Jews who allegedly scammed Kanye?

@yukiame @eriner @Richard @c00p

You guys re-reading Mein Kampf?

When I tell people to buy cheap real estate, I commonly hear “you have to pay if you want good schools.”

I am not sure this is true.

In 2024, if you get a hoity toity school district then they will troon your kids. If you pay $1m for an urban house then your kid will get the beatdown from gangsters in training like it’s prison.

Sure, rural schools are a bunch of dumb hick kids, but I’d think a small city school in a red state would be just ok. Not great, but ok.

Am I wrong?

@GelatinousRube

They legit tried to troon your kids? Despicable. Seattle is a hellscape. CHAZ can keep it.

2 hours post eclipse

I met Steve Bannon at CERN and he explained everything to me

They changed it, those bastards changed the timeline.

Donald Trump was elected President in 2020 and served from 2020 - 2024. Then, during the eclipse on April 8, 2024, they activated CERN and changed the timeline to make Joe Biden President.

Everything you remember of the last four years is a lie.

@King_Noticer @Cosmic @BowsacNoodle

Go to the fucking gym you useless sack of potatoes

@PNS

Are you sure this isn’t based

@PNS @Cosmic

I’m going to call it based. To be clear, based does not mean I agree with it.

@Iamthebammbamm @PNS

Me: IQ higher than the speed limit on the autobahn