Notices by The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club), page 2

I’m old enough and humble enough to admit that I dated a PR girl who resembled downtown Julie Brown. Thank God I didn’t drop a kid in her

When they played music?

Reunion shows. 😑

Grok tells me it’s my surge protector

Nerds, why do my laser printers beep when printing after moving to our new home? All of them do it

Okay then. Trust it 😀

I hope they lick it 🖕

BTW, the great northern gas station is quickly moving into Texas

I ordered paint samples from HD late last night. They were delivered by a brown to my doorstep at 8:45 on this Sunday morning. I won’t order a pizza but I’ll definitely abuse the shit out of free hardware store door dash

You’re assuming they ain’t black

Somehow I think this thread has overlooked breaks v brakes

I keep my breaks well oiled with coffee

Lizard cooked

This has to be AI

I have an out dated VA unit that I could donate

VA retirement cash, non Fatass 😏

I’ve been trying to remember the name and it hit me, its Golden Corral? That’s Sarah’s peak moment

You held them up to lick the chocolate fountain didn’t you?

It’s not the hover round that got her banned, it was the licking of the chocolate fountain at the buffet that did her in

Of course you do 😑

Absolutely no public food 🤢