Notices by The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club), page 2

Proud of yourself?

99 degrees. 90 yo neighbor out hauling brush to the curb. There must be an IDGAF switch that happens somewhere north of your 80th

Sources say you do

Would you like a salad?

No I didn’t have a Taylor farm salad aboard

There was fishes, big party day at the lake

We is going fishing

The comedy (tragedy) of it all is the White names devolving into negro themes.

Um point of order, how does a midget hide a 3ft long rifle into his tiny trousers?

Link in bio for fat momma cures by my admin 👇

We had a tornader in the city this morning. Tiny one but it hit the White people shopping area. Bass pro is marked safe, but the theatre took some facade damage. Didn’t even get a phone warning on that one.

He’s widowed 🫣

Bitch I might

IM NOT BROWN 🤨

Is this a Home Depot rental?

My neighbor just mowed his lawn at this hour. Now mines an inch taller. Might go shit on his lawn IDK

No it’s fully mine, I can’t transfer software without going through them

That’s not how my industry works unfortunately

Imagine that they were a cartel and you were tampering with their data and trade secrets but it’s legal and worse

Yikes. In my instance I can absolutely go to the organization and they’d be happy to set me up with a new system at great cost. But they won’t touch my old machine. Even though their new ones still run Windows 7