Notices by The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)

@Humpleupagus dox

@Humpleupagus

I’m not going to dinner with you 😠

TIL @matty ‘s real name is Eddie

Not possible now a days

little wiggle wiggle jimble jamble app when?

Bus taker

Also I don’t drive a ram. But she’s completely spoiled

As long as it’s wheel chair accessible I suppose

I’ve created a monster

Humps was on the list

I ended up with a navy boss once, he was quite verklempt when I told him that I, back when I was an army E nothing had become a shellback. Found out he’d never been on a ship 🤭

Kids find anything their dad does cool. Until they become teenagers anyway

It’s the same fungus. Why don’t people understand this?

I don’t want feet anywhere near my balls, regardless of gender

“If”

But but, muh Enoch

Fedi is slow today so I’ll post …

NIGGER 😤

You do, she makes the best tortillas

Sometimes the algorithm gives you sluts, sometimes it gives you Abuelas