Notices by Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital), page 4
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 10:03:19 JST Imp The sweetness of an overripe banana really melds with the slight tang from the mozzarella 7/10 recommend :animu_smug9: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 10:01:09 JST Imp We were out of pineapple, so I wasn't sure if I should've done kiwis or bananas...so I made both for everyone :shyduck: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 04-Aug-2023 14:04:04 JST Imp I like the first and last ones :anya_waku: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 09:24:54 JST Imp HEY :AAAAAAAAAA:
The next time you pop on, let us know how you've been! :hk_wave: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 21-Jul-2023 03:25:42 JST Imp You can't escape from their beauty now! :animu_tickle: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jul-2023 07:03:20 JST Imp Just tell them that you'd like to make them a nice home cooked meal instead of using "in minecraft" :uhu: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jul-2023 07:03:20 JST Imp Wouldn't you want to serve it to someone else?! :animu_ears: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jul-2023 07:03:18 JST Imp Closest I can get to lavender flavored :yotsuba_sad: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jul-2023 07:03:18 JST Imp No no! More like... "how would you like it if I came over and made you a meal?" :senko_cute: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 12:09:32 JST Imp Being able to crack jokes and lightheartedly teasing a girl goes a long way too :shyduck: it can help 'em get more comfortable with you too.
As far as finding a nice lady offline, I am not sure (my experiences with people offline in general are shitty) but the nice girl you find offline might not be racist, and that's okay, because there's a really good chance that as a man, you can guide a nice girl into hating the faggots and niggers slowly :nicechan_anti_groomer: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jul-2023 11:37:54 JST Imp Stay hydrated please :yotsuba_milk: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jul-2023 07:22:40 JST Imp I want to make one and set it out :blob_aww: it looks like one of the green spiders I see in the garden sometimes :shyduck: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jul-2023 07:22:39 JST Imp Yesss :hk_blush2:
And then freak people out by moving him to different locations, or add little grippy pads to the end of the asparagus legs to stick him on the wall :blob_devilish: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 12:47:51 JST Imp The amount of crap the human body can contain is terrifying :anya_shock: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 11:52:27 JST Imp Especially when it's one of those large turds that didn't break up when you crap it out and smells. No one wants to have to plunger that crap :nicechan_sick: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 10:26:50 JST Imp I've come to the conclusion that I'm not ready yet! :nicechan_sad: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 10:26:49 JST Imp Jokes on you, I don't serve breakfast at all :animu_smug11: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 10:26:48 JST Imp BREAKFAST SUCKS :AAAAAA_glitch: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 10:26:47 JST Imp But it makes my stomach hurt! :nicechan_cry: -
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Imp (imp@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jul-2023 10:32:45 JST Imp Legalize hitting bicyclists with car doors