"Soon" as in juuust far enough in the future that he gets to escape accountability when it *doesn't* arrive....
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Dec-2025 04:54:28 JST
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Monday, 15-Dec-2025 18:17:03 JST
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A package manager named "yay"? That's... lively.
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Sunday, 14-Dec-2025 14:08:01 JST
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Ahhhh, so *that* is why I've never had a Spotify account! I knew there was some good reason. 😉
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Saturday, 13-Dec-2025 07:27:41 JST
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How did you get in that situation?
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Friday, 12-Dec-2025 12:42:45 JST
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Why not recreate that image yourself and print it on your own t-shirt? There's transfer sheets at least for laser printers. Technically I know how to do it old-skool (because I did it in high school and still have the result), but the transfers are great unless you need something really huge or complex.
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Sunday, 07-Dec-2025 05:00:46 JST
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Surely not this? 😉
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Saturday, 06-Dec-2025 08:27:45 JST
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It's really hard to increase audio amplitude from a chipset not designed to handle serious voltage. Try using an EQ on a smartphone!
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Monday, 01-Dec-2025 22:36:53 JST
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How to end squabbling over voting districts: programmatically overlay the entire United States with a simple square grid of a certain size. Give each square a name or even just a number. If a person lives in the bounds of a square, that is his district, regardless of skin color or any other demographic.
This ain't rocket science. It sure as hell ain't politics: politics can't stand for something so fair and unbiased.
Voting is fucked up by the same shit that ruined our taxation system to the benefit of the wealthy. Remove the exceptions and exemptions from both!
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Nov-2025 02:57:40 JST
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I wonder if John Cena actually echoes the values he describes in that video in his own life or whether it was just another "masking"* role for him?
* (Otherwise known as acting.)
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Sunday, 23-Nov-2025 09:07:55 JST
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How long since your last fix? Has the needle wound even healed? 🙂
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Friday, 21-Nov-2025 07:41:49 JST
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If you take a nap, the garden gnomes will fix everything while you're asleep.
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 06:05:11 JST
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Left of which decimal? I see a few. 😇
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 05:51:11 JST
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> Your instance has issues, one of them being is it's so damn big.
autistics.life would probably have you. We can put in a word for you, maybe even a good one. Bonus: an 11,000 character post limit.
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Friday, 24-Oct-2025 09:46:54 JST
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Yes, an entirely new way to grief players: economically!
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Monday, 20-Oct-2025 08:10:40 JST
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You must be fun at parties. 😇
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Saturday, 18-Oct-2025 08:44:50 JST
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> I wish I could remember how to set VLC to stay single instance.
I can do that externally with a rule in Process Lasso. I can even set a number greater than 1.
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Friday, 17-Oct-2025 11:08:44 JST
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They don't need music to drown out the inner voices. They need to listen to them. They need introspection.
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Thursday, 09-Oct-2025 00:53:21 JST
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> Pure projection.
Did you expect anything else at all from conservatives? They're all full-time projectionists... and not in a fun movie-house kinda way.
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Sunday, 05-Oct-2025 04:41:23 JST
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Conservatism's core principle was always selfishness, but it was always carefully obfuscated when tolerance hadn't yet fully run amok. Now it's blatantly out in the open. They're not "immature and irresponsible", they're malignantly selfish. Call them what they truly are... aside from fascists. (Fascism is all about selfishness, though, so full circle.)
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VulcanTourist (vulcantourist@autistics.life)'s status on Monday, 22-Sep-2025 09:51:18 JST
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There's ONE reason that Trump is demanding that the EU stop buying Russian oil: he wants his buddies in Big Oil to be able to step in and fill the void it creates, and of course Trump will get a huge "finder's fee" for making it happen.
It's ALL about the grift.