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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 09:29:01 JST
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@CatLord I think I have some jpegs saved on my grush -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 11:34:17 JST
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Played the new Star Fox demo and it seemed good.
No Lylat yibyibyib language option, (and the "keep limbs clear" text on all the ships implies the British Empire conquered Lylat at some point). In German, Slippy didn't sound like a broad, but everyone else sounded a little too generic.
It controlled well, and the mouse mode would probably be good if there was a holder for the thing that turned it into an actual flat computer mouse. You're allowed to have realistic first person aileron rolls, so rip in peace anyone with motion sickness watching a vod for the plot.
good music, but Meteo should have included some of the asteroid belt melody from the original rather than just looping the N64 version. (Why does Nintendo hate Argonaut so much? I need that slot machine, just combine content from all the remakes. Even some of the stupid Zero stuff like becoming a chicken could be retooled into some new-game-plus missions or something.)
I've gone into the obvious gripes about the art style, but unlike most of these games they put in work and took a risk and I'd rather look at this than Zero even if they hate women now.
Release the yibyib cut -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 08-Jun-2026 13:01:03 JST
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A thread about this tried to crash my browser? She's dressed like a roller skate from space, I don't see the problem. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 07:23:45 JST
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Legend of Zelda Modern Warfare could just be Ganon taking 1000 years longer to come back to life because he keeps losing, but the new generation has no frame of reference for why running a racetrack through the ancestral home of the royal family, making a gerudo president, and letting this thing teach sex ed is a bad idea. And Link is justified leveling entire skyscrapers because Ganondorf has never had an easier time creating alegria diversity oblivion -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 06:25:46 JST
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@Hoss @Hoss After getting auto-enrolled in Prime one too many times I'm unwilling to keep anything in my wallet that hasn't been there for 15 years. No credit, no Hyvee gas rewards, no Baskin Robins punch card, nothing. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 08-May-2026 01:51:08 JST
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For those wondering why I haven't gone to a hospital in 9 years, not only are you a vantablack giganigger for forgetting about 2020, but I also keep getting mail promising me I'll die if I ever go back. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-2026 02:53:50 JST
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@Inginsub I thought it was sing ode to mayo -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2026 10:32:20 JST
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@Hoss What combination of drunk black chinese golfer should have ever been allowed to drive? -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2026 01:49:20 JST
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@sneeden >Only allow subtitles with matching audio track so no one learns German to find out what the Hero of the South was actually saying
>Give infinity credit cards to goblins who can't even let turtles eat their garbage
>Only original content is meant to teach kids to drink the magic troonshine
Mass executions at Crunchyroll and cut the undersea fiberoptics -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 15-Mar-2026 09:25:10 JST
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@Doll @genderstudiesformen There being no real people left effects me directly -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2026 10:30:03 JST
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@SuperSnekFriend @Hyperhidrosis Ephesians had a similar message, I think -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 05-Feb-2026 08:02:24 JST
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@mischievoustomato @Dudebro @Goalkeeper @DEERBLOOD @PraxisOfEvil @Will2Power It's mostly eunichs where I work. I'd just need someone to handle to legal trouble and I can do the chopping and shipping -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 05-Feb-2026 08:00:30 JST
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@mischievoustomato @Dudebro @Goalkeeper @DEERBLOOD @PraxisOfEvil @Will2Power If Tomato gets 81 concubines so should I -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 02-Feb-2026 15:56:15 JST
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@madcuzbad @KiKi88 I'll pass -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jan-2026 01:30:27 JST
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@mischievoustomato @vitalis @cjd They're a nazi indexing company run by a niggerkike, what part seemed cool? -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 25-Jan-2026 10:42:38 JST
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@mia @rowb1t @shibao @EllisDee What are people too drunk to live in their own country more likely to do behind the wheel?
And they don't even need to drink to be deadly. Look at all the dalits with real fake CBLs hydroplaning semis on thier own diarhrea. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 25-Jan-2026 07:52:50 JST
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@vriska I know you want them to wrangle browns as hard as they were during Obunga, but these are jewed times and they're the only agency that doesn't kill scores of innocent people every day.
It's like getting mad at a Wendy's slave for not making your burger round enough -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 08:00:08 JST
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@vii Wife -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jan-2026 07:57:30 JST
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@SuperDicq @Pi_rat Funnily enough, this show is in my top ten, but I'll only plop cash for a full series box set if it turns out a single thing has occurred in the first two seasons other than her kys-ing a single demon, raking someone's leaves, and going to school, because you cannot tease a demon king that even Frieren can't beat just for that to not matter -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 04-Jan-2026 08:27:09 JST
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Reminder that this is a bloodline that lasted for thousands of years while people who would have been kings of Rome got friendly fired by a U-boat jew on D-Day
If something ever happens, I want a job involving a chainsaw or a whip