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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 09:55:11 JST porkcow
@Captain_Wet_Beard @BowsacNoodle >Winning is a tool of the enemy
Lock pornographers in the vault and then debank the bank with murder hornets -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 13-Apr-2025 05:58:55 JST porkcow
This is what happens when you don't go to church
:ElainaHeart: Make good choices -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 12-Apr-2025 09:21:41 JST porkcow
@Doll @Myshkin @feralphilosophernc Flooding the board with dik. Clean it up, janny -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 11-Apr-2025 20:43:48 JST porkcow
My parents took me with the niece and nephews to see the Guy Gary Garret the gay man Garrison movie. For a bunch of jews, a Hawaiian, and an orca pretending to be dog's-best-friend, it was actually pretty entertaining.
Remember in that AI song about balls glued to a butthole and the funniest word was "again"? This does that a couple times, and then a character does a very specific product placement for a car that nearly killed someone. I don't actually know how to make this script any better other than fixing Nacho Libre's language so it can actually be a kids movie. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2025 01:08:32 JST porkcow
@sun @coolboymew @romin I hate the Mondays in an ocean of yellow sand
I'm kicking Odie from the caravan -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 04-Apr-2025 00:14:18 JST porkcow
@postmarketOS REPENT BRAND -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 08:21:46 JST porkcow
@sun Bish -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 04:05:02 JST porkcow
@The_Almighty_Kek @CobaltSasquatch @GolfCartLady It's like a hate symbol multiplier -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 09-Mar-2025 10:15:17 JST porkcow
He is right behind me isn't he -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 08-Mar-2025 09:00:12 JST porkcow
@Hoss >Live in California
>Die of old age
pick one -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 06-Mar-2025 07:31:11 JST porkcow
@lina @camedei456 @idiot Blow up a synagogue, nerd (but don't actually, we love you) -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 06-Mar-2025 07:29:04 JST porkcow
@lina @camedei456 @idiot Then post footage of you getting kicked out of a McDonalds for wearing a pickle suit and demanding plum sauce. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 06-Mar-2025 07:23:35 JST porkcow
@lina @camedei456 @idiot Have you expelled anyone from an aircraft lately?
At least dreamers and poets are remembered fondly -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 06-Mar-2025 07:17:31 JST porkcow
@lina @camedei456 @idiot It's what you wear when telling a nigger bitch to get off the plane -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 06-Mar-2025 07:16:18 JST porkcow
@lina @camedei456 @idiot Dripping images for example -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 06-Mar-2025 02:51:56 JST porkcow
They copyrighted the concept of balls, are getting royaltees from the best creature collector game that also has balls, and have eclipsed every multimedia franchise in the world by selling stuffed chinchillas and cardboard rectangles.
Their games have been getting mogged by Team Sneed for 20 years -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 05:53:51 JST porkcow
@waltercool "Doc, why are we going 1488 miles per hour?"
"Because this is MLK bvd, Marty, but by the time we're done it will have never been named that at all"
"Jeepers, doc, are you really talking about sinking a bunch of slave ships"
"Glad you suggested it first"
"What?!"
"Nevermind, fine, let's just end the civil rights movement instead"
"Jeepers creepers!"
"You're are cringecuck fakecel, Marty" -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 13-Feb-2025 08:04:51 JST porkcow
>Ivo is planning to inflate sonic
>bare-ass poss-titute in fish nets
>fat pig in crotchless bikini
>bix nood horse
>woman sheriff
Was this episode the beginning of autism? -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-2025 02:12:29 JST porkcow
@RustyCrab Pool's closed -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 08-Feb-2025 05:41:07 JST porkcow
Drew with my nephews. Like how this one turned out