Notices by Dumb Idiot Retard (idiot@shitposter.world)
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@mangeurdenuage >Finally get to bed earlier
>Body naturally wakes up too early
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@nerthos @meso @pernia >Vegan propaganda book and no less than three vegan mukbang tiktoks
Her purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. She's got a nice butt though, I'll give her that.
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@coolboymew @ooignignoktoo >Please make a free account to claim now
I fucking hate the internet.
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@hfaust It'd be nice if this meant every phone was degoogled but that only means every Android phone is going yo be it's own special brand of enshittified.
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Xorg is working again, thank God. Now I can go back to pretending Red Hat isn't nuking the Linux desktop from high orbit.
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@hakui @cowanon Those pyramids ran at 33MHz on a megabyte of VRAM. Flatties need an intel-branded housefire and a 4090. Sounds like total triangle oppai victory to me.
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@sun How to avoid being radicalized
>Pirate everything
>Only play quakeworld and xonotic with friends
>Buy/emulate old consoles
>Just generally fall out of live with video games because the cathedral has done everything it can to fuck it all up in the name of spreading social messages
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@hfaust AI is only good for shitposting.
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@sun I keep trying to gaslight myself into buying a Mac and it's not working.
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@pernia @meso I can't fix her but I wish I wasn't turned on.
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@mangeurdenuage @iamtakingiteasy I just activated a credit card that could ONLY be activated in the application, not on the phone, not online. Just a sneak peak into the next generation of hellworld.
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@mangeurdenuage >Have to unlock the phone, exploit seven vulnerabilities to implant /bin/su on the system, void the warranty, wave my right to use banking applications and get McDonalds coupons, install a custom bootloader ported by God-knows-who from the bowels of a Calcutta slum, and run a custom environment all to find out the irreplaceable RAM embedded in the phone's CPU is broken and I need to buy a new nightmare slab
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@kaia @mangeurdenuage Dinosaurs are pretty tasty with sage and rosemary ngl.
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@mangeurdenuage >Nobody noticed
>The author of the article noticed
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@mangeurdenuage Men moments after "I can fix her"
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@mangeurdenuage >Autodesk Engineering Cloud
>Adobe Creative Cloud
Where the fuck is my vomit emoji?
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@david @mangeurdenuage >Stop using [dogshit cloud licensed garbage] and start using [literally just a website]
WHERE IS MY VOMIT EMOJI???
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@mangeurdenuage At least there's soul left somewhere in the belly of the beast, somewhere, waiting for the day it can break back out again.
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@mangeurdenuage @lain Look, the only thing they're capable of doing is dismantling. Be happy it wasn't midflight like the last five times.
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@mangeurdenuage @sun Bizarro world mdn with the windows software hookup
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