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@kaia >NOOOO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME HENPECK AND PATRONIZE (Y- AAAAAAAACK ACKACKACKACK
womp womp
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The most mindbending part of vacation is watching children and adults put up with fucking mobile ads. Half of them are ai generated tiktoks advertising shit that doesn't work or maybe even exist, the other half are interactive games that the kids will sit there and play until one of their parents holler YOU AREN'T PLAYING THE AD, ARE YOU? Like actual irredeemable liquid pig diarrhea for the brain. This is in addition to the banner ads at the bottom of the video game, one had a transparent background and tried to look like a button within the game itself. Children are growing up thinking this is normal, too.
I think Google and their board of directors should be on trial at The Hague.
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>Updog a banger post
>Check who made it after pressing "like"
>It was me from two months ago
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@anemone >just pickin some stuff up from the grocery store!
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@sun Looking forward to you vibecoding moonfs.
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@PurpCat @bronze @sickburnbro
Even if you weren't a freetard, getting as far away from Dave "Task Manager" Plummer would be a totally valid reason to never use Windows.
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@Rocket DO YOU REALLY, TRULY WANT VENTURE CAPITAL IN YOUR NUCLEAR REACTOR GIGASITES? THINK TWICE BEFORE ANSWERING.
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@lain quill lookin sussy
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Despite being cut from the same cloth as Python, and having all of the same downsides as Python with none of the upsides, I do appreciate that Perl doesn't annihilate my Gentoo installs every few point versions for no fucking reason besides the love of the game.
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@sun >Miyazaki watching Miyazaki make the same video game ten times in a row
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@s2208
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@a1ba all but one for h264 next year
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@RustyCrab @anemone @georgia I'd use flathub if this was the flathub.
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@ElDeadKennedy @Hoss They're demons.
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Reminder:
It's your computer.
You paid for it, it's your property.
It's not a culture war to not run code you don't like.
Anyone guilt tripping you into running a program you don't want to NEVER has your best interests in mind.
ESPECIALLY if that someone is IBM.
God gave you a functioning brain, free will, and good judgment: use them, dumbass.
If your major malfunction is [guy I don't like] is running that software too: switch to Windows 11 immediately, you disgraztiato sheep, you zombified cattle.
The sooner you start chudmaxxing, the easier it'll be to rip that band-aid off.
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@sun @coolboymew >Dork-branded fireworks
Recipe for disaster
I'll take two
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@kaia Well of course your account has two factors: the username and the password, duh.
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@georgia TRY NOT TO VINDICATE ME BUYING A TODDLER TOY CHALLENGE (CHALLENGE LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE WRONG)
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@sendpaws >most people are inclined to move on to newer devices
Before or after the sticker shock?
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@sun This fuckin guy
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