Notices by MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club), page 4
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-2024 16:02:21 JST MasterSimper
@Humpleupagus i ordered 100 dorras in tacos and burgers, the other day when I was trashed. How did inflation be this bsd when I dont have enough tacos for me and my dogs for 2 weeks. They are also bottomless pits. -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2024 18:07:28 JST MasterSimper
Imagine not knowing you are mexican, good thing my last name is Del la Vega a propee European name -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 08:36:09 JST MasterSimper
Women tell me my facial hair will turn red when I earn my bloodwings. Just so you know they lie. -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 11-Aug-2024 21:40:57 JST MasterSimper
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 21:51:50 JST MasterSimper
Nah I imagine a hypermarket being just being faster, what you describe is an ultramarket -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 14:40:42 JST MasterSimper
We arent Nazis but damn do we hate niggers- Garfield Fan Spokesman -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 21:32:28 JST MasterSimper
Wizard gang gang, only truecels are wizards -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2024 11:24:06 JST MasterSimper
I looked my interviewer in the eyes and said hire me and shook thier hand -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2024 21:12:02 JST MasterSimper
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2024 06:36:26 JST MasterSimper
They ???? Relations with the Saudis that may or may not help us in negotiations (read as worsen) -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 21:14:57 JST MasterSimper
Turn that depression cave into a goon cave -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jul-2024 23:23:40 JST MasterSimper
This is ro complicated I have improved upon everything -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 20:44:23 JST MasterSimper
9-5 is my gooning time, I work night shift -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 10:20:49 JST MasterSimper
Smh he wasnt a real gamer, no mountain dew and doritos -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 17:27:16 JST MasterSimper
So only citizens before 2024 can say Israel can die -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 17:22:59 JST MasterSimper
Thats the ending credits scene of Hitler 2: Time War, after they kill the hitler from the first movie. -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 17:18:28 JST MasterSimper
I want to see a movie where its Terminator but its killing Hitler, and Hitler dies at the end of the movie. Before the movie ends, they have one of the main characters start shaving his beard saying Hitler wasnt a man he was an idea.
https://youtu.be/pVZ2NShfCE8?si=0sKQzbt2A_TvjExx -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jun-2024 13:13:10 JST MasterSimper
Thats fine, I want my lawyer to be crazy... for me In conversation from eveningzoo.club permalink -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jun-2024 13:13:09 JST MasterSimper
He did win didnt he In conversation from eveningzoo.club permalink -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-2024 07:36:54 JST MasterSimper
I should acquire more friends In conversation from eveningzoo.club permalink