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   Monsignor_DickFace (monsignor_dickface@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 21:15:50 JST Monsignor_DickFace

   • Shlomo
   @Shlomo What the fuck is a hypermarket?
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 21:15:50 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @Monsignor_DickFace @Shlomo imagine a supermarket but bigger faster stronger
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     dick (dick@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 21:50:57 JST dick

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     @Monsignor_DickFace @BowsacNoodle @Shlomo taking about a store not a car enging you fuck face
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 21:50:57 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @dick @Monsignor_DickFace @Shlomo Gotta go fast :sanic:
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     Monsignor_DickFace (monsignor_dickface@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 21:50:58 JST Monsignor_DickFace

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     @dick @BowsacNoodle @Shlomo There's no replacement for displacement.
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     dick (dick@annihilation.social)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 21:50:59 JST dick

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     @BowsacNoodle @Monsignor_DickFace @Shlomo bigger is not faster its slower
     BowserNoodle ☦️ repeated this.
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     MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 21:51:50 JST MasterSimper

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     • Shlomo
     Nah I imagine a hypermarket being just being faster, what you describe is an ultramarket
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 21:55:58 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @MasterSimper @Monsignor_DickFace @Shlomo A hypermarket moves you through on a conveyer belt and your basket is rail mounted. You shoot the item you want with a light gun and it's pushed into the basket. Total trip time is 5-8 minutes depending on size.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 22:41:42 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @Paultron @MasterSimper @Monsignor_DickFace @Shlomo I would supermarket where I just scan the things I want as I see them and my cart is prepared for me. Think Ikea but they do the cart loading. The walkthrough area before you get your cart could let you grab a basket and get your own produce and still put the grab n go crap there. Everything could be a lot more efficient this way, but people would buy less garbage they don't need.
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     Paultron-3030 (paultron@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 22:41:43 JST Paultron-3030

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     @BowsacNoodle @MasterSimper @Monsignor_DickFace @Shlomo costco tried to implement this in the us but they failed to take into account the sheer mass of the 144-count toilet paper pallet during trials. there were casualties.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 00:32:05 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @PoalackJokes88 @Paultron @MasterSimper @Monsignor_DickFace @Shlomo >AfricaGo
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     PoalackJokes88 (poalackjokes88@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 00:32:06 JST PoalackJokes88

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     @BowsacNoodle @Paultron @MasterSimper @Monsignor_DickFace @Shlomo The future is now!
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     Monsignor_DickFace (monsignor_dickface@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 00:32:54 JST Monsignor_DickFace

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     @BowsacNoodle @MasterSimper @Shlomo Fucking would.
     
     Downside is you'd have to go down every aisle instead of the 4 aisles you need.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 00:33:45 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @Monsignor_DickFace @MasterSimper @Shlomo IN THEORY, such a place would have such short checkouts (basically zero since your basket is prepped and totalled at once) that it would be about as quick or quicker as running into tiny mini marts.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 00:45:30 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @Diogenese_Shiplap @Monsignor_DickFace @MasterSimper @Shlomo The dream.
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     Diogenese_Shiplap (diogenese_shiplap@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 00:45:31 JST Diogenese_Shiplap

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     • MasterSimper
     @BowsacNoodle @Monsignor_DickFace @MasterSimper @Shlomo >decide what for dinner
     >go outside and pull veggies
     >then butcher the required animal
     >cook and eat
     >no shopping at all
     >waa laa!