Notices by porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club), page 2
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 13:13:38 JST porkcow @coolboymew -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Oct-2023 23:07:22 JST porkcow @Moon Archie's Bertha (eggmom) is a little less disturbing -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2023 04:40:26 JST porkcow @Shlomo The jews stubbed my toe because hard-edged table legs are the result of Bauhouse architecture.
The jews got my ghost costume kicked out of the halloween party because of Leo Frank
My phone's out of battery because of jewish space lasers -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 00:39:14 JST porkcow @Mr_NutterButter @LukeAlmighty "And then Luke and Mara Jade massacre an entire hive of groidians and their heebite masters. They then turn to the camera and say 'We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children' with text at the bottom of the screen that says 'this message endorsed by Bob Iger'"
"I'm not sure if-"
"The Fourth Reich just invented ESG 2"
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 08-Oct-2023 07:49:34 JST porkcow @perfect_brains @ChristiJunior -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 12:20:21 JST porkcow I long for a cleansing fire upon the circle of the Earth -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 21-Sep-2023 22:58:39 JST porkcow @justinerickson @CoffeeFingers @Sirtruckdriver I think I had no idea what a barbarian, a Jerry Springer, a Raider of the Lost ark, a Cheech and/or Chong, a reattachment surgery, a Dewey Decimal system, a UHF station, or a Rambo was prior to watching this movie. Still loved it, though.
I knew what a Rubix Cube was. That's about it. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2023 01:23:13 JST porkcow @Nudhul @Hoss @PurpCat @dcc @djsumdog @mint @redneonglow "IT'S MA'AM!" -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 18-Sep-2023 02:40:48 JST porkcow @Owl @Marakus @Hoss Link me to fedi patches if they come out, I want a full pleroma set. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 18-Sep-2023 00:59:51 JST porkcow "How do we infiltrate the homosexual community to bring them out of their sinful ways"
With a toddler made of tannerite and C4. (How fast would I be kicked out of sunday school if I didn't have social anxiety?) -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2023 21:58:54 JST porkcow @moomin @Pagan_Animist >Pagans all converted when the truth arrived
You're not a true pagan unless you go to church -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 23:08:35 JST porkcow @Moon @coolboymew No, he's on a falling girder having to throw fire extinguishers at scalpels before baby impact, and uses speed magic to land them safely on a gurney. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 23:08:34 JST porkcow @Moon @coolboymew Oh, no, it fell out of the aformentioned microwave -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 22:57:28 JST porkcow >Watching Flash with mom
>"So he has to eat one of the babies to save the rest, right?"
>The Flash puts a baby in a microwave
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 22:57:26 JST porkcow @coolboymew The Flash needs a certain calorie intake to keep going fast, and there's a scene where he's about to run out of speedforce while climbing on falling debris to save a bunch of falling babies from a collapsing maternity ward, but he resolves the situation by finding a random burrito that saves the movie from becoming NC17. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 22:57:25 JST porkcow @coolboymew Oh, and he puts one of the babies in a microwave to save it from a fiery explosion or to transport it faster without scrambling the molecules with speedforce or something. I don't remember.
It's a weird scene, considering Ezra Miller probably wouldn't need a reason to put a baby in a microwave.