Notices by GummyNerds (coffeefingers@noagendasocial.com)

"All you mother-fuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you mother-fucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."

@Sophistifunk I'm all for gassing comedy clubs.

"Did you hear that comedian?! His jokes!! The whole time... it was a gas!!" #idioms

It's important to have fun.

@SmedleyButler John sounds very confused, to say the least.

@mh @RandomDaemon

@RandomDaemon "What in the past performance of this administration leads anyone to believe that this will go any better?"

Cocaine.

I don't care what the critics say!

I like the No Agenda Show.

@Moon @ademan His most perverted crimes were demonstrated by his writings, however.

Paul Krugman fucks his cat. #fact

Broken Windows is no fallacy.

@DaemonFools The operating system.

I'm excited!!!

Soon I will own a mop bucket... and a mop!!!

My very own mop and bucket.

As a boy, I never dreamed life would become so full and satisfying.

@Sirtruckdriver

"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" - Official HD Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

@eriner @alex This is the best "I Had a Dream" speech.

Get Him Out Of Here! He's Got AIDS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFLPxDA4MaY

What are you reading this fine Saturday? #NoAgendaBookClub

Some of you are both gross and naive.

@MartinDeLaToot Salma Hayek dance in "Dogma" (1999) #Muse

https://youtu.be/qq_EoqlwtsE

@radix023 "Western Civilization is worth propagating."

Amen! Yet, a degree is not required for that goal.