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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 06:45:35 JST porkcow

Watching zog turtles movie in Weimart breakroom

cons:
-all gentiles (non-mutants) are evil and/or ghoulishly hideous
-does not take place in 1984
-has rap songs not by Vanilla Ice
-Big Rat has yet another non-caninical backstory
-Irish hottie is a nigfat

Pros:
Boy, that chickenscratch artstyle must have been expensive. Mesmerizing and grimy like the comics
-act like teenagers
-there is a pizza in the movie

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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 13:51:08 JST porkcow
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- Buj of the Golden Plains
@Buj
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 08-Mar-2024 12:51:23 JST porkcow
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- Sexy Moon
- Rusty Crab
@Moon @RustyCrab Half human abomination mascot? How absurd. Send pleroma toot
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 08-Mar-2024 09:50:03 JST porkcow

https://www.ggrecon.com/guides/final-fantasy-7-rebirth-ending-explained-does-aerith-die/
So I guess I'd be paying $70 for a $40 style game that isn't even a remake of the middle third of Final Fantasy 7. And I don't feel like playing the original because turn-based games are even gayer. What and why is anything? Why are Biggs and Wedge and Aerith and Crisis Core alive? Why are there timelines and fate ghosts in my vending machine sword game? I hate videogames and I cannot wait for the Atari crash part 2.

I'm an idiot with a PS5 and no games. You warned me and I didn't listen.
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  Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth ending explained & does Aerith die?
  
  from @GGReconEsports
  
  Check out my own interpretation of Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth's rather confusing ending, and find out if Aerith dies or whether the original path has been changed.
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 08-Mar-2024 09:49:58 JST porkcow
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- Rehn
- ロミンちゃん
@romin @RehnSturm256 Is the target audience my mom? Because even she knows Aerith is supposed to die at some point.

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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 13:53:44 JST porkcow
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- Wanderer's Choice
@nukie @wanderers_choice My thoughts are why would a scared troon would run straight to the people who would skin John Money with a rake if given the chance (unless you're thinking of WWII Nazis, who would just put him in jewish summer camp or something)
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 08-Feb-2024 10:15:56 JST porkcow
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- BowserNoodle ☦️
- Macho Man Noble Savage
@Hank_Ikes @BowsacNoodle Tried Sprecher?
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 08-Feb-2024 04:03:20 JST porkcow
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- binkle
@binkle
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Feb-2024 05:27:42 JST porkcow
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- Sarvo
- *(*(void **(*)()) lizzy)() :v_trans: :v_bi:
@sarvo @fleckenstein Do I have to say brother with a hard-R to be clear with you people?

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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Feb-2024 02:48:50 JST porkcow
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- Ethical Pedophile
@BlinkRape Gov goons killing each other would be cool and all, but didn't the feds already "strip them of power" just to be sent home to mald about it?

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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 05-Feb-2024 02:11:02 JST porkcow

You know who didn't go to church on Sunday? The bad guys of WWII (the Autobots)
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jan-2024 03:49:33 JST porkcow

This should be a TV show
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2023 20:49:18 JST porkcow
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- Kobold
- BowserNoodle ☦️
@BowsacNoodle @Kobold Show Pens and Tentacle, please to redeem

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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2023 02:54:22 JST porkcow

Just beat Mario RPG remake and found it pretty addictive, but;

-Leveling caps at 30, so if you minmax too hard not knowing that, you're gonna have a :sansundertale:

-They only remade the last minute of the Luigi parade.

-This game hates Bruce Lee and Confucious for some reason

-Most of the action commands for enemy attacks are still BS

-It's now stupidly easy (I haven't faught Culex yet) with the swap machanic, the final smashes, and the number of pick-me-ups and other items the game throws at you.

-With all the polish the remade music got, none of it was spent creating regional variants of the one shitty fight song that plays 99% of playtime, or making the Smithy Sentai Axem Rangers Go part sound like a tokusatsu. (They are still introduced with music that belongs on Barnacle Sheamus's Termite Barge)

-Not an action RPG like FFVII Remake

-No voice acting like FFVII Remake

-No added motorcycle section like FFVII Remake
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Dec-2023 05:39:03 JST porkcow
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@shortstories @BowsacNoodle @Zeb I think the people we'd be afraid of reproducing don't even pay enough attention to things like taxes, while industrious whites (if gentile lawmakers are involved) will be more able to make a woman obey her personal self interest for a change by telling her "by the way, I'm basically free money for shoes."

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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Dec-2023 01:16:09 JST porkcow
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- Hotep 悪い?
@Bad_Banner The Mexican Mafia member:
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Oct-2023 07:57:10 JST porkcow

Garlic powder, italian seasoning, sweet basil, black pepper, amish butter, olive oil, white vinegar, two chedders, american, and vienna bread

Grilled cheese, yum
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2023 12:50:53 JST porkcow

"Terry Davis from Blade Runner 2049"
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 21-Oct-2023 06:55:00 JST porkcow
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@nobullyplz @Irishblackpilled @professionalbigot69
Anyone else want to color the poop and blood on the dilator? I'm tired of looking officially licensed Ramen content right now.
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 13:13:39 JST porkcow

I'm not feeling replaced right now.
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