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   porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2023 02:54:22 JST porkcow
   Just beat Mario RPG remake and found it pretty addictive, but;
   
   -Leveling caps at 30, so if you minmax too hard not knowing that, you're gonna have a :sansundertale:
   
   -They only remade the last minute of the Luigi parade.
   
   -This game hates Bruce Lee and Confucious for some reason
   
   -Most of the action commands for enemy attacks are still BS
   
   -It's now stupidly easy (I haven't faught Culex yet) with the swap machanic, the final smashes, and the number of pick-me-ups and other items the game throws at you.
   
   -With all the polish the remade music got, none of it was spent creating regional variants of the one shitty fight song that plays 99% of playtime, or making the Smithy Sentai Axem Rangers Go part sound like a tokusatsu. (They are still introduced with music that belongs on Barnacle Sheamus's Termite Barge)
   
   -Not an action RPG like FFVII Remake
   
   -No voice acting like FFVII Remake
   
   -No added motorcycle section like FFVII Remake