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@white_male @graf
@Humpleupagus

Does Humple U Pagus at Evening Zoo block people for asking for free legal advice to help admins of other fedi servers?

@graf

If you live in Canada and American courts are trying to get you then you should do a motion to dismiss on grounds that the jurisdiction does not apply to you since you did not commit any crimes in the United States of America because you were not in the United States of America

With a motion to dismiss you do not even have to enter a plea of guilty, not guilty or no contest because the case is dismissed before that stage

@graf

Wait so if someone witnessed a Murder in Florida on vacation but lived in Alaska they could not get a subpoena because it is too far away?

@DoubleD @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic @HD_Takeshi

Lower fertility is correlated with higher age when age is above a certain quantity for both genders

Higher education is also correlated with higher age for both genders

Education does not cause lower fertility but is correlated with lower fertility because a PhD plus a Bachelor Degree takes longer than a Bachelor Degree without a PhD and a Bachelor Degree takes longer than a high school degree with no college

@DoubleD @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic @HD_Takeshi

The issue is not that women have lower fertility if they have higher educational credentials

The issue is that women on average desire a smaller family size if they have higher educational credentials. Individuals might be an exception that is just an average

Knowing mor e stuff with your brain does not result in your reproductive organs becoming infertile

Rather there is propaganda to influence women to want to have less children in college

@Zergling_man @DoubleD @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic
I prefer to talk to smarter woman

When I talk to a 30 year old woman I should expect her to have 12 more years of accumu!ated knowledge and wisdom than a 18 year old woman

When I actually find out she is more stupid than the 18 year old woman that makes the 30 year old woman extremely unattractive to talk to

On the rare occassions that the 30 year old woman was actually wiser than the average 18 year old woman, I actually prefered the 30 year old

@BowsacNoodle

If Lindsey Graham was a Lady Bug and not a human then that would be Answer Number 4 but the vote is over unless a new poll is made

@sardonicsmile

I want to know what a judge is doimg involved in internation trade outside their jurisdiction

The whole thing sounds like a corrupt trade deal, money for verdicts

@Escoffier

I learned you are supposed to have a sleeping bag in a tornado shelter byt if your basement over flows with water then it is not good if the sleeping bag gets dirty water contaminated, so I guess store it high on a table or something

Kikes do not belong in Israel

Their primary ancestry is from Europe and the Soviet Union

Now I suggest that since there are so many Kikes in Brooklyn already we make it a separate country from the United States of America and do not let people in the country of Brooklyn vote in United States elections

Kikes can be peacefully deported to Brooklyn if they try to trespass in Kike free zones

Ronnie Coleman was a police officer

Ronnie Coleman used steroids

Mandatory steroid testing for police should be a thing

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrYefdtTi4

@Zergling_man

Context

Is this for writing a program

For playing a game with physical cards

For playing a card game on computers

For playing a computer game

For the military

@Zergling_man

OK I can not help you but that added detail might help other people who can help you understand the context so that they can help you

@Zergling_man
It is common to use tokens in magic the gathering

So if there is something symbolicly erepresented with a card but you can not transfer the physical card to more than one place you could use tokens

But the problem is knowing which token goes with which card if there are more than one card & more than one token

Maybe you could have a colored card for the original and make photocopies that are black and white to represent duplicates

More over you could write notes on photocopies

@Zergling_man

The way to dodge a bullet in real life is to not be where the gun is pointing when the trigger is pulled

That is you have to dodge before the shot is fired not after

If someone waits until the trigger is pulled they do not have enough time to dodge

When the gun is fired the hit should be instantaneous and not delayed, so you should not worry about where the bullet will be or where the target will move in future rounds but only where the target is when the triiger is pulled

@Zergling_man

It would depend on the distance the space ships are from each other and the missile speed and the missile speed compared to the speed of light and possibly sound in the medium they are traveling

Unless you can detect things faster than the distance divided by the speed of light due to fantasy or science fiction means

If you used lasers then they could not see before they are fired because the lasers travel at the speed of light

@Zergling_man
So if you fire lasers from really far away but you are moving towards the target they should be doppler shifted

Let's say you fire 1 laser beam every 1 second and you fire 5 times but you are moving at half the speed of light in that medium towards the target

Then the target if it is statiionary relative to the medium of propagation would be hit 5 times but each hit would be half a second apart

Missiles should not doppler shift but at that distance they could nit reach a target

@Zergling_man

Can ships have melee weapons like how the batmobile can turn into a jet or plane and then pull out a claw to grab someone's car and hang them over a lake while flying and threatening to drop them

Maybe like a buzzsaw or claw or giant net to catch other ships

Although a net could be a missile weapon if you launch it but a meled weapon if it is attached like a giant butterfly net

.Sure it would not work in real life but neither do space ships

You could make it a "energy" net

@Zergling_man

What would be the benefit of capturing a ship with a net versus destroying them with a missile?

What would be the benefit of using a buzzsaw to cut a ship vs using a missile?

What would be the benefit of using a missile vs using a laser?

@Forestofenchantment

Usually if I have not flossed for a long time or after I first started flossing the gums bleed