yeah this subpoena is bullshit
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anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 07:03:09 JST anime graf mays ?️?
(1) For a Trial, Hearing, or Deposition. A subpoena may command a person to attend a trial, hearing, or deposition only as follows: (A) within 100 miles of where the person resides, is employed, or regularly transacts business in person; or (B) within the state where the person resides, is employed, or regularly transacts business in person, if the person (i) is a party or a party's officer; or (ii) is commanded to attend a trial and would not incur substantial expense. (2) For Other Discovery. A subpoena may command: (A) production of documents, electronically stored information, or tangible things at a place within 100 miles of where the person resides, is employed, or regularly transacts business in person; and (B) inspection of premises at the premises to be inspected. - Hoss Delgado and pistolero like this.
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anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 07:29:03 JST anime graf mays ?️?
definitely getting a lawyer In conversation permalink Hoss Delgado and pistolero like this. -
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anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:28:25 JST anime graf mays ?️?
@nigger @Wiz You don't know? Better call Wiz? In conversation permalink pistolero likes this. -
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wiz@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:28:25 JST Wiz
@graf@poa.st @nigger@spergia.net I'm Fedi's top lawyer. I'm essentially Rackets without the deviant sex and drugs.
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Protoss (nigger@spergia.net)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:28:26 JST Protoss
@graf @Wiz he's a lawyer? In conversation permalink pistolero likes this. -
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wiz@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:28:27 JST Wiz
@graf@poa.st have you considered just shooting up their office instead?
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Protoss (nigger@spergia.net)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:28:27 JST Protoss
@Wiz @graf is this legal advice? In conversation permalink pistolero likes this. -
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anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:28:27 JST anime graf mays ?️?
@nigger @Wiz if you know him as a lawyer, this is exactly what he would submit for cross examination In conversation permalink pistolero likes this. -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:28:31 JST pistolero
@Wiz @graf @nigger Then you better get to it.
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shortstories@merovingian.club's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:29:53 JST shortstories
Wait so if someone witnessed a Murder in Florida on vacation but lived in Alaska they could not get a subpoena because it is too far away?
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anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:29:58 JST anime graf mays ?️?
apparently this doesn't apply because its federal
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shortstories@merovingian.club's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:30:11 JST shortstories
If you live in Canada and American courts are trying to get you then you should do a motion to dismiss on grounds that the jurisdiction does not apply to you since you did not commit any crimes in the United States of America because you were not in the United States of America
With a motion to dismiss you do not even have to enter a plea of guilty, not guilty or no contest because the case is dismissed before that stage
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dobó istván (istvan@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:30:25 JST dobó istván
@shortstories @graf I think that’s doesn’t fly.
There is precedent from the 1800s involving a case where some guy fired a gun across state lines and shot a person in the next state and tried to argue he was not in the state the crime occurred in when it is committed.
The government since then has the opinion anything that crosses into US border or between US borders is under it’s jurisdiction.
Law is pretty retarded.
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:34:32 JST pistolero
@nigger @Wiz @graf As your attorney, I advise you
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wiz@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:34:38 JST Wiz
@p@fsebugoutzone.org @graf@poa.st @nigger@spergia.net Aoba never said that
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:35:11 JST pistolero
@Wiz @graf @nigger Then how do you explain this photograph? In conversation permalink -
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anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 10:38:05 JST anime graf mays ?️?
@shortstories this isn't related to me at all. they are subpoenaing user data from my website for an active federal civil litigation In conversation permalink pistolero likes this. -
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wiz@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:08:07 JST Wiz
@IsekaidStug@poa.st @p@fsebugoutzone.org @graf@poa.st @nigger@spergia.net I'm not a footfag
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wiz@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:08:08 JST Wiz
@p@fsebugoutzone.org @graf@poa.st @nigger@spergia.net the 2nd floor was just a steering wheel
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Stug (isekaidstug@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:08:08 JST Stug
@Wiz @p @graf @nigger You were supposed to use this one In conversation permalink Attachments
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RedTechEngineer (redtechengineer@fedi.lowpassfilter.link)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:13:38 JST RedTechEngineer
@p @Wiz @graf @nigger https://youtu.be/MxmKc0OhsnU photograf In conversation permalink Attachments
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anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:14:54 JST anime graf mays ?️?
@p @Wiz @nigger he can't. it's been over for him this whole time, but now it's doubly over In conversation permalink pistolero likes this. -
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wiz@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:17:13 JST Wiz
@graf@poa.st @p@fsebugoutzone.org @nigger@spergia.net You, from the outside, can only see that it's over. I, from the inside, know that I'm so back
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anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:17:32 JST anime graf mays ?️?
@Wiz @IsekaidStug @p @nigger he doesn't understand the ancient graf lore In conversation permalink pistolero likes this. -
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anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:18:15 JST anime graf mays ?️?
@Wiz @p @nigger @IsekaidStug this superceeds poast. i had a banner that even twitter told me to remove. this is like 2018 or earlier In conversation permalink Attachments
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wiz@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:18:16 JST Wiz
@graf@poa.st @IsekaidStug@poa.st @p@fsebugoutzone.org @nigger@spergia.net I am a bit newfaggy, I admit. One of the things I enjoy about TFF is learning about the before times
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:18:22 JST pistolero
@graf @Wiz @nigger @IsekaidStug
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wiz@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:18:27 JST Wiz
@graf@poa.st @p@fsebugoutzone.org @nigger@spergia.net @IsekaidStug@poa.st Hold on, let me make something shitty really quick
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wiz@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:19:55 JST Wiz
@graf@poa.st @p@fsebugoutzone.org @nigger@spergia.net @IsekaidStug@poa.st Opposing Counsel is officially on FUCKING NOTICE
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Wyatt (wyatt@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:22:04 JST Wyatt
@graf @Wiz @p @nigger @IsekaidStug lol still have this In conversation permalink pistolero likes this. -
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Stug (isekaidstug@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:22:34 JST Stug
@Wiz @graf @p @nigger I lived under a rock for last several years In conversation permalink pistolero likes this. -
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Stug (isekaidstug@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:23:12 JST Stug
@graf @Wiz @p @nigger it's nearly a prerequisite of my job to eat doritos, so I think about this alot In conversation permalink pistolero likes this. -
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wiz@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:23:31 JST Wiz
@IsekaidStug@poa.st @graf@poa.st @p@fsebugoutzone.org @nigger@spergia.net fucking engineer in the chat
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Stug (isekaidstug@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:23:53 JST Stug
@Wiz @graf @p @nigger close but I am a degreeless minion of the engineers In conversation permalink pistolero likes this. -
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wiz@loli.church's status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:24:04 JST Wiz
@IsekaidStug@poa.st @graf@poa.st @p@fsebugoutzone.org @nigger@spergia.net you somehow made this worse
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:30:01 JST pistolero
@IsekaidStug @Wiz @graf @nigger ENGINEERING
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Stug (isekaidstug@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:30:02 JST Stug
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 11:30:31 JST pistolero
@IsekaidStug @Wiz @graf @nigger ENGINEERING
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 05:19:23 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
I'm not licensed in GA. It's a violation of both the California and Georgia rules of o professional conduct to give legal advice in a jurisdiction where you're not licensed. It's also a penal violation in both states. They beat this stuff into us. In conversation permalink -
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Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 05:19:24 JST Soy_Magnus
@shortstories @white_male @graf @Humpleupagus no i had a question once and he just ignored it. He also probablu had no idea how to answer it it was about an eviction in ga i won pretty good but realisticly he probably had no idea where to even begin with that hes an industrial contract lawyer u need a specific one in a specific field woth law theres so many kangaroo courts these days In conversation permalink -
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shortstories@merovingian.club's status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 05:19:25 JST shortstories
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@HumpleupagusDoes Humple U Pagus at Evening Zoo block people for asking for free legal advice to help admins of other fedi servers?
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white_male (white_male@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 05:19:26 JST white_male
@graf Doesn't null have a backup lawyer of some kind for risky free speech? Might be a good place to hit up. In conversation permalink -
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Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 05:38:43 JST Soy_Magnus
@Humpleupagus @shortstories @graf @white_male i wasnt offended i know the legal games its all egg shells and paperwork warefare. I still won mad hard i got them denied the initial eviction and denied any rental back pay and the second time they filed they got the eiction but i still got them denied the back pay for alleged rent. I may have taken a small L nut i feel my W was much larger that day :loli_thumbsup3: In conversation permalink ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this.