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   porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 22:57:28 JST porkcow
   >Watching Flash with mom
   >"So he has to eat one of the babies to save the rest, right?"
   >The Flash puts a baby in a microwave
   mfw:
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     porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 22:57:25 JST porkcow

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @coolboymew Oh, and he puts one of the babies in a microwave to save it from a fiery explosion or to transport it faster without scrambling the molecules with speedforce or something. I don't remember.
     
     It's a weird scene, considering Ezra Miller probably wouldn't need a reason to put a baby in a microwave.
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     porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 22:57:26 JST porkcow

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @coolboymew The Flash needs a certain calorie intake to keep going fast, and there's a scene where he's about to run out of speedforce while climbing on falling debris to save a bunch of falling babies from a collapsing maternity ward, but he resolves the situation by finding a random burrito that saves the movie from becoming NC17.
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 22:57:27 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @porkcow what
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 22:58:17 JST Sexy Moon

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @porkcow @coolboymew like on the ground?
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     porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 23:08:34 JST porkcow

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     @Moon @coolboymew Oh, no, it fell out of the aformentioned microwave
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     porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 23:08:35 JST porkcow

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     • Sexy Moon
     @Moon @coolboymew No, he's on a falling girder having to throw fire extinguishers at scalpels before baby impact, and uses speed magic to land them safely on a gurney.
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 23:08:43 JST Sexy Moon

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @porkcow @coolboymew I meant the burrito
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Sep-2023 23:09:34 JST Sexy Moon

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @porkcow @coolboymew it would be funny if he needed energy and was forced to eat trash or something