Notices by Pilgrim MacGuffin :damnified: (dxmacguffin@metalhead.club)

i am so very confused

This sign actually makes the sound of a guard spotting Solid Snake

@detondev

What would happen if they all opened their mouths at the same time? 🫣

@ElleGray

@GayDeceiver

@steter @dillyd @LibertyForward1

Just…so yourself a favor. Next time you want to listen to anything the Beatles ever recorded (whether as a group, or as part of another project), put on a playlist of metal covers of Beatles songs instead.

Heavy metal is the bacon of music - everything is better wrapped in it. 🤘

@dillyd @LibertyForward1 @geekysteven

In hell, McCartney will be forced to listen to that song, once for every time it was inflicted upon an unwilling person.

@mischievoustomato

Go fuck a cactus, troll.

Text from a friend of mine:

On a post about Ashley babbit's family being awarded 30 million dollars for a wrongful death lawsuit some guy wrote congratulations to Ms babbit on being 4 years sober

@meadow

My uncle worked for the University of Utah for many years. He always says when he dies, he wants us to “Put him in a potato sack, and leave him under the University Parking Department building”.

I was trying to think of a Star Trek character I would want to haunt with my rotting corpse…but I can’t think of one that I hated that much. Maybe Kai Winn?

@CorinnaVahrenk1 @w7voa

obligatory

Enemy Inside's cover of "Crush" is pretty fun, I added this to the new exercise playlist I'm making. They have a new album out today, but I didn't see any covers on it. So here's this one for #FridayMetalCovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcOu2a2LLJQ

#Metal

I respect a man who is not afraid to use a rolled up newspaper to whack a misbehaving wookiee on the nose.

@RobSF

Fun fact:

Venmo won't let you put "hookers and blow" as a reason for paying someone. They will make you type in a different reason before they let you complete the transaction.

@noondlyt

I can't watch just the first 2 minutes of John Oliver, I have to watch the whole thing.

@Saltssaltgirl

I voted for Kamala, but I live in one of the reddest states in America. I might as well have used harsh language at a brick wall, for all the good it will do here.

But I did donate $47 to Kamala's campaign.

Fuck DJT! 🖕

How about something mellow for #ProgTuesday? This album from AVKRVST, a band name I have no idea how to prounounce, is just what your ears need.

#ProgRock

https://album.link/us/i/1678603914

@HauntedOwlbear

Have you heard this version? These beautiful people did an outstanding version of the song....it gives me chills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Q1rXhHL6g

@HauntedOwlbear

Bloody Tears is a great choice, I almost picked that one myself

@HauntedOwlbear

I’m sure any version is better than ABBA. Silence is better than ABBA.