Notices by LAUREN (noondlyt@hellions.cloud)

RE: https://mastodon.social/@QasimRashid/116659148898791018

Good piece

Unfortunately...

The piles of reply guy garbage neanderthals in this thread are enough too make me re-read The Burning Bed:

"Not all men"
"You've met the wrong men"
"Men are under threat more than women"
"More men die of heart disease and other illness than women"
"More women commit domestic abuse than men"

You guys are the least aware biggest pieces of shit walking the earth.

Defederate every single one of them.

@newsguyusa

Cecilia Vegas fired from CBS

Alt Text:

Open AI wants ChatGPT to access your bank accounts.

Fuck everyone of you who have been apologists for LLMs

The current state of the US can be summarized as a bunch of contractors standing in line outside the White House for their cut of our tax money for their ill conceived short term cash grab.

If I had the talent this would have been a one panel political cartoon.

RE: https://flipboard.com/@insideclimate/latest-news-igngpae4z/-/a-1vGjcEMGRCW-lESQoMhz8g%3Aa%3A2648295990-%2F0

The contractor got paid with our tax money, people were treated abominably and got sick so this sounds about right. Everything around immigration is a grift for this administration. It's all just The Wall but with more people suffering.

BTW, I think this will be the fate of most data centers contracted with the government.

Just dropping in to shine a spotlight on today's featured POS in the California primary: Sonja Shaw, candidate for State Superintendent of Public Instruction.

I hope a piano falls on her.

Good! They are seeking protections against "Return to the office" mandates and AI job replacement.

#Union #MTG #MagicTheGathering

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/27/magic-the-gathering-online-unionization

Whoever coined the term "Nazi Prom" for the White House Correspondents' Dinner should receive a prize from the first level of the prize wall (erasers, fidget toys, packs of gum)

@inthehands

I feel the same. They stopped being able to identify what actual breaking news is several years ago.

I heard there were some real bangers at the White House Correspondents' Dinner

sorrynotsorry

Money is the political party. Money is the religion. Money is the 5th Horseman of the apocalypse.

"The three U.S. officials heading to Pakistan [for negotiations] are Vice President Vance, U.S. special envoy Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, President Trump's son-in-law, according to a White House official who spoke on background."

The D team.

A Victory! Withholding your money works. Just do it.

#PhilzCoffee

Here is the email I received from them today after closing my account and submitting a complaint to customer service:

"Thanks for sharing your feedback. After listening to our Team Members and having meaningful conversations with San Francisco Pride Board Directors, we understand that Pride flags are an important symbol of safety and belonging to many of our communities and stores. We’ve learned a great deal, and as a result, every Pride flag that is up stays up, and any Pride flag that was previously removed can be put back up.

You can check out the official statement here for the full message from leadership. We thank you again for taking the time to share your concerns and we hope we will have the opportunity to serve you again.

Sincerely,
Philz Coffee"

This is now a "Dump on BS" account.

• The prolific use and reliance on AI
• The centralized behavior when shit breaks
• The life giving VC infusions
• The forthcoming IPO
• Two front facing board members constantly running the spin cycle
• The CEO stepping down from her roll at a critical time to go play more with above mentioned AI
• Allowing ICE to have a presence

Please tell me you read the above and understand it.

Bullshitsky #Bluesky

RE: https://tomkahe.com/@GiftArticles/116412298999029971

For the love of christ! HIS doctor (the crackpot) has died...before he did...at 73. I am certain he is consuming life essence from those around him.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@axios/116393038431381625

This is the point now where everyone should just ignore the talking turd.

I think Trump should go himself as he is the most important man and the only one who can possibly close the deal.

#Iran

It feels like a social media bunker to me with so many great people here.

Does everyone realize how precious this corner of the online world is?

You know what's really fucking bad about the Swalwell accusations???

The Epstein Files.