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Notices by Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Sunday, 30-Mar-2025 23:16:05 JST Patrick ๐
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Thursday, 27-Mar-2025 10:38:03 JST Patrick ๐
I wanna post some bank info. Are we currently clean on OPSEC?
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 08:13:56 JST Patrick ๐
Back in the office tomorrow
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Friday, 28-Feb-2025 08:55:57 JST Patrick ๐
From reddit: A scene from Don't Look Up, and an image from yesterday's cabinet meeting. The only difference is Meryl Streep was awake ๐ ๐พ
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 21:41:34 JST Patrick ๐
โgOoD mORnINgโ
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Feb-2025 22:54:31 JST Patrick ๐
Me, dressing for the job I want
(Secretary of Housing and Urban Development)
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 20-Jan-2025 14:57:25 JST Patrick ๐
I can't explain how much I want a vintage Six Million Dollar Man toy ๐ฅน
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 04:02:08 JST Patrick ๐
I dunno this sounds like a slur ๐คท๐พโ๏ธ
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 03:54:21 JST Patrick ๐
Man, I just wish my dad lived long enough to hear white guys telling each other to go back to Africa
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Thursday, 12-Dec-2024 21:46:15 JST Patrick ๐
Fine, one more day in the office before Christmas
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2024 07:18:36 JST Patrick ๐
Me, on my way into the office
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 04:50:23 JST Patrick ๐
โGET THE PACKAGE OUT OF THE GARBAGE AND TELL ME WHAT THE INSTRUCTIONS SAYโ
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 10:55:21 JST Patrick ๐
Bob Newhart, recipient of the worlds first successful heart transplant
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 22:45:25 JST Patrick ๐
Some personal news. I am announcing my retirement from professional tennis. This is particularly hard as I've never played professional tennis, the most I've done is knock a few balls around at the court near my house. Regardless, I finish my career with 0 Grand Slams including 0 French Open titles.
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 07-Oct-2024 19:50:42 JST Patrick ๐
Made my son (14) avocado toast as he was getting ready for school. He said โdjfjejdi jdjdjsโ, I said โwhat?โ So he said it again โhdjsjfkd ksjdjdbโ I said โwhat?โ again, and then he said โbalsamic vinegarโ ๐ฅ
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 17:39:59 JST Patrick ๐
Me, explaining all of the social media sites I'm on and their differences
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 23:05:16 JST Patrick ๐
Ok but am I *really* unsubscribed?
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2024 03:17:06 JST Patrick ๐
Iโve been trying to get this shot for years and I finally got it on #Caturday
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Friday, 23-Aug-2024 22:27:35 JST Patrick ๐
Iโm just here to tell you all to moisture
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Patrick ๐ (patrickworld@mastodon.online)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 11:24:19 JST Patrick ๐
Look, Iโll gladly do the groceries, but I canโt guarantee that fennel-man wonโt appear afterwards