Notices by Amy Maybe (apbblue@thepit.social)

Mr. Blue's organization is having a team building afternoon at Topgolf, and he's very annoyed about it. (He doesn't golf and also doesn't want to look like a fool in front of his new coworkers.)

He already signed up for the Culture Committee so he can advocate for future non-golf events. 🤣

Apparently, at their upcoming Annual Meeting, you can choose between golf and spa day, and he already chose spa. (I pointed out that he might be the only spa dude, and he doesn't care.) 🤣

UPDATE: Mr. Blue got 20th out of about 35, so not bad for someone who's golfed probably twice in his life. 🤣

He said it wasn't as awful as he expected, but the food sucked.

@stephaniepixie @Fragglemuppet shrimp 🤢

(Not especially fond of calamari either. I thought I hated eggplant until I had it in Italy.)

Children are great factory workers because their small hands fit in the equipment.

@mattl @generalx @ernie Hard to believe I was once excited by email, haha.

@ernie @mattl I just heard the dial-up screechy sound in my head

@generalx @ernie @mattl oh my god that voice came back

@ai6yr Was it a slot to put them in on purpose? I always wonder about those razor-blade slots in the back of old-timey medicine cabinets. 😬

Why on earth do they call strip clubs "exotic entertainment"? There's literally nothing LESS exotic than naked people.

I hate to break it to everyone, but there's a naked person inside your clothes RIGHT NOW

@WarnerCrocker You sound bitter.

@RickiTarr My mom was worried all the time, and this was in the 1970s and 1980s when there was a lot less to worry about. (I think this is why I never wanted kids -- she seemed miserable.)

Our condo has scheduled an event called Neighbors and Nibbles, and I have questions.

Today I learned that people on Mastodon have very strong feelings about Chick-fil-A.

MR. BLUE GOT A JOB!!!!!

Behold: The nicest #teapot I've made yet. #pottery #ceramics

Me to Mr. Blue: "Happy 4th of July! There's nobody I'd rather be descending into authoritarianism with."