Notices by Amy Maybe (apbblue@thepit.social)

I just remembered how one time when he was in high school, my brother got sick with E. coli and accidentally called in sick with Ebola.

Our Safeway is (very regrettably) no longer stocking Spindrift, so we tried Sanpellegrino CIAO sparkling water. It is ... not good. The flavors are fine, but it's really flat. We won't be buying it again. 😐

@SRLevine Waterloo is decent. We prefer the ones with a little bit of real juice for flavoring (but not sweetened.) Haven't found anything as good as Spindrift.

@skinnylatte Literally no idea if it's authentic or not, but we had great Chinese/Burmese at Yangon in Burlingame, randomly.

I'm a not-fancy person who loves the outdoors and should like camping but I don't because it's way too much work. Who wants to do that much work on vacation?

@annika I used a paper cutter at my last job! One of those ones that looks like a medieval murder device.

The boiler in our building needs emergency repairs, so we have no hot water at the moment. 😑

I clicked on a link that I shouldn't have, and now I feel so ashamed and like a terrible employee. 😭

(I forwarded to #IT -- I am hoping for no lasting damage.)

😞

It appears that this was a Phish Alert test, which I failed, but no harm done except to my reputation. 😐

I learned today that I am susceptible to phishing messages that suggest I have a work task I need to do/haven't done, because I am extremely conscientious aside from clicking the Bad Link in the Phish Test email.

This is a tough time for people who don't like fascism.

@skinnylatte I randomly took a taichi class at a YMCA in SOUTH DAKOTA of all places. It's super relaxing. Really liked it.

I am very worried about what happens when measles reaches Idaho, and it will. Lowest childhood vaccination rates in the country.

Also: Vaccinate your kids, dumbasses.

"Nintendo of America president Doug Bowser." COME ON

Dude leans into it and wears a Bowser lapel pin, lol

@farah (This is obviously wrong and just done for laughs.)

@farah "The Birds"

I just caught myself wondering if I should install Linux on my old laptop when I get my new laptop.

OH MY GOD I'M INFECTED

don't @ me