Notices by SaltyGirl (saltssaltgirl@mas.to)

Student after finishing 4 hours of state testing: Miss, that test was so hard I was praying to G-d or any deity who would listen.

Me: Is this your way of saying you don’t want to do any work in class today.

S: Yeah. I think I’m out of spoons.

Me: Got it. Let’s just chill, listen to music, and chat.

S: For real????

Me: For real!

Don’t forget that tomorrow, all leprechauns are half off.

For the record, cumin toast doesn’t taste nearly as good as cinnamon toast.

I'm struggling to support my students and I need some help.

I've been going through food and supplies very quickly and one of the reasons is that my students and their parents are afraid to leave the house unless it's absolutely necessary due to ICE swarming.

I'm including my wishlist for my classroom, but there are other ways to help my students isted in my profile.

Thank you so much for your help! https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PRZBAFA50CYE?ref_=wl_share

Goodnight. Be kind to others. Be kind to yourself. Tomorrow is always a fresh start.

Sometimes I think my optimism is a curse, but then I remember that, “I am an optimist!” and that means it’s obviously a blessing.

Me: (freaking out) I have 40 people coming over for NYE and I don’t have enough room!

Best friend: You may have a small house, but you have the biggest heart. That’s why people always want to be with you.

Me: (freaking out a little less) 🥹

It’s not Christmas time until I hear Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses and I haven’t heard it yet, so it can’t be Christmas.*

* Things that aren’t logical but make sense to me

Okay since many of you had strong words for me about my phone issues…I need help before I pursue a purchase.

My son, for school and his future career would like the Final Cut software that is used on Apple laptops. We don’t have an Apple product, so I would need to purchase one.

Do any of you know how I can do this without me having to sell feet pics?

I’ve resorted to covering my phone in Press N Seal wrap so I don’t puncture myself on the shards of glass. Anyway, how’s your night going?

Just ran over my phone with my car. The good news is, I can still type. The bad news is, I can’t see what is being typed.

Does Calgon still take people away?!?!

Student: How was your Thanksgiving break?

Me: It was good. How was yours?

Students: Not so good.

Me: Why not so good?

Student: Well we really didn’t have enough food. But, what we had was good.

Me: (immediately tearing up) What is one thing that was missing, that you really would have liked?

Student: Mac and cheese.

Me: I promise you that I’ll make some mac and cheese really soon for you.

*This is the good ole’ USA. Kids shouldn’t be hungry!

Looking for a random, cool “secret” food place in the Times Square area to take a bunch of teenage boys. What say you?

Feeling sad and overwhelmed. Please share good news and/or cute pet pics.

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My students and their families need food now. Parties will have to wait. If you can help, I’m sharing the link for ShopRite gift cards. https://wakefern.giftcards.com/shoprite-egift

My email address is loridisarro@gmail.com
Or if you feel comfortable there are other ways to help in my profile. Thank you for your continued support of “my kids”

I wouldn’t be able to help if it weren’t for all your generosity and love.

*Help has been coming in from the wonderful people of the Fediverse & it’s so appreciated.

Don’t forget all men named Michael are half off tomorrow.

My heart is breaking for my students.

They already have to battle
housing insecurity,
food insecurity,
mental & physical health insecurity,
and now one of the only things they can count on,
SNAP Benefits,
won’t be accessible to them.

Kids shouldn’t go to bed hungry.

This country is a disgrace.

There are people who will light a candle when you are stuck in the dark & there are others who will cover the windows to block out even the light of the moon.

Shana Tova to all who celebrate.

Thank you to all the “helpers” on here who have lifted me and my students up over and over again. School begins in a week and this is my last push to set up my classroom for at least the next couple of months. Please help if you can…boosting helps too!! 💜 ~Salty
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PRZBAFA50CYE?ref_=wl_share