Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 15
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 07:35:23 JST Kerosene
@thegardendude I'm so sorry to hear that. This place is filled with such hateful people. Last time I reached to Deez and he helped me get them off the network. Have you reported this to him yet? -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 07:35:21 JST Kerosene
@thegardendude Couldn't even ask who Deez was, way to ruin the joke nigger. Kill yourself. Bet you don't even know how Jo is. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 04:23:47 JST Kerosene
In India the trolley problem is whether to shit on the tracks and die crushed by a train or go to the loo and die by the hands of the toilet witch. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 11:29:00 JST Kerosene
@LukeAlmighty @ChristiJunior It's that fucking mouth. ALWAYS open. If she just closed it for one full fucking minute she'd immediately jump 2 or 3 points in the scale of would.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:06:26 JST Kerosene
@pepsi_man @Humpleupagus @mar77i @cjd @bronze @Hoss Holy fuck only movie in 2 decades worth watching in 3D. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 09:39:52 JST Kerosene
@LukeAlmighty @zoomgoboom @ChristiJunior Palpatine pilled, Jedincels seething. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 06:52:28 JST Kerosene
>try windows
<backdoored up the ass by NSA
>fuck this, I'm trying Mac
<same thing
>fuck this, I'm trying Linux
<backdoored up the ass by CCP
>fuck this, I'm trying an alternative OS
<won't boot
>fuck this, I'm just going out to touch grass
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 06:11:01 JST Kerosene
@Hoss @mint @Moon Time to start making up schizo theories:
- Moon is selling his new domain to Redis and making it pay only.
- Moon is dead. He has been replaced by an agent of the Anunnaki who needs a new domain to gain full control.
- Moon was never real, he's multiple pepople controling the same account and one of them has gone rogue.
- Moon just needed an excuse to use one of his million unused domains he's already paying for. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 04:07:41 JST Kerosene
Pokemon fans deserve all the bad things they get, and more. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 30-Mar-2024 14:36:38 JST Kerosene
First :lazer_1: they came :Cooming: in the socialists :sob2: , and I did not speak out 🤫 :meru_ahegao: —because I was not a socialist. ❎
Then they came :cumsplat: 🍆 in the trade unionists 🤝 , and I did not speak out 🔇 —because I was not a trade unionist. :blobnogood:
Then they came :animecame: in the Jews :israel_burn: , and I did not speak out :anubis_sleep: —because I was not a Jew. :pillow_no:
Then they came :cum2: in me :blobahegao: —and there was no one left to speak for me :zt_scream: :3duohh: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 30-Mar-2024 12:22:21 JST Kerosene
Changing the thematic of my profile to be entirely about my username. I'll only react with fire emojis and if you want to greet me please use the expression "how's it flamming, my hydrocarbonated fellow?".
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 30-Mar-2024 04:21:43 JST Kerosene
@lina Get a better mattress :senko_scream: sometimes even sleeping on the floor over a blanket is way better than a busted old mattress. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 30-Mar-2024 04:15:23 JST Kerosene
My cat is dutifully guardian over me while I shit my brains out. Good cate -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 29-Mar-2024 02:04:53 JST Kerosene
Normalize constantly playing background music for each room in your home as part of your house's soundtrack. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 29-Mar-2024 01:25:38 JST Kerosene
@sapphire >time stops
>niggers still somehow manage to be late
Shieeet. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 23:32:11 JST Kerosene
@kirby @RustyCrab @vriska Its blade was compiled a thousand times. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 08:29:42 JST Kerosene
Same energy
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 08:00:44 JST Kerosene
Blender has so many features baked in. The Emacs of Overwatch 3D-porn rendering software. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 04:04:39 JST Kerosene
@iska @Pawlicker @kumicota @Paulajak Tbh Gnome devs' attitude of "suck a dick, choke on it" towards its users would be bases if they weren't soy creatures themselves. Imagine giga chad commits like "removed support for Bluetooth devices. Get a cable, nerds" -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 04:00:35 JST Kerosene
I think I've definitely switched teams to the so called "immutable" distros. They just work (tm), except when they don't, but that's besides the point. They are so easy to set up, and I truly think that this idea of letting the distro set up your partitions is the best way to go about it. You want to "dual boot"? Buy another HDD/SSD/etc, chud, stop being poor. Everything else is also seamless for the most part, and despite its short comings I think Flatpak might truly be the best option for regular user-facing programs, and for any other case Distrobox with your meme le haxor distro of choice is good enough.